General Chat / Black guy telling black jokes

How racist y'all are. You remind me of the many racists I know. For such a site about being nice to others you guys all seem to be okay with gays and nonhousewife women, but not blacks eh? wtFF is going on?

Shocking jokes are funny. That's how it works. We're not actually racist, like you are with gays and women who aren't stoveslaves.

any one up for a kevin_enns joke thread?

there's already a lot. any thread he starts is a kevin_enns joke thread.

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My thoughts.

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^living proof there isnt a god
-JDP

you sir, are an idiot.

some of those were actually pretty funny, if a bit played out.

What's the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

A black guy and mexican are in a cop car. Who's driving?
The cop

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven.

What's the biggest Jewish dilema?
Free ham

A white guy and a black guy jumps off a building. Who will hit the ground first?
The white guy because the black guy will stop to spray paint the building.

Why do black people cry during sex?
The mace

Why don't black people use aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

Why is aspirin white?
Because it works.

What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike

Why do Jews have big noses?
Air is free.

Did you hear about the new car built in Israel?
Not only will it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up too.

How many Jews will fit in a Volkswagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtrays.

Why don't black women wear underwear at picnics?
To keep the flies off the food.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're black

So this guy is walking around town when he sees a really old man that looks just like Hitler. Out of curiosity he asks "Sir, are you really Hitler?"
So the old guy says, "Yes. I am Hitler. I have been in hiding for over 60 years and am ready to continue my quest to rule the world."
"Oh my god" said the other guy. "What are you going to do?"
"You see" said Hitler, "This time I will kill 10 million Jews and 1 clown."
The other guy looks confused and said "Why the one clown?"
So Hitler says, "You see. I TOLD YOU no one cares about the Jews."

Well, Gwazi, DrDude wanted to be offended and shocked, those are some of the most offensive and shocking I know.

Nah, becuase I actually know people like that.

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I heard that Mike is a Jewish Blaxican, no lie. He has a little of every minority in him, so he can pretty much say anything and it isn't offensive.

Also Kevin, you may as well leave the post up because I've copied it and sent it to the RCMP, NYPD, LAPD, and the BYOB.

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http://dictionary.re.../browse/sarcasm

You see there is something known as being "serious." My previous post is a good example of the opposite of that.



I've just compiled every post of yours that includes offensive language and mailed a copy to everyone in Canada with the last name "Enns."

but is Mike actually a minoirty combination?

I'm a black jew born in Mexico that lives in Poland.

How's the weather there?

Ha yeah Mike I heard all those before, some in different ways though. Either way, great post.

And guys, who really cares if Mike is white or not. Too many people get so offended when people bring up jokes dealing with race. Who really cares about it, and if you do then suck it up and enjoy the joke for what it's worth... even though some are pretty fucked up.
Either way, look around it.
-JDP

You guys are hurting my feelings

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