General Chat / This will sound seriously fucked up..

I heard there’s a certain way you can land if your falling from a high place where you wont get hurt as bad, if at all...is this true

Well I know that cats are very clever and always land on there feet, I know this really does help them because it happened to one of my old cats Gemma.

It was about 1am and a friend was round my house, we saw a spider in my room so I picked up a mug and a piece of printer paper and trapped it in the mug. I then opened the window and put the mug facing down on the paper. We then started playing the ps2 again, and my cat must have walked in and walked out onto the windows ledge without me knowing. Because there is hardly any ledge at all when it wanted to turn around and come back in it couldn’t because its back part of its body would hit the window. I think I realised my cat tried that because I heard a small bang on the window, I looked out and I saw my cat just try to flip her body around so she faced the other way. But she hit the window and fell from my window, which is upstairs in the house. I thought oh shit I think she has to be dead and I got all upset, I went down to the patio (Yep a brick patio) and she just walked over to me like normal with some scratches on her nose. I was simply amazed really.

Whoa. that was close.

Whoa. that was close.

Yeah, it was.

Next time you post something, how about actually SAYING something?

Yeah, it was.

Next time you post something, how about actually SAYING something?

he came close to saying something.

2 feet? tht isn't much at all but if you get hurt then you do. I would like to see this video, to see if you actually break anything from jumping 2 feet down.  Still stupid though.

Hey.

Intel is hiring.

If you are doing something this stupid this early in life, I'll be sure to watch for a Darwin Award from you. How you're planning to break anything jumping from a first story window onto a patio is just amazing. I think the only way you could break anyhting is to try a flip or a bellyflop.

Jump Update:

i talked to dark a few days ago, and he has not jumped yet "well their is no set date" thats what i herd from him. so i guess hes ok, so just dont go thinking hes in the hospitol.........yet

Hopefully he ends up paralyzed, whatever he does.

Hopefully he ends up paralyzed, whatever he does.

I'm crossing my fingers...

Hopefully he ends up paralyzed, whatever he does.

i dont think your jumping off a roof but i wish you the same

natural selection, have fun, jump from a little higher, and make you DO NOT reproduce beforehand

I can jump off my roof, its not that high and you just have to know how to land, its easier than a ladder, i nevver get hurt

But ya, jump, get a running start and make sure you go headfirst

Max X is so much better than jackass