General Chat / Scenes from a Hat

The entire Boulder Police Department

- "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

- "No"

- "Alright then, move along."

"Dang, I forgot the handcuffs. Dave, get the doughnuts!"

Ok kids and what DARE stands for?.....later......

D.A.R.E. cop "hey paul whats up?"

Paul "not much, just stayin cool ya know man?"

D.A.R.E. cop "hey you got some 'suger' for me?"

Paul "hey man, not in front of the children"

excuse me, but you've been sitting on that bench for all most 10 min....

"I really look up to those guys on Reno 911."

Aérôglòbe

Bad things to say at your graduation speech.

I'd also like to thank all those little nerds in the van over there, for making my graduation possible.

I ask you all, should bribing a teacher really be grounds for expulsion??

Remember that bomb threat scribbled on the wall of the shitter stall two months ago? Yeah, that was me, sorry for all the commotion and ATF officers.

"This speech is dedicated to Mrs. Newman, for her private after school lessons..."

"so I ask, who the hell is going to baby sit us now?"

Here's to you....Mrs. Robinson.

Bribery works.

"Wow. I almost didn't make it this year. I guess it was a good thing I went back to all my teachers and did some "make-up work". Huh?"

"Wait, I hear ducks mating... *fart*"

Aérôglòbe

The wrong things to say at a Disneyana Convention.

(That's a convention for Disney theme park fanatics.)

"Hey, do you guys like Mission: Space Mountain?

I mean..."

"Ya know...I hear Walt was gay!"

"What's up, Doc?"