Blaze Battle / FullMetal vs Kumba
- 10-November 09
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Kumba Offline
Please post your battles here. After both are posted a poll will be added and they will be voted on for two days. Most votes after then wins, or if it is even it will be a tie.
Also remember:
- No posting until both battles are posted. Feedback can wait till after both are up and if it is posted before then it will be deleted.
- Battles must be between 15-20 lines long. No more, no less.
- Voting will start once both battles are posted.
Good luck. -
FullMetal Offline
Hm. I guess I'm up first...
A'right, one two three, spotlight's on me, gonna lock up yo' rhymes and throw away the key
Yeah, I'm atheist, don't believe in God, but that ain't gonna stop me from startin' a jihad
So help me, 'cuz my mem'ry's a bit hazy, but as an Admin, you was bat-shit crazy
Promoted your own park without a hitch, I think you know what word rhymes with that, bitch
And we can't forget the Tour, you let me at that shit, and Deanosrs walked out that door
After that shit went aroun', you started the Micro Madness so you could steal your own crown
You fucked NE like a dirty 'ol whore, then tossed her aside, left her lyin' on the floor
So come at me, I won't budge, hell, everybody knows you let Iris pack yo' fudge
Leave yo' boat at the dock, go back to yo' home and keep suckin' Corkscrewed's cock
And don't spit at me 'bout skills, man, you shoulda thought of that when you forgot to take yo' pills
So now yo' empire is crumbled, you can't get back that ball you fumbled
Give up now, y'ain't got no thunda, 'cuz yo' crappy ass spelling's gonna hold you unda
You can't compare, I'm a rebel, I gotta whole lotta bass and not enough treble
And now this rap's like December, it's gotta come to an end, but just you remember:
As the fires burn your flesh, 'Metal keeps it fresh. -
Kumba Offline
Prepare to lose your blaze battle virginity while your conservative parents cry
Just like the real thing it’s gona hurt you and I’ll be the only one satisfied
How the fuck can you rap when you look like a prepubescent Jack Black with a tape worm
You burn? I love the Heat, I’ll hit you back with a supernova and put you in an urn
Indiana aint shit, you got nothing but the Colts, Reggie Miller and an occasional twister
Sorry I did not post my battle sooner, but I was busy banging your hot step-sister
FullMetal or Xin it don’t matter which name you pose under, I’ll split you like a bolt of thunder
You had your once in a lifetime win up against RRP in NE judging's greatest blunder
Im like Dennis the Menace grown up, armed to the teeth and ready to kill CP6’s “apprentice”
Mala, Fatha and Ed could try to help your game and you’d still be worse than Kevin_Ennis
Rap like its December? Fine, how about on the 27th for my birthday we drop it
Ironically it seems last year you had nothing better to do then start my birthday topic
Your battle rap was as pathetic as your micro contest that just curled up and died
I’m the micro king, id worry your fat ass would bite my style only it’s not deep fried
Fun to diss the mainstay on H2H5's replacement list, but for Xin being unwanted aint odd
Will take a miracle for you to win, but face facts, for you there is no God -
FullMetal Offline
Nice comeback, Kumba. Took you long enough.
I think it's safe to say I lost this one, but it sure was fun to rip on Kumba.
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