Blaze Battle / BB Tournament

if only i could rap..
I'm not in

Haha come on that's no excuse. I'm sure you'd do great. Think about it...this is an rct forum. Besides inVersed it's not like there's anyone who's just gonna go out and win every battle with ease and looking at the members that participated last time and the time before that actually probably not more than half of them even listen to rap. It's basically just a fun tournament, even if it might be kinda insulting at times but we all get over it pretty quick. So what I'm trying to say is join even if you might not be good at rapping (yet), you got nothing to lose then and you'll just get better. Plus we need everyone we can get!

really no one? come on..
-JDP

Yeah I'd be so down for this as well!! Come on guys! Let's enjoy another great blaze battle season.

I would love to participate in this, but all my creative juices and rapping prowess are being exhausted from working on my 17 track studio album....

how about just 1v1s without a league JDP? Eventually people might wanna jump in and join.

fuck it im down... never hurts to practice
-JDP

Not a diss but this is a brand new verse I wrote for (a currently untitled) drinking song on the album:

Red and blue, red and blue,
You know that my cups are red and blue
Sipping on a brew and liquor too
Thats what I do when I'm with my crew
Blue and red, blue and red
You know that my cups are blue and red
Meet a new girl, now she's given head
I bet in a few she'll be in my bed
Power hour, crushing cans
Blacking out is in my plans
Shotgunning beers til no one stands
Pregaming hard when I'm with my friends (frands)
Wasted women, faded fellas
See us in the bar and you get jealous
In the case race I was overzealous
But at this point what could you tells us?
I'm underage, but got in over
You went under and your sober
Should just wait until your older,
This drinks cold but my flows colder
Just look at that girl, check out her legs man
We all are so drunk, that we should do some keg-stands
This cup might be a solo, but I ain't come alone
Somebody take my keys, and someone take my phone
This girl just wants to bone, get a pledge to take us home
I'm not talking chrome but we took shots straight to the dome

(I know some of the lines are short, but thats because the delivery for those parts is pretty fast)

#FratRap

Very nice man. Actually just tried rapping this while listening to a fast beat. Flows nice I'm sure!
I like the you went under part.

JDP:

Uhuhh,
you say it never hurts to practice?
in yo case yo defo right
that's concerning yo rct
and yo skills on the mic
i kill on the mic as if it was a MiG
turns out >this< was your first and your last ever gig
already beat you twice
this gonna be number three
i'm starscream
you as fly as a bumblebee
annoying as a fire drill
stink like a landfill
i don't take crack
but do the dopest tracks still
spit so quick looks like i'm beamin
i don't wanna be mean
but only shit you spit too fast is yo semen
like shamwow I wipe you out
call this the new german terror cell
you an american reject
still i'm the one to give you hell
well i feel sorry to tell
but your chance for a career
just sank to the bottom
like a dime in a wishing well


could've done better...it's 5 in the morning in Germany too much work at college and partying to be on here at any normal time.

JDP come on man, I wrote this at 5 am and I'm still waiting for your response!

sorry dude didnt see it till now but okay...

"okay okay write the illest shit cuz i can
this white boy will tire you out like the michelin man
like im playin college football in the top 5 you suck
i standford it andrew (andyou) nothing with out luck
im a heavy hitter and superhero do you not understand
call me albert pujols the way i swing the bat man
i do like to drink but to you i wont have a toast
because your lyrics are more predictable then a fantastico post
tell you what to do fisch, after a few guinness you aint shit
i become the admin of this battle after i po six
your raps are all false with no space you dont speak truly
Long Live Lame Lines from your UK crib even if it aint roomie
this white boy got your number its so sad to see
not even from germany but making all shots on you like dirk nowitzki
at such and hr you tried to own me you even threw in a few links
guess thats what happens when you suck and get peer pressured to drink
im laying it all out on the line there is nothing to be hidden
while you signature features a coaster you have never ever ridden
oh and you want annoying bitch, well sound the alarm
because JDP got your number... third times the charm


-JDP

wrote mine at 5am again still it's electrifying like pikachu
no foreign language fo you but took you 5 days really dude?
you white, this is rap man, you a fool that you said that
i rule like a straightedge, you ain't cool being straight edge!
the way i eat money, i be payin straight cash fo real
i'm harder to break than stainless steel
i'd finish off a hundred jdps call me "EpicMealTime"
ain't a mathmatician but i bring real lines
this is real life so you gotta realize this
ain't nobody gonna fuck with f to the isch
so fuck you for saying i'm fake man
i grow like that tumor in your brain stem
i'm true black metal just like mayhem
my superior power makes me go super saiyan
and i'm surely super swaggin
unlike your tries at rappin
this will be more of a landslide
than the re-election of ronald reagan
cuz you just talk, where are your real actions
i'm sicker than the rate for tuberculosis reinfection

i thought you were good dude, well i guess i was wrong
youre just flappy lips, thats contained by a thong
you dont get it pussy, oh i just gave you a hint
tighten your skinny rig lees, so fresh i bring double the mint
from the state of PA, so i bring the common wealth
you spat two raps with no feedback, ill call you a stealth
call your plumber im even throwin in the kitchen sink
but i know how to not try too hard so im not gonna include links
im too nice for you now fisch, so you better behave
because we all know you go both ways like the drop on renegade
ill dash and dance over you as as i prance ya might vixen
ill comet cupid your love and donnervan mcnabb you with blitzens
there aint a damn thing i fear, fisch you ending is near
because im lightening up NE like rudolf the red nose reindeer
i go though spurts can i get some competition besides fisch this hurts
he got time to cheat on his girl but cant even get 16 bars from inversed
you thought you were good fisch, your salt in water just dissolving
better cool it i spit bullets look at the way my words are revolving
so stop now fisch, it was over with my last verse when you gonna be learning
that JDP aint only my initials, im Just Damn Perfect
-JDP

anyone wanna comment on this maybe?

just spent the last 5 minutes laughing my ass off, it was basically even until JDP's last verse.. He killed it

A lot of people ask me whatever happened to my morals,
Well they started to drive me nuts and I ain't talking squirrels
So I sold my soul for the music, made a deal with the devil
Sometimes I get a good feeling but dog your not on my level
My old bitch left me and you know that it don't matter
Cuz I'm climbing to the top, you would think I had a ladder
Cut the chitter chatter, you all see me and then scatter
My albums about to leak and I'm not talking about a bladder
My name is Ryan Wheeler so you know I'm on a roll
It was comical, you mom gave me brain like I was honor roll
Most rappers cry rivers and babble on, no disrespect to SA
No one here should battle on and better stick to writing essays
So JDP and Fisch, please don't take this as a diss
But I could eat you raps up and that meal would be delish
The black cat that raps is back more hardened than a Spartan
Just to shoot your rap dreams down like Trayvon Martin