General Chat / Arnold's A Running For Gov.

Arnold will probably win, since EVERYONE LOVES HIM.

I am glad we dont have a porn star running for government in NYC.

Arnold will probably win, since EVERYONE LOVES HIM. 

I am glad we dont have a porn star running for government in NYC. 

No but you got the lesbian in the senate.

Arnold will probably win, since EVERYONE LOVES HIM. 

I am glad we dont have a porn star running for government in NYC. 

No but you got the lesbian in the senate.

My mom bought her book too!

her book? what evil is this?

i vote for gary coleman that guy is so cool he drives a hummer a guy shorter than me drives a hummer now thats cool

Well, I wasn't going to, but I've decided to throw my hat in the ring now.

I figure, why not. Everybody else seems to be doing it, and the last thing I want is to be left out of the "in-crowd". Now I just need a few hundred signatures (more than 65 because, well, i'm broke) and a campaign consultant. If you're not a California resident, don't worry. If you can point to California on a map, I think, together, we can beat half of these candidates.

My platform is thus:
- Solve the budget crisis by taking out loans. It seems like such an easy way to get quick money, I don't know why nobody has thought of it before. If they ever ask for the money back, just tell them that we're getting to it, when really, we're not.

- Increase statewide test scores by expelling all the stupid kids. They have no potential, so why lie to them. They're just waisting precious tax payer dollars, anyway.

- Solve overcrowding in prisons by letting everyone go who hasn't killed anybody. So what if they hurt somebody. People need to quit crying. Murderers will be put to death immediatly. Did you know that it costs $40,000 a year to keep a prisoner on death row? Isn't that crazy?

- Bring bussiness back to the state by offering free T-Shirts. I saw Pinky and the Brain try it to bring people to their new planet. It seemed to work out nicely. Last I checked, no other state was offering T-Shirts, so we'd take an immediate lead.

-Re-institute the gold rush. That was the best thing to ever happen to this state. Who ended that? It's not like the gold just vanished.

- Lastly, I propose a little more California, and a lot less Mexico. That should solve our immigration problem.

This state is in the dumps, and it's all because of these "moderate polititions" who get us nowhere. We need to get rid of beuracracies alltogether. Don't you just hate that word: Beuracracies? Why keep 'em.

If you'd like to see me as the next Governor of this great golden state, print out and wear the button on the top of this post, everywhere. "It's time time to do some serious house-cleaning".

Radu For Governor!!!

Arnold For Governor!!!

My vote would certainly go to Radu, and I'm sure Git would say the same.

MY VOTES FOR ARNOLd. But as far as CAL sucking YES it does I live here and I want OUT. The summers are nice but it is too DAMN expencive. $300,000 for a one bedroom house. Hell you goto another state and pay that price and you get a 3-4 bedroom house. Hell CAL is just MEXICO 2. And we do SUCK!!! . Now what elso can I B!tch about.... that's it for now.

You can get a nice 3-4 bedroom house for $300,000 in California. Not in L.A. or San Francisco but in Sacramento certainly. There are a lot of nice places to live in California that are reasonable. It's a large state. Jeez, I feel like the tourist bureau or something.

This Governer Recall thing, makes me sure proud to be a Califorian. I mean was it really so bad that Arnold or Gary Colman could do a better job?

Ozzy is running for governor now....

http://www.lalatimes...ssue8/ozzy.html

Turtleman

Ozzy is running for governor now....

http://www.lalatimes...ssue8/ozzy.html

Turtleman

I hope you're not trying to fool anyone.

Besides, I thought you were dead?