(Archive) Advertising District / Pornpark Concept

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All the people who replied before me in this thread, need to find themselves a girlfriend. Just because you don't have sex in reallife doesn't mean you have to build a sex/porn park in RCT ...

Jezus Christ, you better might find a job and put the time you would put into the park into the job, with the money you make, you could visit a whore, or you could spend the money on taking a girl out for dinner, or you could buy yourself some sextoys or whatever ... but please, don't build a pornpark in Roller Coaster Tycoon because you don't have sex in reallife.

need to find themselves a girlfriend

Does that apply to louis?

because you don't have sex in reallife.

Does that apply to K0NG?

Though crudely delivered, I also think this is a weird ass idea. But it doesn't really effect me in any way, so...go for it!

I knew you would say that.

edit: @Cena, of course.

Thanks for the replys,and cena:
Work in progress

All the people who replied before me in this thread, need to find themselves a girlfriend. Just because you don't have sex in reallife doesn't mean you have to build a sex/porn park in RCT ...

Jezus Christ, you better might find a job and put the time you would put into the park into the job, with the money you make, you could visit a whore, or you could spend the money on taking a girl out for dinner, or you could buy yourself some sextoys or whatever ... but please, don't build a pornpark in Roller Coaster Tycoon because you don't have sex in reallife.

I think you need to chill. (And before your next trolling comment, keep in mind that doesn't apply to everyone.)

In fact, I think everyone here needs to take a deep breath and chill. It's a game. It's a park concept that's a little tongue-in-cheek, a little immature, a little strange. I think it could be done (rather tastefully, as well.) Will it? Who knows.

But there's no need for all of you to get your panties in a knot over it.

-ACE

It's not an idea. Haven't you people heard of love island?

Copied from foreignpolicy.com

Where: Jeju Island, South Korea
What: Love Land
South Korea has one of the lowest birth rates in the world, with just 1.2 children produced by each woman -- far below the level required to maintain a steady population. And with arranged marriages still not uncommon and a prudish, button-down society, it's only getting worse. The solution might lie on the popular honeymoon destination of Jeju Island, at the amusement park Love Land, which opened in 2004. To get nervous couples in the mood for procreation, the park invites visitors to "appreciate the natural beauty of love," with attractions such as Breast Mountains, Giant Stone Penis, and the masturbation bike.

Pretty interesting eh?

The most interresting part is the fact that the above mentioned prudish country closed the park.
And that Masturbation bike,is that something like this It-vehicle from one Southpark Episode?

i find this idea really dumb.

Does that apply to louis?

I chuckled.

Does that apply to louis?

Does that apply to K0NG?

Though crudely delivered, I also think this is a weird ass idea. But it doesn't really effect me in any way, so...go for it!

I know my buddy Louis is gay, but I didn't want to put him in a special position here on the board.
It applies to K0NG,yes.

Cena you must be a member of the CIA or so, that you know, how often I have sex.
Very funny suggestion Cena, but I'm sorry, I like the idea a bit.

All the people who replied before me in this thread, need to find themselves a girlfriend. Just because you don't have sex in reallife doesn't mean you have to build a sex/porn park in RCT ...

Jezus Christ, you better might find a job and put the time you would put into the park into the job, with the money you make, you could visit a whore, or you could spend the money on taking a girl out for dinner, or you could buy yourself some sextoys or whatever ... but please, don't build a pornpark in Roller Coaster Tycoon because you don't have sex in reallife.

God Damn it! Its called a SENSE of HUMOR, Get the hell over yourself Cena.

^Ahhh, right... Because you're like an expert at that, ya know?

fucking wiseass

Laugh it off!

^ x)

i find this idea really dumb.

So do I, but...

God Damn it! Its called a SENSE of HUMOR, Get the hell over yourself Cena.

This is the only smart thing in eternity that fraroc has posted.


To sum up, this thread is brilliant.

Btw, there's this really hot chick at walmart who wants me. But she's got a 13 year old child, so I declined.

Just making sure you don't see me as some immature sex fiend.

all i know is that there better be mustaches in this park somewhere.

Screens or park isn't real...

Also.


Adult Fantasyland.

This is hideously spectacular...

...or spectacularly hideous. Guess it depends on your perspective.