RCT Discussion / The NE Confessions

Anyone seen my friend Chris Sawyer? I got a text saying hes in someones basement... That can't be right. He wants to start on RCT4 but he can't escape. Help!

my name is travis, and i DJAM.

i suck at music.

Kevin_Enns gets boners from looking at Mala parks

I'm actually a FBI spy with the mission to infiltrate NE and gather information about RCT practicians, since it has come to our knowledge that the game is secretly a device of doom. I have for the main part of my time here pretended to be a n00b for investigation purposes. This is what I can conclude: The game tempts low-skilled players to seek approval of other like-minded individuals on "discussion boards" just like this one. When the creations of these below-par players, of which this community is largely composed of, recieves feedback like "you suck. Go fuck yourself.", this seriously hurts the adressed person. This is because these people regard RCT as the single most important thing in their life, in fact many have a distorted perception of reality. After a while, the insults and the humiliation transforms the reciever into an unscrupulous killing machine. We suspect that the brain behind it all, Chris Sawyer, is not a human being since the sheer evil required for something like this is impossible for a human to attain. Also a human would not program peeps so that they get lost if the path is more than 3 metres wide or make them all unable to swim. Neither would he have a negative attitude towards people who try to evolve the game by adding custom objects and hacking rides to further make it a tool for creating art.

P S. I really have no problems with Chris Sawyer, or anyone here for that matter. You're all (Kevin not included) good RCT players and the game is the most important ever created. I just like to write random shit, and to read the rude and from time to time funny replies. Peace.

Level gets boners from looking at Mala parks

Much better!

^Level up!

JK said he liked me and then I created an entire area in 3 days to impress him! But then I lost some of it in a crash... And it wasn't that big in the first place... and it's not finished yet. But I did it!

^If zodiac is you, and is on my 7-person creative team, does that mean I'm an insanely good hackmaster?

no, it means someone has a split personallity here.

I've had at least 4 usernames over the years here on NE.

hi, i'm iris.

back in my days at rctspace i had a duo with Dark Horse.

Th.. The clown has no penis...

-I started playing RCT when I was 7 years old
-I haven't played in over a month
-In 6 years, I have never finished a full park

Wait, what nin? lol...Was that a joke? I'm horrible with online sarcasm. Add that to my list of confessions.

I suck at RCT2.

That enough for you?

Edited by Caliber, 28 September 2009 - 09:06 PM.

I once stole 2 euros from the collection box

BAAAAN HIIIIM

I am not a asshole, just somebody else then normal, so normality is relative. 

...not being an asshole is relative

^haha


jk Cena

sammy is my sister