General Chat / Virgin, Or not

Yay. Virgin or not. Let loose on your sex life.

I am a virgin, as most of you would assume. And Yeah.. Never done it before.

Assume otherwise with me... 2 years on August 8'th, booya. LOL... so when I was 15.

virgin at heart.

I'mma virgin...

Like a virrrgggggin. Touched for the very first time!

Like a virrrgggggin. Touched for the very first time!

except not.

I am an antisocial, overweight, acne-ridden fourteen year old. What the fuck do you think?

With that said my weight is going down, my acne is getting better and I'm becomming less antisocial. Also, I'm soon turning 15.

Maybe this time next year things will have changed... maybe...

Fatass. Wait...

Damn...

Actually I'm not a fatass, seeing as I only weigh around 150 pounds. I used to weigh nearly 200 though, and through diet and exercise I lost 50 pounds during the summer and fall of last year.

During the summer and fall of this year I look to loose the rest (my gut, my love handles and my double chin) or at least some of it.

However, I'm no more overweight than most Americans. So, yeah...

This is very gay.

This is very gay. 

Only because you posted

I am sexy and funny, yet no sex. Odd.

im a virgin, i try'ed to change that the other day by attending a blind nymphomaniac orgy still no luck ....well hookers it is i guess

I came close last year... but still virgin

cheer up guys, Hey doing your pillow is kinda like halfway there.
aww, c'mon i'll buy all you all whores. MY TREAT

<<not a virgin

no

...

I definently don't want to get a girl pregnant when I don't have much of a job to pay for it, or a car to drive really fast away from it, and I definently don't trust birth control to work, or condoms, Murphy's Law you know

so I'm keeping away from it for now, but no limits on anything else...

You know why this topic is funny?

1) Turtleman starts it.
2) Turtleman proceeds to be redundant within the same line of text. Oh, and his signature seems all the more desperate now.

Oh wait, I'm mocking him....now I've been redundant (crap).

Kai

1) Turtleman starts it. 
2) Turtleman proceeds to be redundant within the same line of text.  Oh, and his signature seems all the more desperate now.

getting laid is easy folks.
It's called "lower your standards".