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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Yeah, I know my speech is over elaborated and hard to follow.

Yes.
You are a fucking liar.

Not really. It's all about evolution, man.
It's all about evolving to a point where you can lie to online tests.

Anyway. Gardner. Your old results:

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

But anyway.
I didn't lie on that test. Godamn it. You can trust me. I'm as lovably trustworthy as Bill Clinton. Or Narrator.
And you know it.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High (not so much)
Schizoid: High (more truly)
Schizotypal: Very High (yup)
Antisocial: High (not so much)
Borderline: Very High (yup)
Histrionic: Very High (enh...)
Narcissistic: Very High (yup)
Avoidant: Very High (yup)
Dependent: High (yup)
Obsessive-Compulsive: High (definitely yup)

Eh, I've taken these alot, and I suppose it fits...though I think I'm less fucked up then this test would make me out to be.

I find this test to be a lot, well, cooler. And shit. So, yeah...

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez....nformation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez....inferno-test.mv

...la-de-da-de-da-de-da... so... yeah... I'm going to hell! Be aren't we all? Yes.

At least I'm only on the first level, as opposed to, like, the ninth and shit.

I think it's telling that Gardner didn't post his exact responses to each questions on these tests.
I am desperate to know his masturbation habbits.

But seriously.

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

And here's the main results...
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

All of which apparently means that I am...
Violent, wrathful, gloomy, fraudulant, lustful and treacherous. And I'm a heretic to boot.

But we know this already.

Shit, though. I feel like such an asshole, especially after seeing Gardner's results.
Oh well.
I am who I am.
I hate who I hate.
I hate everyone.
And would gladly slice and dice the lot of you fuckers.

Hell ain't so bad. I'd choose it over Heaven in a fucking heartbeat. Some of us need pain to feel alive, babe.
Whip me.

I have found my place in the universe.

Anywayz.
Harakirii: I will beat you. No doubt about it. I mean. My mother.

Then, later...

Gramsci: What level of Hell will you set up shop in, Kirii?
Harakirii: Hold on, dear boy.
Harakirii: 5th. But it's all lies.
Gramsci: Fifth.. Wrathful and gloomy. That's accurate, Kirii.
Harakirii:
Level 1 | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 | Heretics Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8 | Very High
Level 9 | Treacherous High

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

This Dante's Inferno thing is pretty cool.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low
Level 2  Lustful  High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  High
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  High
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent  High
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  High

Yeah Right...i'm a Heretic. So what.

I got Purgatory on that thing...

Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: High

Schizoid: Moderate

Schizotypal: High

Antisocial: High

Borderline: Moderate

Histrionic: High

Narcissistic: High

Avoidant: High

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I'm on the second level of Hell! I get to be "blown" around

Good for you

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

But I am not Histrionic; that is for sure.

-Panther

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

I got level 1. Aristotle is a funny guy...