General Chat / Your Computer.

Okay, a 5 year old, IBM Thinkpad Laptop which has crap underneigth the keyboard, crap on the key board, a track point mouse which doesn't work, no graphics card, a CD drive which has major issues, a screen that is half broken (one of the hinges is completely broken), a battery that does not function and a total of 3gb of space, of which only 215mb are free. The only thing that does work the way it's ment to is my Logitech, regular, two button mouse, which requires cleaning every two months because of all the dust/fluff it accumulates from use on the (Kraken) mousepad. I need a new computer. Without a doubt, the next computer I get, which won't be for years to come, will be a Mac, hopefully a G4 or G5 (by the time I get it, they will have G7's or G8's).

Omfg... You serious? That's exactly like mine.

Here we go, time to have everyone bow down.

Athlon XP 3200+
Asus A7N8X Deluxe
1 Gig of Corsair PC4000 Pro
120 GB Maxtor HD w/ 8 MB Cache
2 Western Digital 36.7 Raptors on RAID 0
250 GB Western Digital HD w/ 8 MB Cache
Creative Labs Audigy 2 Platinum ZS
TDK 8X DVD+/-RW
Lite On 52X CD-RW
Vantec Nexus 301 (Fan Controling ability)
ATI Radeon 9800XT
Logitech Cordless MX Duo
Samsung SyncMaster 231T
Klipsch ProMedia 5.1 Ultra
HP Photosmart 7960
HP LaserJet 1012
Epson Perfection 3170 Photo
APC 1500VA UPS
Logitech Quickcam Pro 4000
Logitech Freedom 2.4 Cordless Joystick
Logitech Cordless Rumblepad
Logitech io Digital Pen and Paper
Linksys Dual Band 802.11 PCI Card (802.11a b and g)
MSI TV@nywhere Master (Capture Card)
Vantec 520W PSU to power this beast
And to put all of this in a box, I use the Antec SOHO File Server case

You just stick your finger in the weak sauce and stir it buddy.

There is no reason to get a 3200. Just get a 3000 or 2500 and OC. I've got my 3000 running at 3700 speeds. Also, that ram you have is useless in that computer, you noob.

Everything else is nice though.

I'm thinking of changing to two 76.3 Raptors, because I dont need 240 gigs of space.

Okay, I just bought my new pc so heres the main specs.

Base Unit
Mainboard: Asus ASRock K7S8XE+
CPU: AMD Athlon XP3000+
Memory: 1GB DDR RAM
Floppy: 1.44mb Floppy - White
HDD 1: 80gb SATA Drive with 8mb cache (adding a 20gb drive)
Optical 1: 16x48 DVD ROM & PowerDVD Software
Optical 2: 52x32x52 CD-RW & Burning Software
Sound: Soundblaster Live 5.1
Graphics: Radeon 9600 Pro 128mb
LAN: Onboard Card (Broadband Ready)
Mouse: Optical Scroll Mouse
Keyboard: White Keyboard
Speakers: Creative Inspire 5.1/P580
Monitor: 17inch CRT
Operating System:Windows XP Home

Woo.

64 MB RAM
Intel Pentium II 400 MhZ processor
6.4 GB Hard drive
8 MB Video memory
ATI Xpert 98 graphics card
And some other stuff...

l33t, no?

64 MB RAM
Intel Pentium II 400 MhZ processor
6.4 GB Hard drive
8 MB Video memory
ATI Xpert 98 graphics card
And some other stuff...

l33t, no?

How old is that?

ME sucks.

The "Selfish edition" of windows (cue Agent Smith: "me, me, me") has ravaged a 2 year old 1.3 GB Sony Vaio into a slow, glitchy POS. It it weren't for all of the files I don't have time to backup (just yet) and then reinstall, I'd delete everything and install a different OS.

ME sucks, and that's all that matters.

Kai

ME sucks.

The "Selfish edition" of windows (cue Agent Smith: "me, me, me") has ravaged a 2 year old 1.3 GB Sony Vaio into a slow, glitchy POS.  It it weren't for all of the files I don't have time to backup (just yet) and then reinstall, I'd delete everything and install a different OS.

ME sucks, and that's all that matters.

Kai 

Damn right.


I need to find a new OS.

64 MB RAM
Intel Pentium II 400 MhZ processor
6.4 GB Hard drive
8 MB Video memory
ATI Xpert 98 graphics card
And some other stuff...

l33t, no?

