Blaze Battle / Best Lines

So the season just died off, but before it did we had 4 weeks of some pretty good diss rapping. Here are some of the best lines imo:

inVersed to Fisch:

On the mic, I’m like your country in the forties, I slaughter
I leave you bouncing around like you got pulled out of water

JDP to Dr Dude:

u go around actin like u know shit n ur cool
fuck the minutmen, i should have drowned you in the cesspool

imVersed to JDP:

You can say I can't uses images but don't get it twisted I don't play fair
My lyrics are more grimey than all the gel you use in your hair

JDP to inVersed:

and yeah i use a lot of gel cause i look good so why care
dont get at me for that when yours looks like my pubic hair

rk_ to K0NG:

you catching a vote? that Wish would make terminally ill children bust out with laughter
since i got you more weak in the knees then christopher reeves the day after

Fisch to Kumba:

Kumba, better git yo whore ass outta my way
thousands of people are ridin on ya day by day

inVersed to K0NG:

It's pretty much over, you could say that my mighty flow's done
I guess its okay if your K0NG but on the mic I'm Mighty Joe Young

K0NG to inVersed:

ya seem ta like you da strap ons too, now that's muthafuckin scary
but, whaddya expect from a kid who's from the land of Drew Carey?

FullMetal to inVersed:

And as I right this next iea, I don't fear, 'cuz your flow's worse than the stuff at IKEA,

inVersed to FullMetal:

Victory in this arena, is like a magnet, cuz I attract it
Forget FullMetal, I'm gonna pierce him with a lyrical full metal jacket

Questioning if I have balls? Cool, are you certain that's a fact?
I'm sure you have them too, except they're hidden under layers of your fat

rk_ to JDP:

look! its the wannabe white version of t pain
guess you got to do somthing to look cool with fake oakleys and an aluminum gold chain

Louis to Fisch:

go back to your bowl or rather, my dish
i'm sure you'd be quite tasty, it's shame i hate fish.

Fisch to Louis:

though you committing suicide would be like a present
i'm kind, let me help you find your antidepressants

i'm so important they made a game about me called fishville
just visit facebook to play it, i know your dumbass will

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imo this was my best stuff this season:

vs rk_

Oh and don’t bother playing the Katrina card, Miami got hit by that Hurricane too
I think it’s like blaze battle voters are gona do, it looked at both of us and said fuck you

vs Fisch

Anyways now that you’ve been cleaned and gutted alive everyone knows I won this brawl
Taking you to the taxidermist now and gona get you mounted next to rk’s head you on my wall

How can a whole country have a hard-on for David Hasselhoff? I preferred Baywatch’s chicks
Tho Germany aint that bad if you can look past the sausage, holocaust and posix

vs FullMetal

Rap like its December? Fine, how about on the 27th for my birthday we drop it
Ironically it seems last year you had nothing better to do then start my birthday topic

Your battle rap was as pathetic as your micro contest that just curled up and died
I’m the micro king, id worry your fat ass would bite my style only it’s not deep fried

Fun to diss the mainstay on H2H5's replacement list, but for Xin being unwanted aint odd
Will take a miracle for you to win, but face facts, for you there is no God

vs K0NG

Worried about what your gona post? Hell no, but I guess I need to wait and see
Till then I’ll yell it like Denzel did in Training Day, “King Kong aint got shit on me!”

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Please post your own favorites too.

I hope we can try this again sometime, maybe as a tournament

Thanks for mentioning all of those lines from me Kumba.

You by any chance up for one last battle?

Tell you what, how about 30 lines and we both post it on Christmas, like a Holiday season finale special. Down for that?

Tell you what, how about 30 lines and we both post it on Christmas, like a Holiday season finale special. Down for that?

Yep, sounds good!

Here are my personal favorites from my battles (I might make a post with the in my opinion best lines from the whole competition soon.
Too bad this died! I was really looking forward to the upcoming matches and I already had some nice lines for my next battles.


against Louis
you predicted I'll make fun of your losses at HeadToHead?
sorry you are so unimportant I didn't know you were in that

I'm not just BIG, label me the Notorious F.I.S.C.H
while I earn millions you get paid minimum wage



against JDP
JDP, old friend, take my advice, better step your game up
cuz when I look on my battle hitlist I can see that your name's up
only when I look at the blaze battle rankings your name's on the bottom
not only because of blaze battle's outcome my name won't be forgotten

you're being defeated by Fisch, the guy outta the aquarium
my style and my skills make me shine more than barium

my verses are so good you think that I am using magic
your disses are so bad, they are softer than a fat chick
if I just insulted your girlfriend that'd be rather tragic
sorry for my mad tricks, I didn't want your girlfriend to become a mad chick

your lines are so weak, I'm thinking you've underestimated the champion, bitch
meaning you lose, cuz Fisch is tougher than the world heavyweight championship



against Kumba
Kumba, better git yo whore ass outta my way
thousands of people are ridin on ya day by day

of course though nobody'd come close to you ever
that'd be as likely as a hoe dropping her clothes for you -NEVER!

dealing with you is easy cuz you're not even as hard as a jelly bean
you're going down like a plane while i'm getting more famous than billy jean



against inVersed
since you already suck, why don't you just give head to some cock
i don't give a fuck, that this battle leaves you searching for a doc

I'm sorry. This makes me want to puke.

Since when is the ugliest most disgusting thing you can think of considered art?

EDIT: Put "think" bold.

Edited by FantastiCo, 18 December 2009 - 10:19 PM.

FantasticCo you are a Debbie-downer. Its all good spirited and fun.
People have different taste in what they like, learn to live with it and not be a douche because of it. There is no need to bash something you find it distasteful.

Alright, don't mean to be a "debbie-downer". Sorry. Continue.

Mind going with New Year's eve? Just not gona have much time in the next few days and insulting people seems more fitted to a day when people go crazy at midnight and blow up fireworks then a religious holiday.

Mind going with New Year's eve? Just not gona have much time in the next few days and insulting people seems more fitted to a day when people go crazy at midnight and blow up fireworks then a religious holiday.

Haha for sure, thats cool with me

So... ah... fail? Might as well save it for the next time we try this anyways.

Why not try a Climb the Ladder Blaze Battle Tournament?