General Chat / Needs

There are sometimes days that I can't do a thing before I drink a nice hot cup of mug.

also, I can't live without sarcazm

Women. Literally.

Women. Literally.

I can tell by your answer to the question that you are a virgin and you've never had a girlfriend.

I can tell by your answer to the question that you are a virgin and you've never had a girlfriend.

you act like you are experienced in the art of love.
i am going to have to call shenanigans.

although. you've probably had gay mansechs before.

I can tell by your answer to the question that you are a virgin and you've never had a girlfriend.

Right Spoonie, you are indeed the ladie's man aren't you? I mean, chicks dig the guys who look like they're 10.

i cant believe that someone actually posted in here...
I made this post just to see if I can!

but if you reallt want to talk about your needs...
talk.

I can't go a day without the computer, my computer is my G/F

i cant believe that someone actually posted in here...
I made this post just to see if I can!

but if you reallt want to talk about your needs...
talk.

I need you, to shut yer piehole.

I made this post just to see if I can!

.... What?


Thread needs more cowbell.

Pleased to be of service.

People - I get really bored on my own, or even with the same people. I need to see different people regularly. I can't be doing with seeing the same people day after day. That bored me at school; got pissed off with beign nice to the same people every day, the majority of whom you begin to dislike after 6 years. That's prolly why I quite enjoy working; different people every day

My Phone - Comes everywhere with me. You need to have it, even if you know that nobody's likely to be calling you at whatever ridiculous occassion you go to (like school prom where everyone you know is there... but it went in my sporran anyway )

Thai Sweet Chilli Crisps - For all the British people, these Walkers Sensations are the best crisps ever made.. I love my chocolate as well though..

But my biggest need is..


Dirrty
lol, I'm addicted to it.. Sounds pathetic, but I've listened to it pretty much every single day for almost 2 years now.. I just love it so much. A couple of my friends are equally addicted, and we always get dirrty when it's on.. At the prom, I was *very* drunk and Karen and I "performed" Dirrty (we requested it of course) very graphically.. Had all the teachers staring lol.

I can tell by your answer to the question that you are a virgin and you've never had a girlfriend.

Mmmmk. If you say so.

1. My g/f - I can't live a day without her. We go just about everywhere together, except when I'm out with my friends playing football.

2. Candy/Chocolate - The best thing ever created by man. I'm addicted. A man's gotta have his chocolate.

3. Thrills - Everyone needs thrills, aka Roller Coasters. Can't live without my coasters. Thats the first thing I do when I enter a theme park. Me, my g/f, my dad, and a few of my friends hit the big coasters. MAan I love those things...

4. Football - The best sport on earth (and I don't mean soccer, although I like that too)

5. Video games - PS2, PC (RCT2), Game Boy Advance SP, Gamecube...

6. Jokes - The Yo Mama and Blonde jokes get all the girls.

Can't think of any more...

All of you are bastards. Greedy bastards. You need nothing. Make a difference in life. Donate to The Limbless Children Foundation.

Thankyou.

-President of LCF

All of you are bastards. Greedy bastards. You need nothing. Make a difference in life. Donate to The Limbless Children Foundation.

Thankyou.

-President of LCF

Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, I still donate money and stuff all the time. I may be a rich bastard but I still give...

1) Music - My band especially
2) My girlfriend - Whilst shes away all I seem to be doing is bitchin' and moaning.
3) My friends - What would I do without them?

Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, I still donate money and stuff all the time. I may be a rich bastard but I still give...

No.


Anyways music, friends, my computer, and my phone.

Okay. So here's what I need.

Oxygen
Water
Food
Shelter

Okay.  So here's what I need.

Oxygen
Water
Food
Shelter

you left out your left hand.