General Chat / Scenes from a Hat

"What's this button do?"

"You know just how deadly and unreliable elevtors are?"

"I feel like I've been here before. Oh! I remember now. I had sex here last night."

*Guy walks in.*

"Oh, buddy, watch where you step. I guess I missed a spot."

What Harry Potter might do/say if he was at a fraternity.

'hey baby, you wanna see my other scar?'

"Hows about me and you go up to my room? I'll let you play with my wand."

'hey baby, you wanna see my other scar?'

*shudders*

COED NAKED QUIDDITCH!!!

I'd love to ride your Nimbus.

EDIT: Actually, "wanna ride my Nimbus?", might make a little more sense...

"im suprised that jackass Dumbledor guy isnt dead yet..."

Let's go "work some magic", if you know what I mean.

Are you sure this is pumpkin juice?

All right. My favorite from this past round:

Are you sure this is pumpkin juice?

Things you might read in Michael Jackson's private diary.

Well...if you were Jack the Ripper, or a pedophile.......then sure it might be....OOOPPPPSSSS, that was something akin to what was actually said in an interview......NEVERMIND>

"I don't get it, everytime Jack and I go for a joyride, those mean media people get all worked up"

Today was great. I invited all my friends of course. Timmy, Johnny and Sherman. We played many fun games such as candyland and had a pillow fight. We all slept in my bed and cuddled together.
The rest off the night was magical..

Hehe..


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Concerning Stains: Only Surf Xtra gets whites ultra-white.

"Pimpa"

Jan. 25th, 2004

Note to self: Nose still looks too big, call surgeon in the morning.

"I dangled my baby over a balcony today."