General Chat / Dating
- 16-February 13
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SSSammy Offline
talk about rct whenever possible. link all jokes back to NE.
eg. "oh, you enjoyed the boomerang? I KNOW ABOUT ROLLERCOASTERS AND THAT IS FOR PUSSIES" -
SSSammy Offline
fucking kiss as many girls as possible. this isn't a blatant display of utter disrespect to the entire female gender, nor is it sexual assault. no means yes. -
Steve Offline
oh dear mother of god i can't go on.True the rules are different. But still its important you show your intentions to the girl else you get in the friendzone very easy.
Nothing wrong with trying to kiss her at one point, and if you are scared she might not like it you lean in a little bit look her in the eyes and ask "is it alright if I kiss you". -
Liampie Offline
This is a guide to getting a date with girls who sell coffee in the train.
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robbie92 Offline
I'm holding a memorial service for the "robbie's dick sculpture" joke tomorrow, 11:00 GMT. RIP -
Mattk48 Offline
It is with my deepest sympathies that I send my condolences on the death of New Element's best joke. -
ScOtLaNdS_FiNeSt Offline
I just watched the ronda rousey and liz carmouche fight in the UFC. Conclusion seing this is the "dating" thread. Dont date or cheat on these bitches.... They will break your arms.
@Liampie: One or two screens of your "chart" seem to suggest the best way to date a girl on a train is to chase her onto the roof of said train and then make a quick exit lol.... Nice one, Works everytime /> ....
Ahh, Robbies fallus will end up in some horse.... dick....beef lasagne so its all good.(maybe european only)
11.00 gmt ? so you holding this ceremony at about 5/6 in the morning, Shame i will be sleeping. I wanted to pay my respects.