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  • 23-January 04
  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    United States Jellybones Offline
    Jared called, he says he wants his old pants back.
    posted 21 years ago
  • Toon%s's Photo
    Canada Toon Offline
    I lost 50 lbs eating nothing but bacon and butt....*clutches chest falling to floor*
    posted 21 years ago
  • ECC%s's Photo
    United States ECC Offline
    Who wants toast?
    posted 21 years ago
  • Turtleman%s's Photo
    United States Turtleman Offline
    *clutches heart* Look what you fucking done! *Falls down*
    posted 21 years ago
  • MightyMouse%s's Photo
    United States MightyMouse Offline
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    *stares at script* "I. lost. fourty. pou....I'm sorry does that say pounds or pounce?"
    posted 21 years ago
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    I lost 50 lbs eating nothing but bacon and butt....*clutches chest falling to floor*

    Hehe.. "bacon and butt."
    ....................
    "Aren't you dead?"
    posted 21 years ago
  • Micool%s's Photo
    Norway Micool Offline
    You've got crumbs on your mouth, just there...no, other side...
    posted 21 years ago
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    Corkscrewed Offline
    World's worst funeral eulogy.
    posted 21 years ago
  • TheGuardian%s's Photo
    United States TheGuardian Offline
    He still owes me 5 bucks
    posted 21 years ago
  • Dixi%s's Photo
    United Kingdom Dixi Offline
    "Finally"
    posted 21 years ago
  • JKay%s's Photo
    United States JKay Offline
    Who wants dibbs on his bank account??
    posted 21 years ago
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    Corkscrewed Offline
    "I didn't know her as a person, but I did know her as a table. All four legs of equal length..."
    posted 21 years ago
  • MightyMouse%s's Photo
    United States MightyMouse Offline
    "...let's see how far we can throw him..."
    posted 21 years ago
  • ECC%s's Photo
    United States ECC Offline
    "I was wondering why she didn't move around a lot"


    - Modified quote from baseketball. ;)X
    posted 21 years ago
  • Jacko Shanty%s's Photo
    United States Jacko Shanty Offline
    "He put the 'fun' in funeral."
    posted 21 years ago
  • Cap'n Quack%s's Photo
    United States Cap'n Quack Offline
    "Can we get the fck out of here? I want to go to Golden Corral."
    posted 21 years ago
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    Corkscrewed Offline
    Bad things to say to a steroid-binging super ripped muscle builder.
    posted 21 years ago
  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    United States Jellybones Offline
    I hear the governorship of California is available.
    I got the predictable one in yay
    posted 21 years ago
  • JKay%s's Photo
    United States JKay Offline
    Your momma's sooooo fat.....
    posted 21 years ago
  • thorpedo%s's Photo
    United States thorpedo Offline
    "You know that they say guys that have big muscles are compensating for something..."
    posted 21 years ago

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