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  • Themeparkmaster%s's Photo
    I'm a Scorpio also.
  • Andrew%s's Photo
    no one gets my get over here joke

    bastards
  • coasterphil%s's Photo
    Scorpio
  • cg?%s's Photo
    You do realize that no human being has only one sign, don't you? All that you're posting is your Sun Sign, which while having the largest impact on your personality, is merely one of many.

    Moreover, your rising sign is nearly as impactful!

    With all of that said, here are all of my signs - do realize though, that the various sections are merely a means of orginization and have little meaning, and also realize I got all of this information from Astrology.com, if any of it is wrong (from an Astrological perspective) - blame them!

    Basic Astrological Signs:

    Sun - Leo - Leo is the fifth Sign of the Zodiac. These folks are impossible to miss, since they love being center stage. Making an impression is Job One for Leos, and when you consider their personal magnetism, you see the job is quite easy. Leos are an ambitious lot, and their strength of purpose allows them to accomplish a great deal. The fact that these folks are also creative makes their endeavors fun for them and everyone else. It's quite common to see a Leo on stage or in Hollywood, since these folks never shy away from the limelight. They are also supremely talented and have a flair for the dramatic. Warmth and enthusiasm seems to seep from every Leo pore, making these folks a pleasure to be around. They do love pleasure!
    It's the Lion which symbolizes Leos, and the king (or queen) of the jungle is a most appropriate mascot, since these folks consider themselves the rulers of their universe (and the Zodiac at that). Like Lions, Leos tend to be dignified and strong, and it is this sense of their power which allows them to get things done. A Leo on your team is a good thing, since Lions are eager to see their projects through to completion. Putting these folks at the helm is a good thing, too, since the Leo-born are natural leaders. They may ruffle a few feathers along the way, however, since they can also be overbearing and somewhat autocratic. This may be in keeping with the Fixed Quality assigned to this Sign -- Lions are indeed opinionated and set in their ways. That said, they are well organized, idealistic and have a knack for inspiring others.

    Rising - Aries - If your Rising Sign is Aries, whether you like it or not, people always look to you to get things started, to lead the charge, and to say the things that no one else dares to say. You seem confident and blunt -- and like an easy puzzle to put together. People think they understand your motivations. On the negative side, you might appear too intense and forward -- even self-absorbed. Don't be surprised if others expect you to respond jealously in love. That is the Aries way, and for all the world, you look like an Aries.

    Moon - Scorpio - Secretive and inclined to brooding silences, it is difficult for others to really know your inner core, for you trust and open yourself to very few. Allowing yourself to be vulnerable and to relinquish control in relationships is not easy for you.

    You have intense, passionate loves and hates and are a jealously loyal and protective friend - or a fearsome foe. You have a nasty habit of holding on to past hurts, resentments, and guilt - and to keep such feelings to yourself. It is important for you to learn to forgive and let go, as well as to express your feelings openly and directly, rather than hiding or repressing them.

    You are not content with superficial appearances and are always probing beneath the surface of things for hidden motives. You have a great deal of emotional depth.

    Planetary Signs:

    Mercury - "Communication Sign" - Virgo - You are an exacting perfectionist with a clear, logical, analytical mind and an aptitude for work that requires meticulous attention to detail and efficient organization. Well-grounded and pragmatic, you tend to develop specialized skills and technical expertise in some practical field. Knowledge, ideas, and theories don't really interest you unless they are useful in a tangible way. You are inclined to analyze, measure, and dissect everything and to miss nuances, subtle shades of feeling and meaning. Your strengths are in your precise thinking, careful craftsmanship, and mastery of technical skills. You tend to be very good at what you do and critical of others' work if it does not meet your high standards.

