General Chat / Black guy telling black jokes

  • 17-September 09
  • tracidEdge%s's Photo
    United States tracidEdge Offline
    no you fucked everything up by posting at the same god damned time as me. full metal's joke was horrible.
    posted 16 years ago
  • JDP%s's Photo
    United States JDP Offline
    lmfao
    -JDP
    posted 16 years ago
  • Dr_Dude%s's Photo
    United States Dr_Dude Offline
    What we need is an alien invasion. Then everyone, the blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, would work together. With the aliens. To fight the muslims.


    Not a black joke but close enough.
    posted 16 years ago
  • SSSammy%s's Photo
    United Kingdom SSSammy Online
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    noice.
    posted 16 years ago
  • FullMetal%s's Photo
    FullMetal Offline
    ^^ I kinda figured everyone would be enslaved by the aliens...

    I know my joke was terrible, but it's the only joke I know that isn't insanely racist and might get me banned.
    posted 16 years ago
  • tracidEdge%s's Photo
    United States tracidEdge Offline
    ugh just tell it if it's good.
    posted 16 years ago
  • FullMetal%s's Photo
    FullMetal Offline
    What do you call a bunch of fat black people in a swimming pool?

    Cocoa Puffs.




    Better?
    posted 16 years ago
  • tracidEdge%s's Photo
    United States tracidEdge Offline
    not really.
    posted 16 years ago
  • Midnight Aurora%s's Photo
    United States Midnight Aurora Offline
    *sigh* You just.... don't get it.
    posted 16 years ago
  • JDP%s's Photo
    United States JDP Offline
    Q: What's long, black, and smells like shit?

    A: The unemployment line.

    ...that's how it's done fullmetal.
    -JDP
    posted 16 years ago
  • In:Cities%s's Photo
    United States In:Cities Offline
    whats long and hard on a black man?












    the second grade.



    ugh i'm ashamed.

    but yeah, FM, just quit with the joke attempts lol
    posted 16 years ago
  • Kevin Enns%s's Photo
    Kevin Enns Offline
    deleted
    posted 16 years ago
  • SSSammy%s's Photo
    United Kingdom SSSammy Online
    we arent racist kevin, im typing this for anyone elses benifit, not yours.

    coloured people are very much the minority where im from, i only know about 5 on first name terms. one of them is one of the most boring person ive ever met, is that racist? no, its true.

    i like the jokes because theres an element of wit involved, the play on words and the clever comparisons, its not about hating black people, its a satirical edge on racists.
    and making funnys.
    posted 16 years ago
  • In:Cities%s's Photo
    United States In:Cities Offline
    lol where i'm from, whites are the minority.

    my old school was like 35% black, 40% hispanic, and 25% white
    posted 16 years ago
  • Nokia%s's Photo
    United States Nokia Offline

    whats long and hard on a black man?
    the second grade.
    ugh i'm ashamed.

    but yeah, FM, just quit with the joke attempts lol


    you got that one online.
    posted 16 years ago
  • In:Cities%s's Photo
    United States In:Cities Offline
    ehh, i heard it from a friend a while back.

    he must have got it online lol
    posted 16 years ago
  • FullMetal%s's Photo
    FullMetal Offline
    Fine.

    What'dya call a black man with a peg leg?

    Shit on a stick.
    posted 16 years ago
  • Comet%s's Photo
    United States Comet Offline
    I'm sorry but that and the cocoa puff one were awful
    posted 16 years ago
  • FullMetal%s's Photo
    FullMetal Offline
    Okay, I'll stop...
    posted 16 years ago
  • robbie92%s's Photo
    United Kingdom robbie92 Offline
    Not a black joke, but close...

    What do you call a bunch of white men running down a hill?
    Avalanche
    What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
    Mudslide
    What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
    Jailbreak
    posted 16 years ago

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