General Chat / are you a virgen

Nope. I'm engaged to my first though so I have no regrets.

Because I know that if I do, and save it for her, that night will be the best ever.

actually it probably won't be homie. Let me break down your 'best night ever' really quick:

*You'll get into bed period
*You'll kiss or whatever for five minutes.
*Your dick will already be hard comma and You'll get nervous trying to keep your boner from touching her. this will drastically reduce your already inexperienced kissing ability even lower.
*You'll take your shit out, and put on a condom period Romantic, breath dash taking shit comma isn apostraphe t it?
*You'll try and fit it into her pussy. if your lucky comma it wont fit in on the first thrust. italic if your lucky that is.
*if Your lucky youll pop her cherry. which will be fairly bloody. Youll probably be inclined to go fetch paper towels. ooda-lolly, the sparks of romance are going fucking apeshit.
*You'll sit there, thrusting her dry pussy parenthasese You didnt take much time for fore-play parenthasese.
*You'll Chauncey Gardner in about ten minutes, or the condom will tear. if you didnt apply a condom then you've probably cummed by this time period read no further.
*if the condom tore, You'll be getting another and begin 'fucking' (i say that cuz it shouldnt even referred to as anything involving sex.. morely 'trembling, naive boy torturing a boerd-off-her-ass girl'). even more precious romance. if the condom didn apostraphe t tear, and your finished, then chances are youll blabber on to your unfilled partner.
*if you didnt wear a condom, your fluids will slowly drain from your partner. more towels. more disgust. more apologies. more awkwardness. less romance and beauty. a lot less sleep.


lets face it fellas. sex isnt romantic, unless there's some amount of experience on both sides of the spectrum. a boy with no experience will fail to please, which is that simple. sex is, after all comma supposed to be selfless. its both abundant and ready that way. so have sex at every oppurtunity. if you wait until the right girl shows, you'll do nothing but give her something to do for fifteen minutes: teach you how to fuck the right way.

girls need to have fun as well otherwise theres no point in them laying there for 30 fuckin' minutes waiting for you to get off of them. sure, they may think that boys who wait are sweet, but when it comes to the sex theyd take someone whos fucked times and knows what to do over a little clueless schmuck with delusions of first-time romantic grandeur in their head.

There is nothing like drunk sex.. you can go all night.. .

couldnt be righter.. ive never done it myself comma but a friend of mine left a party at 11 pm and came back at 3 am. that girl apostraphe s skirt was soaking wet. he said he blew 4 times. his drunkenness must have made his sexual organs produce semen a pint per minute.

Anyway, sure, most of you chronic masturbaters are Straight XXX Edge!!!, not through choice, however, but because you're ugly as fuck.

Masturbation is habitual numbnuts. ive pulled my habit of masturbation though. now all i need to do is drop the pepsi one and ill be cool as a fool in a swimming pool.

but who the fuck wants to work for ten seconds of empty dash muscle dash contractions dash mistakendash for dash pleasure, any fuckin' wee? its like going to a peep show with a your two week's pay and losing it all. the human fascination with being teased with pleasure is amazingly pathetic.

(raises the bullshit flag)

Way to generalize, slugger.

Some people have morals and don't fuck every chick they can get their hands on.
Or some people it's against their religion.

I, for one, are chosing (my personal choice) to wait until I find that special "one."  Because I know that if I do, and save it for her, that night will be the best ever.

yes, but not doing it doesn't mean they don't want to

iv'e been asked by a really fat ugly girl.

I'm so pleased to hear it...

if she was even the slightest bit hot, then maybe in time i would but he way she looks now is just ...i dont wanna talk about it.

trust me if ure both drunk it doesn't matter how much of a ugly mo-fo she is ull still nail her and regret it later.And it seems to last longer when ure pissed cos let me put it this way your 'pocket rocket' just became some wild python waving all over the place but then again it depends how pissed you actually are.

Oh and all you VIRGINS! it doesn't happen like in pornos

iv'e been asked by a really fat ugly girl.

