General Chat / are you a virgen

^ You got it.

No-one's ever showed interest in me, and the only people i've shown interest in are people i've never asked

No-one's ever showed interest in me, and the only people i've shown interest in are people i've never asked

That would be me as well. So I'm a virgin yet to have a serious relationship.

Same as above.

[off subject]I'm tired of seeing naked fat people, working at a water park is not as much fun as one might think, though other times balance it out.[/off subject]

I'm a virgin. I'm the looser in the corner reading the non-fiction book.

Yes, I am.

Why do I plan on staying one for quite some time? I don't feel like being tied down to a family by the time I'm 20. I would not be the type to just walk away from someone who I just got prego. I want to be able to stay at clubs when I'm 20 something until all times in the night. I've seen firsthand what having kids early does. My mom had me when she was 17, my step sister had her first kid when she was 18. She's now 20 with 2. The first 8 or 9 years of my life sucked because my mom was single and such. Now I have a step-dad, my mom has gone high in her company, and all is well. But I will tell you my mom did skip meals for me to be able to eat when I was a baby. Now some people call us "rich" or whatever, and yes, we kinda are, but I don't feel like putting my future kid through what I had to go through.

That's why I'm not having sex for a while. It isn't that big of a deal, unless your some stupid asshole who doesn't think of anything BUT sex. It's a little something called self control.

I'm not.

you started early.

(raise the bullshit flag).............. No straight male is 'proud to be a virgin.' Sorry, but it's fact. Men, since puberty, has one goal in life..... to get laid. That is all. If you claim to be proud to be a virgin, either you're a homo, or you're a homo and just don't realise it, or you're a loner in front of the computer 15 hours a day that has no real friends and will never socialise with a female EVER! (note: this rant isn't directed at you ThunderCat)

I'm married...... of course I'm not a virgin. And even though I've had sex for many years many times, the best feeling in the world is to slide my cock-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo into vagina. Period.

LMFAO!

I totally fucking agree. I'd be on here more but man am I pussy wipped.
Not really, but anyguy that is proud to be a virgin is fucked up. Watch me you
loose your virginity you'll be more proud. Trust me!

You got laid at 14?



Okay.

Don't most people?

Meh, I'm a virgin.

-Raptor-

I can't wait to get some pussy..


















































































If I can..

(raise the bullshit flag).............. No straight male is 'proud to be a virgin.' Sorry, but it's fact. Men, since puberty, has one goal in life..... to get laid. That is all. If you claim to be proud to be a virgin, either you're a homo, or you're a homo and just don't realise it, or you're a loner in front of the computer 15 hours a day that has no real friends and will never socialise with a female EVER! (note: this rant isn't directed at you ThunderCat)

I'm married...... of course I'm not a virgin. And even though I've had sex for many years many times, the best feeling in the world is to slide my cock-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo into vagina. Period.

Tard. I could care less at this point about 'getting laid', infact, to the best of my knowledge, the only guys I have seen my age that's 'goal in life is to get laid' are the guys who can't get any 'non-sexual' pleasure from females to subdue them till the time is right.

So in my opinion, your opinion is wrong. And no offense Mike, but if a high-school guy's 'main goal is to get laid', at least at my high-school, it wouldn't be a hard task to find and perform, as their are females that will do it.

So yes, I'm a virgin, and shall remain one for awhile.

I'm not.

Denial is the first step on the stairway to insanity.

I have to jump in on this one.

There is nothing like drunk sex.. you can go all night.. .

And all of you who are waiting for the right one, she may not be waiting for you...

I am 16 years old turning 17 in February, Firstly you won't be tied down with a family.. its called common sense , Use a Condom. I don't have trouble admitting I am NOT a virgin, becuase I actually did it the safe way.

I do like the term abstinance but hey when you got a girl who likes to party why not go along with it? lol

Yes.

Glad about it as well - Sure i have alot of girls who are my friends, but in my opinion, 14 is kinda young. Girlfriends, i have had though.

Mike Robbins is right, people.
For you see, a great and endlessly wise philosopher once said,
"We ain't nothin' but animals."
How profound.
Let me break it down for you:
Whether you acknowledge it or not, you want to fuck more than anything else. In fact, you probably want to fuck your mother as you type your morally self-righteous tirade like so much disgusting diarrhea.
You sick fuck.
Quit acting like a bunch of fucking mormons (NE is mormons). I can fucking tell those aren't guns in your pockets.

What's stopping you from getting laid?

Let's run through the candidates (all of the following traits make you gay):
Religion.
Religion is for retads.
Morals.
Morals are for morons.
Decency.
Decency is for dick[less prick]s.
Feelings.
What the fuck are those, faggot? Fuck. Don't go mentioning that shit again, you fucking anal-ape.

Fuck. Now I'm going to have to take a shower (first one in three weeks) to wash that shit off. You've probably contaminated me with your gayness.
That's just how it started, you know. Some fag, he cried at the end of Gone With The Wind and spread bumperbumping like the, er, wind.


Anyway, sure, most of you chronic masturbaters are Straight XXX Edge!!!, not through choice, however, but because you're ugly as fuck.
Probably.
The rest of you just want moral highground to piss from.
That shit won't fly. I bought umbrellas, and shit. So fuck you limp dickshits.
"But! You're going to Hell! I'm too good for that shit! I have beliefs!"
Shut the fuck up.
Being an inhibited sack of shit doesn't not make you cool. It makes you an inhibited sack of shit.

You see, the mass orgy I am proposing is for the betterment of the human race. We'll suck cock-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo like champions, better than those Roman faggots ever did, and eventually, we'll get desensitised to sex, and grow bored of getting quad-penetrated up the ass.
And then we'll start fucking monkeys and intentionally crashing cars and sucking on exhaust pipes to get our sick kicks.
It will be beautiful.


Back to the burning, sticky issue (much like my issue of Pet Resue Weekly) at hand:
Have I "done it"?
Does it count if they're passed-out?
And they walk on four legs?


[edited - this shit had more typos than the average White House internal memo.]

Edited by 3, 29 August 2003 - 04:39 AM.

Does it count if they're pass-out?
And they walk on four legs?

Nope. Sorry.


You could try kiddo though... i think that counts...

I'm saving myself for Pym

that was just wrong.

True statistically proven fact

Teen age Boys and Men think about sex 7-12 times a day where as Teen age girls and women think about it 24-29 times a day.