General Chat / Scenes from a Hat

Okay, if you want Who's Line Is It Anyway? you know what this game is. Basically, I pull a slip of paper from a hat and read the scenes I want you to act out. You guys come up with as many funny lines as you can until I pull the next scene. So basically, everyday or so, I'll post a new "scene." You reply with as many funny examples as you can.

For example (pulling from my current AIM profile):
I say Things you shouldn't say at a Lord of the Rings Movie

Person A replies
(Stand in front of the entrance to the theater and scream) "YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!!"

Person B replies
(At the Battle of Pelennor Fields, shout out) "The Naboo battle was a LOT better than this!!!"

Person C replies
"Where the heck is Harry Potter???"

and so on until I come up with a new "scene" from the "hat."

RULES:
- You can only post one example at a time.
- You cannot post two times in a row; if you have two good ones, you can only post one, then wait from someone else to post theirs before posting another one.

Get it? It could be a fun game.

Inappropriate things to say on your first date.

Do I know you...?

So, I hear you're a virgin??

Does this smell like chlorofoam to you?

Is that a ladder up your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?

Well I met your mother back in homeroom in 8th grade...

So,have you been dating?

*puts on aviator suit*

"wanna see my cockpit?"

"Does this look infected?"

Were you a man?

I think it's cool that girls like you don't care about how you look.

So how much do you charge.

"I wish my wife looked as good as you."

"I'd like you to meet my kids"

Do I look like a "Trojan" man to you??

"They have surgery for that you know"

Can I see your rack?

"How much were they?"

Edit: Sorry, should've edited my other post. My bad...
Edit #2: Fuck, I gotta start reading the rules...