General Chat / Funniest name in sports

I remember some major league baseball player by the name of Mike Sweeny. I guess only a pervert would have noticed, but I died laughing when the announcer said "And out comes Mike Sweeny".

LMAO...I never thought of it like that, Ozone.

sweeny is still playing with the royals, isnt he?

Yeah he is. I believe he has a brother named Mark who plays too.

Have you seen Mark Sweeny?

Danny Invincible used to play for Swindon and Ipswich, what a fuckin name

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I was at the Sox-Twins game, and there was a relief pitcher for Minnesota called Grant Balfour. The joke works because the pitcher's last name is Balfour, which sounds and looks an awfully lot like Ball Four.

It's only understable by baseball bums like you.
Wasn't there some pitcher with the name Gaylord?

Who would name thier kidk Gaylord?

I trampolined against some American guy named Brad Gaylord in the World Champs. Cracked me up...

Who would name thier kidk Gaylord?

Who would name a resort Gaylord. There is a resort down by Disney World named The Gaylord Palms.

Who would name a resort Gaylord. There is a resort down by Disney World named The Gaylord Palms.

Heh, I know that place. I kinda forgot the name was funny when I went in though, considering how amazing the whole place is.

Ya its an awesome place to go to love stopping there for dinner when we leave Disney.

I trampolined against some American guy named Brad Gaylord in the World Champs. Cracked me up...

How do you trampoline against someone?

It's a sport.

It's only understable by baseball bums like you.
Wasn't there some pitcher with the name Gaylord?

Who would name thier kidk Gaylord?

Gaylord Perry was one of the better pitchers baseball has seen...

I'd love to be named Danny Invincible, that'd be fuckin awsome.

How do you trampoline against someone?

Are you serious?

You get scores for the neatness of the routine, and the difficulty. Highest score wins. It's not rocket science...

I remember I was at a Lakers Vs. Pistons game, Lakers won!

Their was a guy, he was good but his name was funny as hell, everytime he scored, the announcer would say his last name different all the time, talking about funny shit! He doesn't play on the Pistons anymore though..

Who would name a resort Gaylord. There is a resort down by Disney World named The Gaylord Palms.

Back before the world turned immature, Gaylord, Gay, etc... had quite different meanings, and were quite "acceptable" by society, being used without any stigmas attached to them.

Whoever first used "gay" as a reference to homosexuals really changed the modern meaning of the word, didn't they?