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  • Drew%s's Photo

    Rejected slogans for Viagra.

    It gets your noodle going.
  • PyroPenguin%s's Photo
    Why did I have to be a democrat?
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    Things you don't want to hear in bed.
  • jon%s's Photo
    "What do you want for dinner tomorrow"
  • Rage%s's Photo
    The sound of your parents "making love" in the next room :|
  • JKay%s's Photo
    A juicy fart
  • Cap'n Quack%s's Photo
    "Crab people...taste like crab, talk like people...Crab people..."
  • TheGuardian%s's Photo
    "Is it in yet honey?"
  • Rhynos%s's Photo
    Wife: its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean.

    You: Yea that may be true, but getting to england is a LOT harder to get there in a row boat!
  • A14504%s's Photo
    ahhh! an inch-worm!!
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    "Oh. I'm so sorry for you..."
  • rK_%s's Photo
    "With this, you will be back on point in 4-6 hours"
  • jon%s's Photo
    'Aww...how cute!'
  • spider%s's Photo
    Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
  • JiMeMo%s's Photo
    "Im not sure I can do that position... I had tacos for lunch..."
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    What ACER's say to each other while having sex.
  • rK_%s's Photo
    "bullseye"
  • gir%s's Photo
    "one click ride..."
  • Rage%s's Photo
    "C'mon then Hulk, baby! Show me your millenium force!"
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    "Oh baby, you're rougher than Flashback!"

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