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Hey, there. Chum.
Crazy Timmy has created some spam forums. Because "Danazi" decided to take down the spammery, at DENT(). So, anyways. It's a great place. It is becoming an overnight success. Join, now.
Vert: Please, do not join.
Here is the link, anyway.
*** http://spam.wnerd.com/ ***
Alright.
Or, click my signature for the link.

join.

Great! Everyone take your SPAM there.

Everyone take your SPAM there.

Everyone, yes.

Come on everybody, clap your hands! In a manner which makes you sign up at those there forums.

Come on everybody, clap your hands! In a manner which makes you sign up at those there forums.

Wait, does this mean that Crazzeh Timmeh finally removed his teeth from Dan's dick?
Probably not.

... Yes.
You are funny, there. Pal.
I'm one of those cool non-conformists, though.
You know what I mean? Dawg?

Wait, does this mean that Crazzeh Timmeh finally removed his teeth from Dan's dick?
Probably not.

You're so crude yet so fucking amusing.

You and your dick insults iris, you've got a knack for them I must say!

I am the evil BlacktapeLife/Deathcg?Montu thingy! Bow before my really fucking big name! Yes, do so. It's my worst yet!

Yes.
I had guessed that you were Blacktape2003 from danimation.
You are fooling people, massah.

Duh! Who else could come with a name that crappy? And who else shares my taste in music, movies, politics, word choices, grammer, etc, etc, etc?

But with the first point in mind, remind to never, ever, make up another name for myself between the hours of 7:30pm EST and 9:30am EST. It never works out...

Great!
Maybe this can be a "Danimation, but, actually entertaining"-type thing.

If you know what I mean.
Regardless, I was one of the biggest spam-pushers (but I did it with style/long incoherent posts) on the original Spammery forum, so, needless to say, I have moved over to Timmeh's fun little forum.
Sadly, he lets people swear, which takes most of the fun out of almost-swearing. What kind of sh-shiatsu is that?

Looking good. Maybe I will sign up sometime.

I will never sign up there. I hate it. It is the devil.

i'm not mad becuase of that.

Fuck you sfk, fuck you right in the ass.

Fuck you sfk, fuck you right in the ass.

Wow.
You are smart.
Honor Roller!!
Vrooooooooom Vrooooooom!!!!

Wait, does this mean that Crazzeh Timmeh finally removed his teeth from Dan's dick?
Probably not.

no, my dentures got left behind.

I really should go collect those........