General Chat / Guitarist

i listen to johnny

but i don't find him as interesting, nor as insanely skilled as vai, joe, or john.


johns band sucks at all things lyrical though, so fair enough. And I hate rudass.

Marty Friedman
Adrian Smith
Steve Harris

...as of now.

Jimmi Hendrix
Eric Clapton
Van Halen
Synester Gates

just a few..I don't know actual names but I know bands..

im not sure greenwood revelutionized music the way clapton, vai, hendrix or saitrani did

Because no one's mentioned Jonny Greenwood and way too many mentioned faggots like Vai and Saitriani and Yngwie and therefore induced projectile vomiting in me, I hate everything.

have you read catcher in the rye?

have you read catcher in the rye?

I loved it.

that's about the onlything besides music, well, good music.

...anyone heard of Chuck Berry or Dick Dale...?...

...anyone heard of Chuck Berry or Dick Dale...?...

Yeah, I'm a huge Berry fan. I still like Jonny Greenwood better though.

Because no one's mentioned Jonny Greenwood and way too many mentioned faggots like Vai and Saitriani and Yngwie and therefore induced projectile vomiting in me, I hate everything.

funny because you don't know anything about guitars

Marty Friedman
Dave Mustaine
Michael Angelo
Joe Satriani

funny because you don't know anything about guitars

Also funny because guitarists don't seem to know shit about good music.

Anywayz.

I once read an interview with, I think, Steve Wilson, where he says that Robert Fripp made a gagging gesture when Jimmy Page was mentioned. I laughed like a motherfucker.

Vai revolutionised music? I'm not sure dicking around with a moronic triple-necked guitar counts. I mean, what's the fucking deal with that shit?
In fact, with the exception of Hendicks, there, not one of those fags revolutionised shit. Except maybe musical masturbation methods, and that shit don't count, yo.

I'm going to pretend my favourite guitarist is Fennesz, just to really piss people off. And also because it's true.

Spoonie, Thurston Moore > Johnny Greenwood. If you deny it, you choke on more dick than my mother, who incidently died due to excess cum to the lungs. I may have been responsible. Everyday I take a trip to the cemetary and shoot a load over her gravestone. Perhaps one of those few moments in my life where I am truly distracted from my incredible depression. That's all you can ever hope for in life. Distraction. Moments.

The guard there, he once caught me, and was seriously pissed. I thought I was in deep trouble, but it turns out, he only wanted to strip search me. One anal-cavity-excavation-with-a-torch-followed-by-penis later, I was free to go!

It figures you would like The Catcher In The Rye, Spoonie. It just figures.
Not that I'm implying anything, here. Other than, you're a gigantic faggot, but we already knew that.

Spoonie, Thurston Moore > Johnny Greenwood.

Hmm. True. Very true.
I threw Greenwood out there kinda randomly. Had I put some thought into this, I probably would've called Thurston the best, but I don't put thought into lists about favorite guitarists or whatever.

Thurston Moore's the shit.

Thank fucking god for Sonic Youth.

Jimi Hendrix
Eric Clapton
Kirk Hammet
Tommy Iommi (Created the basis for all heavy metal guitar)
Joe Satriani
Steve Vai

I would like to add Link Wray to the list.

The evolution from the guitar of Bo Diddley, and Chuck Berry, to the guitar of everyone on this list, is all Link Wray.

Also, Robert Fripp, Vini Riley, and Robin Guthrie, for beauty.

Question: do the keyboard players in M83 count? They should, after all, don't you think?

Steve Vai
Joe Satriani
Santana
Dick Dale
Jimi Hendrix
Eric Clapton
Tommy Iommi
Slash
Van Halen
Tom Morrello

In no order what so ever. I was gonna fake it, pretending I know who you guys are talking about coz I dont... but I will soon.

The beauty of file sharing...

Selections from the iTunes Music Store.

M83:

My favourites are "Be wild", "Beauties can die", "Gone", "In church", and "On a white lake, near a green mountain."

The best examples of the noise-rock nature of their electronica, however, are "Noise", and "Unrecorded."

Robin Guthrie:

The best examples of his guitar playing are from his work with Cocteau Twins.

Anything from either "Head over heels", or "Victorialand" will do. "Treasure" has it's moments as well.

Also, don't forget "Song to the siren."

Robert Fripp:

His best work is "Evening star", his second collaboration with Brian Eno.

Vini Riley:

They only have the two most recent, and most lackluster, of his releases, but, you can find them both here.

My favourite guitarist on this big list we've compiled, however, is Thurston Moore, which I forgot to say in my first post.

Your posts are fucking hilarious. Do you have to quote and underline everything like that?

I don't pay much attention to guitars, to let you all know.