How old is that?

About five-six years now, I think. It was pretty good when my dad bought it. Now it's total crap, but at least it's still working.

I think this one has a Pentium III which is 800 MHz. Windows 98.

It crashes quite a lot, and comes up with random errors (spool error? what the fuck's a spool error?) and hangs when i try and shut it down.

I want one that doesn't break down I wish i knew how to get one.

I'm computer illerate enough not to know what's inside my comp, but smart enough to know that it's a piece of shit.

Meh, all computers are pieces of shit. Americans are spoiled. Let's go back to rock and chisel.

No.

mines pretty good. I dont know all the details but i know enuff:

Alienware Pentium 4 Win XP
3.0Ghz
1 Gig of RAM
80 GB (not that ill ever use all that)
optical 1 - CD/DVD combo drive
optical 2 - CD-RW/DVD-RW combo
some joystick
Leadtek 200XP delux TV video card


And if you want to die laughing listen to my school's computers:

Dell something windows 95
about .2 Ghz
2 megs of RAM (yeah, 2 megs!)
50 MB memory

and those are the new ones!

My laptop is a 1.7gig XP, 60Gig Hard Drive, 512megs ram, 40x cd burner...

My desktop is 1.1 gig, 25.1gig harddrive, 600something megs ram, 32xcd burner...

mines pretty good. I dont know all the details but i know enuff:

Alienware Pentium 4 Win XP
3.0Ghz
1 Gig of RAM
80 GB (not that ill ever use all that)
optical 1 - CD/DVD combo drive
optical 2 - CD-RW/DVD-RW combo
some joystick
Leadtek 200XP delux TV video card


And if you want to die laughing listen to my school's computers:

Dell something windows 95
about .2 Ghz
2 megs of RAM (yeah, 2 megs!)
50 MB memory

and those are the new ones!

It sux because it is an Alienware.

Yeah, Alienware is pretty fsuking gay. I have to go for now, but I will tell you all what I have when I get home.

Here we go, time to have everyone bow down.

Athlon XP 3200+
Asus A7N8X Deluxe
1 Gig of Corsair PC4000 Pro
120 GB Maxtor HD w/ 8 MB Cache
2 Western Digital 36.7 Raptors on RAID 0
250 GB Western Digital HD w/ 8 MB Cache
Creative Labs Audigy 2 Platinum ZS
TDK 8X DVD+/-RW
Lite On 52X CD-RW
Vantec Nexus 301 (Fan Controling ability)
ATI Radeon 9800XT
Logitech Cordless MX Duo
Samsung SyncMaster 231T
Klipsch ProMedia 5.1 Ultra
HP Photosmart 7960
HP LaserJet 1012
Epson Perfection 3170 Photo
APC 1500VA UPS
Logitech Quickcam Pro 4000
Logitech Freedom 2.4 Cordless Joystick
Logitech Cordless Rumblepad
Logitech io Digital Pen and Paper
Linksys Dual Band 802.11 PCI Card (802.11a b and g)
MSI TV@nywhere Master (Capture Card)
Vantec 520W PSU to power this beast
And to put all of this in a box, I use the Antec SOHO File Server case

No where the fuck did you get the money to buy that? Lucky sunvabitch....

Must be fast!

Well, i'm on a complete piece of shat.

Dunno, i think it's a Dell.
Pentium 1 - 133Mhz.
64meg RAM.
600meg hard drive.
A mouse.
A keyboard.
A Floppy Disk Drive.
A CD Drive (I think it's 4x).
Some speakers.
56k modem (pretty temperamental).
A Printer (sometimes).

Thankyou, thankyou....

Well, i'm on a complete piece of shat.

Dunno, i think it's a Dell.
Pentium 1 - 133Mhz.
64meg RAM.
600meg hard drive.
A mouse.
A keyboard.
A Floppy Disk Drive.
A CD Drive (I think it's 4x).
Some speakers.
56k modem (pretty temperamental).
A Printer (sometimes).

Thankyou, thankyou....

You don't have enough space to install RCT2. Or enough speed to run it.
It's so amazing to see people so behind the times.
Dunno, I am just used to people with amazing computers.
www.hardocp.com speant too much time there.

Pentium4 2.4 Ghz
Asus P4C800 Deluxe
Hercules Radeon 9800
2x 512 DDR Ram Corsair @400 Mhz Dual-Channel
3 HDDs, two old IBM and one new S-ATA from Maxtor, I believe.