    Venus - "Love Sign" - Cancer - Having Venus in Cancer makes one highly receptive to love, a seeker of amorous situations both real and unreal. Why is that? Those with this placement are emotional beings full of life and love, and if a match isn't at the ready, they'll just create one in their own fertile minds. The creativity and imagination of these individuals will serve them very well once a relationship is in place, so their lovers are in for a treat! Is a union filled with fantasy, make-believe and the joy and wonderment of a child what you crave? Well then, seek out that kindred spirit with Cancer in their House of Love. Play dates, and dates in general, will never be the same! When the Crab rules the game of love, it's a sweet bite, indeed. Nurturing and sympathetic, these kindly souls are likely to have a retinue of friends who are giving and true, just like them. At times, there may be mood swings which are just a response to a touchy and somewhat unsettled situation. Most of all, what lovers guided by Cancer need is emotional security from their mate. If this can be achieved, every day will be a parade for this blessed duo!

    Mars - "Passion Sign" -Aries - If you have Mars in Aries you are probably as energetic as they come! You are innately bold, daring, and independent. You channel an enormous deal of energy, and are able to utilize this as you please. Impatience and impulsivity may hinder your ability to rationalize an action before charging forth. In your excitement, you rarely wait before doing anything, and others may be left confused in your dust! You are intensely courageous and emotionally straightforward. Your approach to love is fresh and unencumbered by analytical thought. Your actions are emotionally passionate, as well as your speech and the way you communicate. You have vibrant energy and enthusiasm. You are a tremendous amount of fun!

    Jupiter - "Lucky Sign" - Gemini - You can find luck through your intellect. Quick to learn, with an even quicker tongue, you are able to absorb knowledge and present it clearly. Position yourself where you can teach others, communicate all of your ideas and be exposed to new ones. Easily bored and with a short attention span, you need a stimulating environment to keep you out of trouble. To make more luck come your way, learn to value the emotional and physical needs of yourself and others.

    Saturn - "Karmic Sign" - Saggitarius - You can be so rational and intellectual that it is as if you've got tunnel vision. You manage to reason away any magic right out of your life. Your overall outlook on life is serious, and you may feel that life or God will punish you if you do not watch your step. Through fear and denial against your inner self you can become rather forlorn -- believing in nothing, always cynical and critical. Through disillusionment with authority -- and the subsequent need to establish something new -- can come the development of your own very powerful intuition. If you are in a negative or hopeless situation try to remember that this is part of a greater process -- one that will, if you let go of the fear, result in an evolution.

    Uranus - "Rebellion Sign" - ? - I just got an error message... fuckers...

    Pluto - "Power Sign" Scorpio - When Pluto enters its ruling Sign of Scorpio, the blanket of mystery may be pulled back as previously hidden things begin to resurface. Scorpio is the Sign of Sex, so those born with Pluto in Scorpio will be surrounded for much of their lives by a focus on sex and sexuality. Fatalities as a direct result of sexually transmitted diseases skyrocketed during this time, something that the children of this generation are faced with every day. For the first time in history, young people are more concerned about dying as a result of sexual escapades than they are about accidental pregnancy. There is a positive side to the revelations of this generation, however. Activism for human rights reclaimed the ears of the world, and more and more digressions from the 'societal norm' gained acceptance in today's society.

    Other:

    Chiron - "Healing Sign" Cancer - If Chiron falls in Cancer in your chart, you bear the pain of a lack of love. This placement posits someone who feels unworthy of love and turns their energy outward, giving too generously to everyone but themselves. You sacrifice your own pleasure to avoid the pain you feel. At the heart of Cancer is the need to nurture, make a home and seek security. Cancer loves to bring the downtrodden into their arms and nurse them back to health -- they're always taking in stray cats and relatives fallen on bad times -- but with Chiron in Cancer, they neglect their own pain. Rather than giving all your love to others, Chiron in Cancer encourages you to give love to yourself. Unlike other Signs, with Cancer, you must give your time to your OWN cause for a change! Cherish your own need for love and nurturing and you open yourself (and your wound) up to the world, allowing love to flow back to you. Once you concede that you need love, you can give of yourself again, this time in a more balanced, healthy way. Allow for self-indulgence, a well-deserved reward you give yourself for all you've done for others.

