General Chat / Why does "Mars Attacks" scare me...

I dunno but mars attacks is scary to me.. Someone help me get over this fear. I saw it when I was like 9 and was traumatized from it.. Who else thinks it is freaky.

its humourous(sp?) not scary

its scary cause of Tom Jones...

i think its funny.

It's frightening funny.

It's good to see some well known actors die once. They always survive everything. Not in Mars Attacks.

Maybe you should post this in Raven's Advice Column. Maybe he can help you with this troubling fear.

its scary cause of Tom Jones...

Indeed, he is the scariest thing in the movie.

The Martians are sadistic as hell, not scary. What better than to take a picture in front of the Taj Mahal as it's blowing up, or bowling with Stonehenge.

"We come in peace!" (my ass)

LOL.

Kai

I once saw the picture of the Big Martian going "MWAHAHAHAH" in front of the retarted Giant TV Screen.
Now I know what it's fron.
I kinda chuckled.The Martians looked really funny.

See Signs. Here are some helpful hints if we ever do get attacked by aliens.

1. Don't leave your dog/brother outside. Unless you hate them.
2. During an attack, if you hear a loud knocking on the window, it's your dad. He fell off the roof and got stuck in a tree. He wanted to see martians.
3. If you hear a loud knocking on your door, it's your mom. If the figure appears green, it's still your mom. In mud.
4. If you meet an alien, try to negotiate. Also ask him if he's been to Uranus.

So ya, some helpful hints for ya.

Just see it again. If you were 9 at the time, your pretty much afraid of everything.

its scary cause of Tom Jones...

Now I'll have nightmares about get tangled in chest hair and suffocating to death...thanks a lot.

BLAAAAAAAAAA!

its scary cause of Tom Jones...

Now I'll have nightmares about get tangled in chest hair and suffocating to death...thanks a lot.

LOL...speaking of the above...

Here's the true question...

Who's scarier, Tom Jones or Wayne Newton...

Agh!

Kai

Oh come on. That movie is not scary, but Kazam on the other hand......

HT

BLAAAAAAAAAA!

That's the most hillarious matrian I've ever seen in my life.

Seriously.
"Nice Planet,We'll take it!"-Gotta love that.
I never saw the full movie,but it looks hillarious.

Scared of "Men in Black" too? How about "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"? God, those Middle Ages people were scary....

Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Rock-a-Doodle Doo scare me to this day...

See Signs. Here are some helpful hints if we ever do get attacked by aliens.

1. Don't leave your dog/brother outside. Unless you hate them.
2. During an attack, if you hear a loud knocking on the window, it's your dad. He fell off the roof and got stuck in a tree. He wanted to see martians.
3. If you hear a loud knocking on your door, it's your mom. If the figure appears green, it's still your mom. In mud.
4. If you meet an alien, try to negotiate. Also ask him if he's been to Uranus.

So ya, some helpful hints for ya.

Just see it again. If you were 9 at the time, your pretty much afraid of everything.

Another thing I would like to add is to stay away from fireplace chimmey.. My god that alien scared the piss our of me when he grabbed the kids! Thats so scary.

BLAAAAAAAAAA!

That's the most hillarious matrian I've ever seen in my life.

Seriously.
"Nice Planet,We'll take it!"-Gotta love that.
I never saw the full movie,but it looks hillarious.

Dude that Martian is scary. My mother wrecked my brain by letting me watch rated R movies at 3. That Martian face is just scary..... How does it look funny.... And the people getting zaped into skeletons just freaked me out.

And this is the only movie that freaked me out in my life. I have not seen it since. Maybe it will be funny to me now...

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How do you make tildes?

Anyways, I saw that movie, but I can't remember anything about it. Next to the crazy martians...