General Chat / The Official Brag About RL Shit thread.
- 02-July 11
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Insanity Offline
Feliz Compleanos!!!!
anyways I bet you're all tired of me bringing up running, but I ran a 16:17 today!
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ScOtLaNdS_FiNeSt Offline
Who gives a shit, Ussain Bolt ran 9. whatever second's but it took me 12 seconds to watch him do that. Who gives a fuck -
chorkiel Offline
A week ago I ran 80metres in 10,94 WITH a hangover.
And this week I ran 2800 metres in 12 minutes !
My PE report card score is currently an 8,5/10 which will be easied to a 9/10 -
Timothy Cross Offline
The other day I took a pee on a tree and it grew into the earth's most eco-friendly urban skyscraper farm. -
Casimir Offline
oh nice, you're on/off the drugs again.
i've had a cold for the last 2 weeks. but I'm taking it like a man. only one whining per day ;P -
ScOtLaNdS_FiNeSt Offline
Coming from the guy, Who is dedicated to god and the bible you "Pissed on a tree" that sir is a sin Shame on you. Good luck with your skyscraper farmThe other day I took a pee on a tree and it grew into the earth's most eco-friendly urban skyscraper farm.
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chorkiel Offline
^2000 years ago, lotsa people wished they knew how to pee on a tree.
Most people didn't have a toilet back then..
then again, christianity wasn't really popular back then as well.. -
SSSammy Offline
oh nice, you're on/off the drugs again.
i've had a cold for the last 2 weeks. but I'm taking it like a man. only one whining per day ;P
some ho comes into class this week and says she has man flu. i said if she had man flu she wouldn't be fucking joking about it. -
Casimir Offline
some ho comes into class this week and says she has man flu. i said if she had man flu she wouldn't be fucking joking about it.
it sucks.
it doesn't even hurt. it just sucks balls. -
Timothy Cross Offline
The other day I took a pee on a tree and it grew into the earth's most eco-friendly urban skyscraper farm.
Coming from the guy, Who is dedicated to god and the bible you "Pissed on a tree" that sir is a sin Shame on you. Good luck with your skyscraper farm
Peeing on a tree is far from a sin unless you're a hippie.
And an urban skyscraper farm is a marvel of green technology:
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SSSammy Offline
saved a chinese group of 6 from drowning at the beach
and they were fully clothed
YYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOYYYYYYYY -
Casimir Offline
Frankfurt University now requires students to get a paternoster elevator "driver's license"...!
Which means that you have to sign a A4 sheet with some ridiculous "notes on safety". And you also have to show it to the paternoster security personnel (!).
This is no joke.
Long story short, I successfully pimped my license.
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