    Ceres - "Mothering Sign" - Aries - You're not the indulgent type -- you're not given to wrapping yourself in luxury and laziness. The Ceres in Aries woman (woman? Well, um, uh, okay... I'm a guy... and stuff...) nurtures herself (HIMSELF!) by being active. Sports and physical exercise are your treats, or any kind of activity which is dynamic, physical and energetic. Even vacuuming the rug will do in a pinch, but don't fall in the Ceres-Aries trap of keeping so busy physically that you don't indulge your cerebral side. You have a tendency to rush and plan but not to relax and let go; your self-reliance gets you through a lot but you should temper it with a little dependency. You encourage and nurture others by role-modeling your independent behavior -- you reason that if you teach others to stand on their own two feet, you've done them the greatest service of all. You're right, but should watch a tendency towards selfishness and self-absorption.

    Juno - "Soulmate Sign" - Cancer - Emotions rule the Juno in Cancer; if your partner fulfills you emotionally everything else will follow in line. If your partner is emotionally cold or too grasping you will feel quite on edge; Juno-Cancer's strong suit is not holding up under emotional pressure. If your partner meets your needs, however, you are extremely loving and nurturing in long-term relationships. You treat others with tenderness and care, making you much sought-after and adored. The past is very important to you; you remember anniversaries and touching occasions which you celebrate with loving remembrances. That same remembrance of the past is your downfall, however; you may remember past hurts too keenly and be reluctant to be vulnerable. Love requires that vulnerability and you'd be wise to remember the lessons you've learned from past hurts but to remember that it's important not to guard your emotions with an iron fist and to be a little less sensitive.

    Pallas - "Warrior Sign" - Aquarius - Valiant Aquarius is likely to leave any battlefield covered with glory -- you are a superb fighter with causes you idealistically take up. And you're quite the idealist, so you'll find you're usually knee-deep in some good cause. You're willing to try almost anything to win your fights -- even, occasionally, some not-so-ethical methods, a tendency which you should watch. Others will rally around your determination and inspiration; you'll find it quite easy to gather soldiers to fight your battles. You stick up for what you believe in and are an asset to any team. Your strongest asset is your crystal-clear ability to see the path you must follow to forge into a better future -- you clearly see the present and visualize the future, with almost psychic ability to connect the two. Speak your mind, Pallas-Aquarius -- others need to hear what you have to say.

    Vesta - "Sexuality Sign" - Virgo - Selfless Vesta in Virgo is happiest when she's (HE'S!) of service, and you'll find that your Vesta-Virgo background makes you very charitable and devoted indeed. When you choose a cause you are willing to work very long hours and put in a lot of time and energy to see your goals through to fruition. What you truly crave is to be important to a cause or to someone else, but your desires may be derailed by your excessive attention to perfection. Be willing to let a project go when it meets the acceptable standards of others, don't keep hacking away at it in an effort to reach perfection. The same is true in the people around you -- though it is your nature to nit-pick, you may want to keep your opinions to yourself when the advice you have to give is non-productive. It's also important that you keep a close eye on your health, making a commitment to eat and sleep properly. Your health is easily debilitated, and it takes a Vesta in Virgo running on all four cylinders to be unstoppable. Sexually you need to relax and let it all hang out, don't worry about small imperfections in your romantic life, and beware being hypercritical to your partner. Pay attention to these matters and your powers of critical thinking will take you far and make you useful to many.

    ...so there. I find it somewhat strange how contradictory the report is, however, it is still the most accurate read-out on my personality I've ever read. I myself probably couldn't even write something better - and even if I could, I refuse to try.

    Anywho...
  • `sfkstyle%s's Photo

    no one gets my get over here joke

    bastards

    I do!!!
    mortal kombat! hehe
  • Valhalla%s's Photo
    Scorpio. Just like the majority of people who have answered so far. Why is it that so many people are scorpios?
  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    Not that I believe this bullshit, but I'm a Cancer. Which is a crab. Which means I'm gonna get cancer in my vagina, or something.

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