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Anyway....

I was taking my dad's 2004 Mustang out for a spin...halfway through the drive the car alarm started to go nuts for no reason... I couldn't find any way to switch it off. I drove it back home and hoped my dad would know what the hell was going on...nope, he had no idea. After a couple more minutes of ear damage, we drove it off to the mechanic (around 10 miles away) and got a shit load of stares (Sitting at a red light has never been more awkward....)

Finally we got the mechanic and he traced the sound to some sort of extra horn around the trunk space...he didn't know why it went off, but we removed the horn and finally got some peace and quiet.

Hahaha I can only imagine driving a siren on wheels for 10+ miles

^I would've looked like I stole the car on purpose. So somebody could call the police!

So anyway. I'm getting in to six flags tommorow for only 15$ with a coupon my school gave me. I have got a group of like 32 people together and tommorow's going to be fright night. It won't be crowded seeing how this is (I think) the last week of Texas state fair. And tommorow is columbus day.

so last year I went alone and the monsters scared me real bad. And I'll get revenge on them this time

Ahhh I love how SFOT gives away those 15$ tickets for AB grade kids. Atleast that's what they do at my school.

Today, a girl I met this past weekend invited me to attend an introductory meeting for a cult. I declined, but offered to go out with her some other time because she'd hardly be the craziest girl I've ever dated.

So about 4 years ago I was shagging my at-the-time misses. I was really into this bird at the time, spent every minute of every day with her. She had a body to die for, face was alright but nothing to write home about. Life was great, I was a horny teenager getting nuts deep every night.

Story of Freshman Year so far. I just laughed SO hard.


That's the end of my story.

Last week I bought milk because I thought I had run out of milk. So when I came home and put the milk in the fridge, there was another jug of milk sitting there, unopened and full. So now I have one day to get rid of two liters of milk. I want to find a creative solution and I'm open to suggestions, but I mostly just wanted to share this crazy story.

Last week I bought milk because I thought I had run out of milk. So when I came home and put the milk in the fridge, there was another jug of milk sitting there, unopened and full. So now I have one day to get rid of two liters of milk. I want to find a creative solution and I'm open to suggestions, but I mostly just wanted to share this crazy story.

haha, what a story, mark 

milk party

A few years back I was golfing and was approaching the next teebox with a tee and ball in hand. As I was walking I felt a little prick at my leg. Looking down, I spotted a familiar yellow and black striped insect that I happen to have serious (but non-fatal) allergic reactions to. This wasp was clinging to my calf and would not relent even after some vigorous leg-shaking and attempts to shoo it away, so I swatted at it. The aforementioned tee was still in my hand at that moment, and in the next, it was two and a half inches deep in my leg. 

My family would not relent with jokes about how "the epi-pen goes in your leg, not the golf tee" or "lay down, I wanna tee off here". I finished the round (score neither good nor remembered, unfortunately) but have since developed an irrational fear of needles and other pointy objects.