General Chat / 'Yo Momma' jokes

Yo momma so fat to get her out of the house you need to grease the doorway and dangle a Twinkie.

Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo momma's so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her.

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "kool aid"!

Yo momma's so fat, she wears pillow cases for socks.

Yo momma's so hairy, looks like she got Don King in a head lock.

Yo mamma got more rolls than a bakery!

Yo Mamma's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.

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Yo mama's so fat she got more chins than a chinese phone book.

Your momma is so poor, when she stepped on a cig. she said "there goes the heat"

Your momma so fat, she use bed matresses as toilet paper.

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama's so fat she got more chins than a chinese phone book.

Well done Pbob. *clap clap clap*

yay, go me for not reading posts!

yeah, the grammer's different, as well as the location

Yo mamma is so fat, that when people ask to shake her hand, she has to give directions

Yo mamma is so fat that were livin in her right now!

Yo mamma breth stink so bad that when she yawns, her teeth duck.


Last time yo mamma saw 9-0-2-1-0 it was on the bathroom scale.

Yo mamma so fat last time she seen her feet, oh wait a min. she aint never seen her feet

Yo mamma si fat the she got baptized at Sea World

Yo mamma so fat then we she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out.

Yo mamma is just like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.

Yo mamma is so fat that were livin in her right now!

LOL

Your momma's so fat we're in her right now!

I forgot about that one.

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it

Marshy, did you make that up?

Maybe

Yo momma is so fat, that her belt size is 'equator'.....(from Nutty Prof. btw)

...your mother is so fat...because she eats too much..

...your mother is so ugly...

...your mother is so poor...because she has no job and is an
alcoholic with a wooden leg, which gave me splinter, when I
tried to rub it...wait...what...?

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Service names her farts.

Yo momma so old she waited tables at the last supper.

Yo mama's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat she's Hershey's BIGGEST fan.

Yo mama's so fat a boulder fell on her and she said damn mosquitos.

Yo mama's so fat people thought she was backing up when her beeper went off.

Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat when she was at the beach sailors clamed her as a new continent.

Yo mama's so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

^I got a million more but i g2g.

Your mama's so fat that when she walked outside wearing a red t-shirt everyone yelled 'Kool-aid'!

Your mom's so fat that when she walks outside wearing a yellow t-shirt people yell "Taxi!"

Self-devised: Your mom's so dumb she asked why her Chevy Blazer didn't come with a box of matches.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo mama is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo mama is so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell. (forget that one, I didn't realize someone else had already posted it.)

Yo mama is so hairy that when you were born, you nearly died of rugburn.

Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread.

How's yo mama like a hockey player? She goes three periods without changing pads.

Edited by Ska-Man, 18 January 2005 - 05:08 PM.