General Chat / Dreams

Shut the fuck up.

...I understand...school's about to start...your stressed...I played
golf today...Study Hard...

Haha, this guy cracks me up.

I had The wierdest dream....

I dreamed that Im runnig and running and when I gt to a cliff I jumped off it.

then I actuallt felt that Im falling and I saw myself lying on my bed armes and legs to the sides and when I hit the ground I woke up and found that I WAS lying in the position in my dream...

scary...

Okay, so last night's dream, was about bowling. First I bowled by myself at the Fairhaven bowling lanes, and the girl behind the counter was super hot but I don't live in Fairhaven so I didn't know her. So I bowled by myself. Then later in the dream I went to the New Bedford bowling lanes which are owned by the same bowling company. AMF, or whatever it is. Anyway, this one was ridiculous. It looked like the YMCA, and was that size also. There were many different rooms full of bowling lanes. The one I went to was a converted theatre, with the bowling lanes up on the stage and all the seats were where you sat when you weren't up. The weird thing about this place is that they give you a shirt to wear, if you want. So I wore the bowling shirt they gave me, and then put my Red Sox shirt and a button-down shirt I was wearing over it in a locker. But before the bowling, there was a gigantic show.

The whole place went dark and was covered in fiberoptic stars, and then the bowling lanes retracted in favor of a play set. And a big patriotic extravaganza began. They passed out American flags and lyric sheets to the patriotic songs they were singing to the audience. But all the songs weren't actually patriotic songs. They were Pavement songs. So a big theatre cast dressed as Revolutionary War soldiers ran around the stage singing Pavement songs. (Stephen Malkmus would have been proud, no doubt.) But I was getting bored and I wanted to bowl, not sit through a patriotic show. So I left. And as I left, the rest of the place followed shortly thereafter, as it was being taken over by bandits. But I had forgot my button down shirt and my Red Sox shirt in the locker. So I ran back through this big brick place to the theatre, which was now taken over by a thousand Star Wars soldiers. The theatre/bowling lanes was now being used as a filming set for a Star Wars movie, and there were a bunch of guys running around with laser guns and light-sabers. I needed my stuff, so I walked onto the hot set to get it. Darth Vader stabbed me with his light saber, but since I knew it was a movie I removed the light saber and dropped it to the floor. Then I got my stuff from the locker and I left.

Okay, so last night's dream, was about bowling.  First I bowled by myself at the Fairhaven bowling lanes.

...what did you bowl...?

I love bein dozy cos i always dream about fighting and football and my arms and legs twitch and wake me up.

its funny though when u got mates watchin ya

This is hilarious.

...what did you bowl...?

...Your score...what was your score...?...I'll speak slower...

...I'm about a 155 avg...not bad for an Old Man...

That's better than me...

The best I ever bowled was a 167