General Chat / Black guy telling black jokes

*leans forward and raises hand*

ill have one if theyre going

a black guy walked into a bar, the bartender said "get out"

Conservative quote of the day: "Discrimination should not be regulated, businesses should be able to decide their own level of discrimination."

Also a lot of people at my school think Barack Obama invented affirmative action.

Edited by Dr_Dude, 23 September 2009 - 07:47 PM.

a black guy walked into a bar, the bartender said "get out"

Lmfao.
I rarely "lol" when reading a post, but that was great.
-JDP

^ aha i did the same thing

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tracidedge...geee that wasn't a spinoff of a joke in Gran Torino now was it? Fucker

shuuuuuuuuuuuuut uppppppppp bro.

regardless of where its from, it was funny.

:]

Valid point made sir

good god you're a stupid twat. get the fuck out of here.

q:whats the difference between a black man and a park bench?


a:the park bench can support a family of 4.

why dont coloured people like country music?

cause everytime they hear the words hoedown they think their sisters been shot.

NOT ORIGINAL.

im so, so sorry.

what do you call a black man in the cockpit of a plane?

a pilot.

...

oh, were you expecting something racist?

Civil rights.

*Rimshot*

A+ for Gwazi and Nokia.

My turn:

So this white guy walks into a bar and there's a black guy at one of the tables, drinking a beer. The white guy walks up to the bartender and says to him, "I bet you five bucks I can make that black guy over there sound like a train." The bartender looks at the black guy and then at the white guy and says, "You're on." So the white guy goes and sits next to the black guy. The white guy says, "Hey, wanna hear a joke?" "Sure," the black guy says. "Knock knock," says the white guy. "Who's there," says the black guy. "Choo." And the black guy says, "Who be choo?"

^That was god awful.

How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots.
-JDP

Edited by JDP, 25 September 2009 - 12:14 AM.

that was terrible.

^Mine?
-JDP