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  • chorkiel%s's Photo
    ^ Happy birthday ! :birthday:
  • Insanity%s's Photo
    Feliz Compleanos!!!!

    anyways I bet you're all tired of me bringing up running, but I ran a 16:17 today!
    :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:
  • Brent%s's Photo
    12:50 2 mile today... ridiculously good for me.
  • ScOtLaNdS_FiNeSt%s's Photo
    Who gives a shit, Ussain Bolt ran 9. whatever second's but it took me 12 seconds to watch him do that. Who gives a fuck
  • That Guy%s's Photo
    ^What the fuck dude?
  • ScOtLaNdS_FiNeSt%s's Photo
    Was supposed to be humour, But it doesn't matter lol :)
  • chorkiel%s's Photo
    A week ago I ran 80metres in 10,94 WITH a hangover.
    And this week I ran 2800 metres in 12 minutes !
    My PE report card score is currently an 8,5/10 which will be easied to a 9/10 :D
  • Top Gun%s's Photo
    Just passed my Abnormal Psychology quiz with a 97%. :)
  • Timothy Cross%s's Photo
    The other day I took a pee on a tree and it grew into the earth's most eco-friendly urban skyscraper farm.
  • Casimir%s's Photo
    oh nice, you're on/off the drugs again.

    i've had a cold for the last 2 weeks. but I'm taking it like a man. only one whining per day ;P
  • ScOtLaNdS_FiNeSt%s's Photo

    The other day I took a pee on a tree and it grew into the earth's most eco-friendly urban skyscraper farm.

    Coming from the guy, Who is dedicated to god and the bible you "Pissed on a tree" that sir is a sin :lol: Shame on you. Good luck with your skyscraper farm :???:
  • chorkiel%s's Photo
    ^2000 years ago, lotsa people wished they knew how to pee on a tree.
    Most people didn't have a toilet back then..
    then again, christianity wasn't really popular back then as well..
  • SSSammy%s's Photo

    oh nice, you're on/off the drugs again.

    i've had a cold for the last 2 weeks. but I'm taking it like a man. only one whining per day ;P



    some ho comes into class this week and says she has man flu. i said if she had man flu she wouldn't be fucking joking about it.
  • Casimir%s's Photo

    some ho comes into class this week and says she has man flu. i said if she had man flu she wouldn't be fucking joking about it.


    it sucks.
    it doesn't even hurt. it just sucks balls.
  • Goliath123%s's Photo
    saved a chinese group of 6 from drowning at the beach
    and they were fully clothed
  • Timothy Cross%s's Photo

    The other day I took a pee on a tree and it grew into the earth's most eco-friendly urban skyscraper farm.



    Coming from the guy, Who is dedicated to god and the bible you "Pissed on a tree" that sir is a sin :lol: Shame on you. Good luck with your skyscraper farm :???:


    Peeing on a tree is far from a sin unless you're a hippie.


    And an urban skyscraper farm is a marvel of green technology:

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  • SSSammy%s's Photo

    saved a chinese group of 6 from drowning at the beach
    and they were fully clothed


    YYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOYYYYYYYY
  • Casimir%s's Photo
    Frankfurt University now requires students to get a paternoster elevator "driver's license"...!
    Which means that you have to sign a A4 sheet with some ridiculous "notes on safety". And you also have to show it to the paternoster security personnel (!).
    This is no joke.

    Long story short, I successfully pimped my license.

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    8)
  • Louis!%s's Photo
    I got given my school placement yesterday :) exciting stuff
  • verti%s's Photo
    Lookie, fancy new flag. Also,fancy new phone, too.

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