General Chat / Black guy telling black jokes

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you still didnt compare lima beans and koalas you dick

This board is not run by a bunch of pussy ass bitches who cringe, cry, run home and tell their mommy the first time someone says something a little outlandish.

the first, so this is the first... i guess all those other times dont count then.

Wow, I never would've guessed. I guess I don't have "gaydar".

Not that it means anything, though. I just had no idea.

really? i've only hit on like half the members here

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what kind of humans kill and use koalas?

you sick bastard

Both can be killed and used by humans.
Touche.

Is that the best comparison you can compare with Lima Beans and a marsupial.

If My. Enns wasn't here, this would be a much happier place, but I am surprised how a prejudice homophobe whos mouth is full of nothing but annoying profanity and dislikes rct while starting fights with other members hasn't have their ass banned. Seriously, why does kevin still go here when he doesn't have any particular use here unless he enjoys pissing everyone off.

ACTUALLY its illegal to kill and use Koala Bears so you're wrong mister

^ Yeah, Koalas are a threatened species. Why is the first thing that comes to your mind when comparing koalas is killing them?

Why the fuck would I mention HitlerÉ Fuck Godwin`s Law, it`s the most inaccurate thing I have ever heard of in my life. We might now that Xin brought it up, but that hardly counts.

I just can`t see this topic logically going there.

Hitler has been mentioned three times (four counting this post), which is concrete evidence of Godwin's Law. Although I'm sure you could attribute his mention to the mere existence of Godwin's Law and by my mentioning of that law. And I wasn't suggesting that you would mention Hitler. I was merely stating that the drastic turn in the conversation would eventually lead to his mention. Which it did. By MA. And me. And you.

And besides, according to ACE's Law, it was supposed to have been invoked the moment you posted...

Edited by FullMetal, 11 October 2009 - 09:36 PM.

Hitler has been mentioned three times (four counting this post), which is concrete evidence of Godwin's Law. Although I'm sure you could attribute his mention to the mere existence of Godwin's Law and by my mentioning of that law. And I wasn't suggesting that you would mention Hitler. I was merely stating that the drastic turn in the conversation would eventually lead to his mention. Which it did. By MA. And me. And you.

And besides, according to ACE's Law, it was supposed to have been invoked the moment you posted...

You can't preemptively call Godwin's Law. IT is when Hitler is compared to something. Not when his name is mentioned to tell you that you're an idiot. Let it go, you fucked up.

Since Kevin is just going to ignore any good argument I have, I'm going to just go back to jokes. I think he'd like that better. Because you can't hate the black person, just their blackness. Understand?

A black woman is trying to sign up for Welfare and food stamps. So she goes down to the office and they tell her she has to write down the names of all of her kids. When she hands the form back in, she simply has the name "Leroy" written down ten times. So the attendant asks her, "All 10 of your kids are named Leroy? How do you tell them apart?" The black woman responds, "Oh, that's easy! I just use their last names."

I smiled, but that's about it. I'd one-up you, but I'm afraid I can't do any better.

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I wouldn't say the color of someone's skin defines how the act... Homosexuality certainly does, but not skin color.

Anyway, more jokes, please. I'm in a poor mood today, and I need something original to lighten my spirits.

I meant to say Mr. Enns, but I accidently typed a stuipid typo. If you don't dislike rct, why don't you post about it. Ok, forget about Kevin, he can die from chronic constapation for all I care, back to jokes:


Black Joke: What did god say when he created the first black person?
"Oops I burnt one."

White Joke: What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff?
"Avalanche!"

kevin, you'd have more luck winning these arguments on /b/, i think.

See the funny thing is that Kevin has accepted that he has a biased opinion. And while I don't respect what he believes in, I do respect that he's owned up to it. FullMetal on the other hand just says some blatantly racist, sexist shit, and has no idea. Homosexuality influences how a person acts? No more so than your [assumed] heterosexuality.

Kevin, I was pointing out the flaw in your previous argument about not hating gays, but their gayness ("faggotry" as you called it). Even Xin picked up on that...

lol @ the animals comment. You are one sick dude.

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fuck canada bro, no one cares about it.

EDIT: At MA's comment to my animal comment. Well, I don't know why you're loling. I guess I am a bit sick. I guess I just prefer seeing animals benefit humans in some way. I guess people like seeing animals in the wild, so that's beneficial. Same with pets. But there's part of me that wants to try EVERY KIND OF ANIMAL EVER AS MEAT. I'll never forget that when I was about 11 or 12 I was working on a farm, and some guy wanted to bring dinosaurs back to life, I was like, "Yeah, I'd love to poach them, eat part of them, and sell the rest for profit." LOL I AM A SICK FUCK!!

okay john stossel