General Chat / *- 5 Questions -*

I used to get sent personality quizzes through email, and I noticed that most of them were dead boring, so I made a better one and posted it here (duh!) - have a shot at this one...


1) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why?

I hate Richard Gere - he can't act for shite, and it looks like someone has taken a demolision ball to his face.

2) What is the most TASTELESS joke you have ever heard?

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?
A: Not being paraplegic.

3) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? If YES, why?

Yes, because believe it or not, my other half is a guy...

4) If you could murder someone and be guarunteed that you would NEVER be caught, how would you do it?

I would force-feed someone popcorn kernels 'til they pass out, then wrap them in an electric blanket, dump them in a sauna, and then wait by the window..

5) Do you sing in the shower? If YES, what do you sing?

I listen to Sevendust or Slipknot - something loud and angry to wake myself up in the morn...

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Yeah, I ask some pretty stupid and pointless quezzies, but hey, I wasted 5 minutes of my time, how 'bout wasting 5 minutes of yourz?

Oh C'MON, are my posts THAT repulsive or bad, or something? I never have the luck here, no-one wants to listen to anything I have to say... I think I'm gonna cry....

There's no need to post complaining about how no one replies to your topics after half an hour. Don't be an attention whore.


1. Michael Moore - I almost start liking him or agreeing with him in certain points of his documentaries, and then he says something ridiculous, inflammatory, offensive, you get the idea.

2. One of the guys in my dorm likes to tell dead baby jokes. I think the worst is:
Q: How many dead babies does it take to cover a roof?
A: One, if you slice it thin enough.

3. Nope.

4. Feed them pop-rocks and soda. Oh wait, that doesn't work...?

5. Yes, I sing whatever's stuck in my head, which could be just about anything.

2. One of the guys in my dorm likes to tell dead baby jokes.  I think the worst is:
Q: How many dead babies does it take to cover a roof?
A: One, if you slice it thin enough.

Bullshit.
That joke surely originates from the black joke...

"How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?"
"One, if you spread him thin enough..."

The joke, isn't even a bit tasteless.

2. One of the guys in my dorm likes to tell dead baby jokes.  I think the worst is:
Q: How many dead babies does it take to cover a roof?
A: One, if you slice it thin enough.

Bullshit.
That joke surely originates from the black joke...

"How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?"
"One, if you spread him thin enough..."

The joke, isn't even a bit tasteless.

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I really don't understand the point of you being like this SFK.
No one thinks its funny, really, and if you are trying to mock Metal it's getting pretty boring.
It just makes you a bigger loser than you already are.
Really. Shut up.
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2. One of the guys in my dorm likes to tell dead baby jokes.  I think the worst is:
Q: How many dead babies does it take to cover a roof?
A: One, if you slice it thin enough.

Bullshit.
That joke surely originates from the black joke...

"How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?"
"One, if you spread him thin enough..."

The joke, isn't even a bit tasteless.

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I really don't understand the point of you being like this SFK.
No one thinks its funny, really, and if you are trying to mock Metal it's getting pretty boring.
It just makes you a bigger loser than you already are.
Really. Shut up.
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I've always been like this, since, I was like, 13.

You, however. You really amuse me. You make me laugh. Keep up the good work(that is, nonexistant).
By the way. Thanks for the hosting, big guy. You really know when to help me out, buddy.

Now, why don't you get on the fucking topic instead of blabbing about shit we can discuss somewhere else. What were you thinking?

1. Dr. Phil, that fucker thinks he knows everything about everything.

2. Q: What do you get when you cross a good person with a octopus?
A: Hell if I know, but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

3. HELL NO!!

4. I'd sew your asshole closed and keep feedin' ya & feedin' ya & feedin' ya.

5. No, I wash myself in the shower.

1. Colin Quinn. I don't understand how he ever got on television in the first place. Not funny.

2. Q: What's the best part about fucking a 10 year old? A: pretending she's 5.
Q: What's the worst part about fucking a 10 year old? A: getting blood on your clown shoes.

3. I kiss my friends all the time. Usually no tongue. One time I was really drunk and made out with a gay guy.

4. I'd shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt.

5. My voice gets super low in the morning. I like to hum the opening theme to Radiohead's Airbag.

"what celebrity do you hate the most, and why?"

that depends on what you define as a "celebrity", really. however, Avril Lavigne has been getting on my nerves lately. she needs a good smack in the face; might teach her some valuable lessons about humility. oh, and her new single sucks.

"what is the most 'tasteless' joke you have ever heard?"

i don't really enjoy tasteless jokes. however, taste-less movies are one of my greatest passions. my favorite at the moment is undoubtedly "Dr. Strangelove, or: how i learned to stop worrying, and love the bomb".

just a brief sample (taken from the "Internet-movie-database"):

General "Buck" Turgidson: "doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten-women, to each man. now, wouldn't the necessitate the abandonment of the so-called 'monogmous' sexual relationship, i mean, as far as men were concerned?"

Dr. Strangelove: "regrettably, yes. but it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human-race. i hasten to add that since each man with be required to do prodigious service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics, which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."

ambassdor de Sadesky: "i must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, doctor".

i know it's not as bad as "sfk++'s", but, i'm too nice to think of something much worse...

"have you ever kissed anyone of the same-sex, and if yes, why?"

can't say that i have, but i've never "kissed" (in a sexual, or romantic way) anyone of a different sex, either. why? well, let's see, um, uh, yes: i'm a wuss. or at least, that's my excuse...

"if you could murder..."

hold it right there! i'm a wuss, remember? yes. no need for this question...

however, so long as the target was Bush (any of them) i wouldn't care about the "how", really.

