General Chat / Scenes from a Hat

  • Rhynos%s's Photo
    " Man would I like to invert you!"
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    "Wanna see my Schwartzkopf?"
  • Rage%s's Photo
    "You can venture into my oblivion whenever baby ;)"
  • Pym Guy%s's Photo
    "Exclusive Ride Time."
  • Meretrix%s's Photo
    Ride that woodie baby! Oh yeah, out and back!
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    :lol: That was a good round.


    The the petting zoo animals are REALLY thinking when you're petting them.
  • Rhynos%s's Photo
    Yea! That's it. Stroke me REAL good!
  • TheGuardian%s's Photo
    "God damn fucking kids stop pullin on my horns, why could'nt i have been the one to choke myself on straw like lucky Charlie over there... to bad that little girl thinks he's just sleepin"

    a goat i'm speaking about.
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    Inappropriate times to start a "Na na na na, heeyeyey! Goodbye!" chant.
  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    At a funeral! Wait...
  • Alec%s's Photo
    During breakfast.
  • thorpedo%s's Photo

    During breakfast.

    Classic. Totally classic.
  • Jellybones%s's Photo

    During breakfast.

    That made me spit out the top half of my retainer.
    The day is yours, Alec. The day is yours.
  • Turtleman%s's Photo
    In a bathroom while taking a shit.
  • Micool%s's Photo
    A-K, you win. Hilarious.

    Into the ear of someone who's taking a shit.
  • laz0rz%s's Photo
    In the lunchline at your school's cafeteria.
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    If Snoop Dog was the Iraqi Information Minister
  • laz0rz%s's Photo
    "Yo Iraqis! I'd put the shizzle to US-zzle if I were you."

    :lol:
  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    That wasn't funny.
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    Eh... actually, there's only so far you'd be able to go with that... so lets try another one.


    Things you shouldn't say when meeting President Bush.

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