More cushion for the pushin'!

More cushion for the pushin'!

Don't do fat chicks!

...i'm putting that on a bumper sticker.

Oh yeah, sex has nothing to do with romance, and lack of sex has a strange way of making people naive. First time is always a throw-away. Remember these things.

I'm waiting until I'm married. My first time may not be the best, but that's no excuse to disobey God.

okay... YOU have no excuse to disobey YOUR god.
The rest of us sane people will carry on having sex out of wed-lock.

Do not go there, Blitz-sama.

I'm not preaching, HE is. You've got your wires crossed here.
You see, my post MOCKS his preaching, while his post obviously is looking down his nose at others.

and what's really fun is that I'm a virgin when it comes to gay sex, how bout' that?

I'm waiting until I'm married. My first time may not be the best, but that's no excuse to disobey God.

No offence, but that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard. You have to know these things before you get married. It can lead to a bad marrage. No doubt.. lmao

No offence, but that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard. You have to know these things before you get married. It can lead to a bad marrage. No doubt.. lmao

That's why they show you that video on sex in 7th grade.

Oh and all you VIRGINS! it doesn't happen like in pornos

Hahahah you couldn't have said a better line there.

That is so true... unless your chick is down with the crazy shit (I'm not going to go there... )

First time is always a throw away... Lately I've been sleeping with the same girl repeatedly, and my sexual performance has increased drastically.. (I mean.. this chick was down like 3 times a day... I had to tell her no sometimes.. ) I was also spoiled by her refusal to let me use a condom, so now I'm going to have to deal with condoms again.. sheesh.. She's gone now, though, so fuck that skank ass ho'.......

Back on subject...

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin if you feel the time hasn't come yet.. but, the thing I didn't like was having that overwhelming fear of what the first time would be like, not knowing if you'd like it or not..

Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be, unless your drunk... It's really, IMHO, more pleasure for the girl involved (provided you know what you're doing, and you're not fucking a man..) as far as I'm concerned. Unless you're drunk... then it's the best thing in the world.. So am I condoning uninhibited sex? Yes and no, If you're going to bang a girl drunk, get drunk with your girlfriend. Don't go looking for pussy at parties because taking advantage of drunk girls is extremely wrong, unless she was willing before you got drunk.

Peace, and much pussy, be with you.

Haha. Nice words from Chris, folks!!!

*applause*

Anyway, I am. But look at my avatar and the reason's self-explanatory.

My areas full of sluts so no. Anybody can get a shag even if your a dickless midgit your gonna get some action.

Remember you should always be in a loving relationship before you have sex or shag some drunk bird.

oh and do-do fat chicks every holes a goal its all part of growing up. You cant call yourself a man till you fuck a girl heavier than you

ok done with my days posting yay!

frist id never fuck a fat or ugly chick coz i can get good looking girls. coz i myself am alright looking, but no i have yet to fuck, i am in no hurry its not like you only have your teanagehood to fuck, naw you got your whole life ahead of you, but the second i get the chance im hitting that

as for haveing sex and what thats like i did hear a lot about it in college from my roomates, first the vigina is hard to find (they are black and fucked black girls,so finding a white girls vigina (pussy) may be EZer) so finger her ontill you get their, so after you have found were to stick your dick you fuck her. also they told me its very hard to fuck Doggie style so you may not want to try that if you are new to sex.

so yeah im one at the monment, but i almost got a Blow Job (a free one off a alright looking chick) but i screwd that up by being retarted......long story

as for haveing sex and what thats like i did hear a lot about it in college from my roomates, first the vigina is hard to find (they are black and fucked black girls,so finding a white girls vigina (pussy) may be EZer) so finger her ontill you get their, so after you have found were to stick your dick you fuck her. also they told me its very hard to fuck Doggie style so you may not want to try that if you are new to sex.

so yeah im one at the monment, but i almost got a Blow Job (a free one off a alright looking chick) but i screwd that up by being retarted......long story

Awwww, did your college mates teach you how to spell?