Blaze Battle / JDP vs Dr Dude

Please post your battles here. After both are posted a poll will be added and they will be voted on for two days. Most votes after then wins, or if it is even it will be a tie.

Good luck.

ight dr dude, man i love to be rude
but u aint gonna winnin shit, u may need some auto tune
cuz my lyrics can get hectic and my flow is so respected
it even comes with a manual so best you knex it
ive been wanting to rip at you since you ripped at renaview
when i never seen any of ur shitty work in rct2
u just another dude on the site that cant get shit rite
and u dissed a park that lead to my careers highlight
of becomin 2-0 at head 2 head
and gettin a 3rd accolade, u herd what i said
you and me are at opposites of the line
except one say success and that end is mine
and a name like dr dude wat the fuck is that
u sound like a fagit skater or a surfer whos on crack
u go around actin like u know shit n ur cool
fuck the minutmen, i should have drowned you in the cesspool
so gohead buck up, lets see you what you got mothafucka
u just a sad bitch who i made look like a sucka
man u cant do shit bitch, u cant spit
the only shit u can spit is the cum from my dick

-JDP

JDP I think you may want to see a shrink
Holding a grudge this long over what someone thinks
There is no way this can possibly be healthy
But pretty cool taking so long to confront me
No offense but if I wanted realism
I'd check Google Maps and see all the best of em
What I think of your parks: they're rehashed and boring
You don't create interest by having it rotting
And well what of my work? I've got obligations
Working hard, pimping college application
Now add to that my chronic procrastination
I don't have time for a theme park simulation
But you'll see that change right with my situati'n
And man you better know that you'll be forgiven
It's not eye for eye I won't rip you a new one
How could you know that I'll be one of the big guns?

Not the best match ever, but JDP's cesspool line won it for me.

Can I vote for myself?


Just to clear things up: When I said I lost all respect for the people who made the park, I did not actually mean to insult JDP, Gwazi, or Dr Dirt. Something possessed me to think someone else had made the majority of it, and I was very disappointed.

Also, my name comes from the fact that I'm the only person in Ohio who frequently uses the word dude, being an export from California and all. The Dr's just there becuase I like alliterative titles.

Yes you can vote for yourself. Everyone normally does, so it cancels itself out.

Whats with the random knock of the minutemen JDP

Dr Dude's seemed to flow the best IMO...

Dr. Dude started off good, and then started to find quarter-rhymes, which don't work as well in rap battles.

JDP's was good at parts in my oppinion and bad at other parts. The end really seemed thrown together in my oppinion and didn't really have much of a flow in my eyes. The beginning was better though.

Dr_Dude's wasn't offensive enough for me. While JDP randomly threw in cusswords (too randomly!) this was just too calm. I liked that he talked about JDP's favor for realism though!

Edited by Fisch, 31 October 2009 - 04:26 PM.

JPD's verse was just all around better IMO. Not great, but better.

And well what of my work? I've got obligations
Working hard, pimping college application
Now add to that my chronic procrastination
I don't have time for a theme park simulation

yes, yes, yes. dopest line ive read yet.

Better then I thought Dr Dude. Seems I should have took you more serious.
-JDP

Your rap was also much better than I expected it to be. I has no idea you rapped.

Actually, the main key to help you win is to have a low profile on this site.

Expect a lot of good one liners throwin at Kumba during the competition, haha.
-JDP

JDP.