Blaze Battle / Fisch vs Kumba

Please post your battles here. After both are posted a poll will be added and they will be voted on for two days. Most votes after then wins, or if it is even it will be a tie.

Also remember:

- No posting until both battles are posted. Feedback can wait till after both are up and if it is posted before then it will be deleted.
- Battles must be between 15-20 lines long. No more, no less.
- Voting will start once both battles are posted.

Good luck.

Guten tag, time to get yourself fitted for a body bag with a matching toe tag
D.O.A. when you face me, ya got no help in sight from any life saving machinery
I mean your best release was a piece of shit design with no custom scenery
Might as well sit, lay down and play dead because in battles you’re just one of my bitches
I spit disses while your severed on dishes, I can do the impossible and drown little fishes
Really is time you update your sig, that Talocan rec. only tied to win thanks to me you douche
Mine was better due to originality, so take 4 bitch slaps from my homeboy Ganesha
Subtlety trying to cop my style, only I noticed since you aint exactly sly like a fox
Fabian’s obsessed with me, I bet all he wants for Christmas is my dick in a box
Truly is fun to kick the shit out of you, sorta like the Allies did in World War 2
Really is ironic that an American Jew can post a rap here and incinerate you
How can a whole country have a hard-on for David Hasselhoff? I preferred Baywatch’s chicks
Tho Germany aint that bad if you can look past the sausage, holocaust and posix
In H2H5 I only traded for you because JK begged me to, so don’t sit there and smile
1-1 was all you managed with a win over a pathetic park so I benched you in the finals
Anyways now that you’ve been cleaned and gutted alive everyone knows I won this brawl
Taking you to the taxidermist now and gona get you mounted next to rk’s head you on my wall


Will admit I had a hard time with this battle as Fisch is a friend of mine and I really did not have much stuff on him at all. Also I hope posix can take a joke, I was referring more to him in the old days as I really like what he and gee have been doing with the site.

Kumba, better git yo whore ass outta my way
thousands of people are ridin on ya day by day
ooops!! guess you're not the rollercoaster after that you named yoself
if anyone got close to u u'd ask a dating guide ashamed for help
of course though nobody'd come close to you ever
that'd be as likely as a hoe dropping her clothes for you -NEVER!
it's easy to tell you're not the girls' kinda guy
in yo past on NE you been actin like you were constantly high
to sum it all up, you're as hot as the desert at night
if i had your face, i would prolly just try to hide
in the clubs you're on the danceflo', but there ain't no gurls on it
cuz in the clubs you go to, there are only boys wanted
you need ta rest, it's like the movie 40-year-old virgin never ended
so lets be honest: if we were the only males on this planet,
i'd easily get all the females, therefore u can have the shemales
see, I'm good at deals, even though I don't buy retail
dealing with you is easy cuz you're not even as hard as a jelly bean
you're going down like a plane while i'm getting more famous than billy jean
after this onesided battle, you'll need a complete image makeover
no one hears ur death rattle while fisch and his women take over

wow fisch, that is a very well rounded verse bro, week 1 had me wondering but you have definitly redeemed yourself here.

i honestly had to think about this one for a minute.

EDIT*

i had to go with kumba, his verse had a little more variation in the punchlines then you, but youve shown me you can do this, only 1 suggestion, dont get stuck on one or two topics, more variation would have got you my vote on this one, lets see what you got next week!

Edited by rK_, 07 November 2009 - 04:54 PM.

I voted Fisch. It was pretty cool

I voted Kumba, and I am shocked at the polls so far... upset alert!

I went with Fisch because he seemed to get to the punches better without a shitload of filler.

Can't say I agree with that. Id call the "queer/loser/you get no girls" kinda lines that made up most of his rap filler, tho he did get me with a good one on the first few lines. Still that ranks at the bottom with your mama jokes on my list of creative things to say, I won there imo. Never know how people will vote tho, never seen a pattern to it.

Good luck next round Fabien, I hope to see you improve even more.

I just thought that you focused a little too much on the 'fish' aspect and I loved his lines about you being high and the 40 year old virgin. They just made me chuckle whereas yours seemed more 'serious'. I dunno....just they way they came across to me. If it wasn't for the 40 YO virgin line I would have had a really tough time deciding although his mention of you being high made me recall some of those posts you made back then and actually made me laugh.

3 Fish lines was half of what I had at first

Can't say I agree with that. Id call the "queer/loser/you get no girls" kinda lines that made up most of his rap filler, tho he did get me with a good one on the first few lines. Still that ranks at the bottom with your mama jokes on my list of creative things to say, I won there imo. Never know how people will vote tho, never seen a pattern to it.

Good luck next round Fabien, I hope to see you improve even more.

dude.... nevermind, its goin to start a whole bunch of beef if i say what im thinking about this post.

voted for darren altough it was pretty close for me.