General Chat / I Is A Retard

my friends call me satan because god is my butt buddy.

hehe get it. i love god who is a man and im a guy, which means im a faggot and should go to hell

but seriously vato
if the devil wants to dance with you, you betta say neva
because a dance with the devil might last you foreva

You do realize you will one day face God himself, right?

Forgot, you don't believe in God.


Romans 18-23

'For the wrath of God is revealed from Heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who by their unrighteousness surpass the truth. For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them. For his invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse. For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened. Claiming to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles.'

I would seriously repent if I were you.







Also Joe, in regards to your reply... maybe reread my post, bud.

^"...If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone..."
John 8:7

Edited by Top Gun, 14 February 2010 - 01:38 PM.

I never said I was without sin. Just addressing wanted's blaspheme. It angers me. I'm well aware of what a wretch I am.

That's fine, but being angry with people is not being a good witness.

^"...If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone..."
John 8:7

Reminds me of the Robot Chicken sketch where... screw it, here's a YouTube link.
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=NbDbezPNylM

That's fine, but being angry with people is not being a good witness.

*sigh* It is so difficult for me to imagine the mindset of someone that actually thinks about this with every conscious decision. I have enough to think about every day without the stress and guilt involved with imagining what some eternal possibly imaginary father figure wants me to be doing. And don't get me wrong--it's not like I don't have my own moral hang ups. I drove my exgirlfriend to pick her car up from a bar on Valentines Day because I felt like somehow my generosity might benefit the world in some way, and in between the stresses of a dead end job and my dwindling bank account, I now have to deal with my ex's complaining about how she's so unfortunately spending her Valentine's day with me, and my check engine light is coming on in my car, and did she really just ask me if I want to eat lunch with her after she complained about how much of an asshole I am...? Well, I just can't imagine that during this I'd have enough will power stop and think of how poor of a witness I'm being. How would Jesus respond to my ex complaining about how bad she thinks she looks? Would Jesus have taken a short cut to get her out of my car faster? Maybe this is how he got lost in the desert for 40 days? I guess I better repent or find some literature that vindicates me, because I'd be hate to think I'm actually making decisions in real time or actually living my life.

Does Jesus like stream of consciousness?

^ Post of the year. I know, it's only February, but still. That was awesome.

Man when I face god, which I won't, I'll just yell fuck you asshole. Then I will send him to hell for letting all these religious fuckfaces lie to themselves and letting so many innocent people die.

Come on dude, give it a rest. Don't take it so personally.

On another note, I don't see how your radical disbelief in God is any less stupid than somebody's radical belief in God. Nobody has proof for his existence or non-existence, so either end of the spectrum makes an equal amount of sense. Many people, such as myself, choose to believe. Others don't. That's cool--whatever works for you.

*sigh* It is so difficult for me to imagine the mindset of someone that actually thinks about this with every conscious decision. I have enough to think about every day without the stress and guilt involved with imagining what some eternal possibly imaginary father figure wants me to be doing. And don't get me wrong--it's not like I don't have my own moral hang ups. I drove my exgirlfriend to pick her car up from a bar on Valentines Day because I felt like somehow my generosity might benefit the world in some way, and in between the stresses of a dead end job and my dwindling bank account, I now have to deal with my ex's complaining about how she's so unfortunately spending her Valentine's day with me, and my check engine light is coming on in my car, and did she really just ask me if I want to eat lunch with her after she complained about how much of an asshole I am...? Well, I just can't imagine that during this I'd have enough will power stop and think of how poor of a witness I'm being. How would Jesus respond to my ex complaining about how bad she thinks she looks? Would Jesus have taken a short cut to get her out of my car faster? Maybe this is how he got lost in the desert for 40 days? I guess I better repent or find some literature that vindicates me, because I'd be hate to think I'm actually making decisions in real time or actually living my life.

Does Jesus like stream of consciousness?

lol talk about taking things out of context. I didn't say you aren't ever going to get angry or mad beacause that's impossible. I just said getting angry with people because they won't believe in God is not going to help them believe.

Edited by Top Gun, 16 February 2010 - 01:55 PM.

Ok this is ambarrassing, i learned two lessons since being in public school. "People Have Free Will" & "Dont Be An Ass". long story but im sorry for for forcing religion, and be sooooOOOooo argumentative. i had to type this up again in a much shorter version, cuz i accidentaly edited this post saying "topic abolished" when i meant to do that to the topic itself. once again, *facepalm*.

Edited by JoeZia, 28 February 2010 - 09:05 AM.

im sorry but ive made more sense while inebriated

Just go away...

Just go away...

Gee thankz im being serious and if you dont care then so be it. doesnt ANYone forgive me? it would mean alot to me.

Edited by JoeZia, 28 February 2010 - 02:35 PM.

I'm glad I have your approval to not give a shit about your personal demons. Why exactly are you begging for forgiveness on an online forum about Rollercoaster Tycoon?

I forgive you. But, I'll believe you if you actually stop posting stupid shit.

I'm glad I have your approval to not give a shit about your personal demons. Why exactly are you begging for forgiveness on an online forum about Rollercoaster Tycoon?

because no one cares to forgive me in the real world.