"do you sing in the shower, and if yes, what do you sing?"

my favorites: the "This mortal-coil" versions of "Kangaroo", and "Song to the siren", the "Tom-tom-club" song "Genius of love", and just about every "Joy-division" & "New-order" song i know (which i'm suprisingly good at).

1. Bernard Manning. or Barry Manilow.

2. That one about Morcambe.

3. No, but doubtless I will.

4. Poison of some sort. Quick.

5. Always. Just whatever's in my head. And it changes quite a lot.

1. I dont think that actors in most movies are bad but anyone in a soap opera absolutly blows.

2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

3. No

4. I would tie them up to the back of a car and make sure thier mouth is tied over the muffler. So if they dont die from the bumping around the fumes will kill them for sure.

5. Yea, I usually think of a beat in my head and make up my own raps (not too bad either). Or just a song stuck in my head.

1) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why?

Lil Jon, though I hate moany other celebraties, he gets on my nerves alot right now.

2) What is the most TASTELESS joke you have ever heard?

There are tons, but the only one I can think of right now is the one Zephyre listed

3) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? If YES, why?

No

4) If you could murder someone and be guarunteed that you would NEVER be caught, how would you do it?

I would re-anact the torture seen from Reservoir Dogs.

5) Do you sing in the shower? If YES, what do you sing?

I sing 80's NWOBHM band songs, they're just so catchy to me.

1) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why? Eminem....... he just iritates the fuck out of me.

2) What is the most TASTELESS joke you have ever heard? How do you make a little boy cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

3) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? If YES, why? No. I'm very homophobic.

4) If you could murder someone and be guarunteed that you would NEVER be caught, how would you do it? It would be very violent and physical. Probably with a knife and repeatedly stab them. That would be the true feeling of murder, if you're going to do it anyway.

5) Do you sing in the shower? If YES, what do you sing? I don't have a radio in my bathroom so no.... I don't like my own voice. But when I did, I used to sing a bit. Mostly Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Less Than Jake. I sing a lot in the car though.

1) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why? Camron Diaz... Just because she's so freakin rich. But an amazing actress.

2) What is the most TASTELESS joke you have ever heard? "No. I'm very homophobic."

3) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? If YES, why? I'm gay. Duh.

4) If you could murder someone and be guarunteed that you would NEVER be caught, how would you do it? Shave and hold their face in a fire ant pile.

5) Do you sing in the shower? If YES, what do you sing? Yes. Whatever is on the radio.

4.  I'd sew your asshole closed and keep feedin' ya & feedin' ya & feedin' ya.

Whoa.
You're pretty sick and twisted, my friend.

4.  I'd sew your asshole closed and keep feedin' ya & feedin' ya & feedin' ya.

Wouldn't the person just keep barfing up the food?
Anyway, my answers.

1) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why?

None. I don't care about celebrities at all.

2) What is the most TASTELESS joke you have ever heard?

The one cBass posted. Ew.

3) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? If YES, why?

No, I don't think I have.

4) If you could murder someone and be guarunteed that you would NEVER be caught, how would you do it?

First of all, I would pick a person totally at random, to make sure there is nothing that could connect me to the person. Then, I guess the simplest way would be just to lock this person in a coffin of some sort, seal the coffin and then just drop it it in the ocean far from where I kidnapped this person. The person in the coffin would die a slow, horrible death and it's very much possible that the coffin never will be found.
There are of course sicker ways to do it, but I think that is the safest one for me. I've put a lot of thought into this, as you can see.

5) Do you sing in the shower? If YES, what do you sing?

Whatever that happens to be on my mind at the moment.

2) What is the most TASTELESS joke you have ever heard?  "No. I'm very homophobic."

Just to clear it up, I have nothing against gays...... I don't even support Bush's ban on gay marriage (I'm Republican). It's just that if I see 'flamming gays', that just weirds me out big time. I didn't mean to offend you or anyone else and if I did, I do apologise. It's just my honest answer.

Just to clear it up, I have nothing against gays...... I don't even support Bush's ban on gay marriage (I'm Republican). It's just that if I see 'flamming gays', that just weirds me out big time. I didn't mean to offend you or anyone else and if I did, I do apologise. It's just my honest answer.

Regardless of whether we agree with your opinion or not, we should all appreciate your honesty. It's better than lying by saying you're not, and at least you're civil and respectful about it, unlike "W".

As for me, I'm not in the mood for answering questions, though cBass' humming of Airbag is cool...I love that riff. Perfect album starter...for a perfect album. Some of the other questions are quite disturbing, especially considering I FINALLY watched SE7EN last nite (rented).

Yup. Aghh.

Kai

1) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why?

Jade from UK Big Brother. (3?) Shes an insult to reality TV and thats a joke in itself.

2) What is the most TASTELESS joke you have ever heard?

There was a blackout last night, but we caught him in the end.

3) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? If YES, why?

Nope.

4) If you could murder someone and be guarunteed that you would NEVER be caught, how would you do it?

I wouldn't in the first place.

5) Do you sing in the shower? If YES, what do you sing?

Yes. Earthtone9

Just to clear it up, I have nothing against gays...... I don't even support Bush's ban on gay marriage (I'm Republican). It's just that if I see 'flamming gays', that just weirds me out big time. I didn't mean to offend you or anyone else and if I did, I do apologise. It's just my honest answer.

Oh I understand. Seriously. I'm the same way.
I hate gay gay guys. lol.

And I was just saying that as a joke.



Nice that your honest too. =)