General Chat / Black guy telling black jokes

jaguar: Yeah, but everyone is talking to me. I am not familiar with bquoting.

in:cities: Enough. I compared them is a sick way. Think of more stuff. Or just go and eat some lima beans, or a panda (LOL!!). Get over it.

disappointing.

no i'm pretty sure fucking dead whores isn't funny at all.

unless you're you, i guess

Kevin, do you really need to point out all of the typos?

Did nobody read Mike Robbins' joke? That was pretty good.

^ I read it. It's great.

And kind of going on Sammy's post in basic chat.... Why do so many people get upset and argue on message boards and chat rooms? If you don't like what Kevin the retard says, then ignore it.

If you don't like what Kevin the retard says, then ignore it.

Don't insult retarded people by calling them Kevin!

no i'm pretty sure fucking dead whores isn't funny at all.

unless you're you, i guess

It's so gross it's funny?

LOOK, you go watch these movies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100...80%A6100_Laughs and be a pretentious fuck film critic. Seriously, I doubt anyone has ever laughed at 1925's "The Freshman" in the last 30 years. Frankly, I find horror films age better than comedies, I find the prospect of watching 1922's "Nosferatu" a far better idea.

In all nottangential seriousness, I do find you're brand of humor (sarcasm) funny, as I noted in the "Top 3 Posters" topic. But pure disgusting dirty humor has a place too, in my opinion.

Kevin, do you really need to point out all of the typos?

No.

Did nobody read Mike Robbins' joke? That was pretty good.

Pretty good, yes. I think the, "Voodoo Dildo, My Ass," one was a better joke in that vein, however.

^ I read it. It's great.

And kind of going on Sammy's post in basic chat.... Why do so many people get upset and argue on message boards and chat rooms? If you don't like what Kevin the retard says, then ignore it.

Well I do not agree with the "Kevin the retard" phrase, I do agree with the rest of what you said.

Don't insult retarded people by calling them Kevin!

This was such a good quote, it could be used a Roast.


In all seriousness, how does a topic called "Black guy telling black jokes" go on for this damn long?

^ You're right.... retards are more likeable.

Kevin, I am honestly sorry for everything I have posted about you. It was actually wrong in the sense that it contained a lot of hate... but man... you're so lost. Your pride for your own sins proves it. I apologize... honestly. But man, you need true conviction. Because you're dead inside... and using God for your own needs. He's God man.... or do you not belive what you claim? 'cause I know every time I sin... I fear his power.... I feel horrid for how I've affected myself or other people. I also know it was another reason to put Jesus on the cross. It kills me inside.

By the way, can't help my last name is Cross... but if you really want to know... that entire side of my family are either heroin addicts or drunks... so as you can see... it mean's nothing... Jesus' true last name was Christ. The Cross is a horrible tool made for suffering. It was what Jesus Christ did with it that matters.

20 points for jkid's zinger. That was funny.

Kevin, I am honestly sorry for everything I have posted about you. It was actually wrong in the sense that it contained a lot of hate... but man... you're so lost. Your pride for your own sins proves it. I apologize... honestly. But man, you need true conviction. Because you're dead inside... and using God for your own needs. He's God man.... or do you not belive what you claim? 'cause I know every time I sin... I fear his power.... I feel horrid for how I've affected myself or other people. I also know it was another reason to put Jesus on the cross. It kills me inside.

By the way, can't help my last name is Cross... but if you really want to know... that entire side of my family are either heroin addicts or drunks... so as you can see... it mean's nothing... Jesus' true last name was Christ. The Cross is a horrible tool made for suffering. It was what Jesus Christ did with it that matters.

Amen brotha. True Christianity as it's best right there.

That had to be Fantastico's best post. To tell you the truth Kevin, he is right that you use the God for your own needs. I'm sorry about insulting you too in all seriousness, if you don't want to get flamed though, just don't tell disgusting jokes that hardley make any sense, and fullmetal, I would have to agree that the joke was I said was classic.

WHERE DID MODESTY GO?

^ You're right.... retards are more likeable.

Are you implying handicapped people are not likable? That's also a thing I am not a fan of: the anti-handicapped crowd.

That had to be Fantastico's best post. To tell you the truth Kevin, he is right that you use the God for your own needs. I'm sorry about insulting you too in all seriousness, if you don't want to get flamed though, just don't tell disgusting jokes that hardley make any sense, and fullmetal, I would have to agree that the joke was I said was classic.

Have you ever seen the Hunchback of Notre Dame, or read the book? Or anything like it? Claude Frollo is using God for his own needs. How I am "using" God for my own means? I am honsetly confused.

Also, I will stop telling jokes that are disgusting, even though they do make sense, to me at least, if it bothers people here that much. I thought this forum was supposed to be a bastion of nonoffended people defending free speech thouhg.

Hahahahaha Kevin I just saw you have a Nietzsche quote in your signature. It all makes sense now.

Okay, yeah, that does merit some explanation.

Nietzsche: God is dead. (1800s)
God: Nietzsche is dead. (1900s)

Joking aside, I think firstly people must understand Nietzsche was not so stupid as to believe God was actually dead, as this makes no sense. If God never existed, He would not be dead. If God exists, He can not die, by defintion (we are referring to monotheistic, Abrahamic-style Gods, not pantheonic Greek-style gods here, obviously). I never read his book, but I think his point was the need for God in society was over (I may be completely and utterly wrong, correct me if I am). And people took that up, to some extent, you see God being banned from the Pledge and coins and whatnot, and a general disapproval these days. Obviously Christians like me believe God belongs front and center in the public square, but, sadly, general society does not.

I do not really think I would agree with Nietzsche much, but that quote is fucking awesome. Like, literally. I opened up a book a few months ago, "Lucifer's Hammer" (about armageddon via asternoid, not about Satan), and it's one of those where every chapter has a quote at the beginning, and the first one was that. I said, "That's a great quote, that's literally one of the coolest things I've ever heard."

Now, obviously, I don't think anyone here believes in "gods," especially not gods who could get bored (they pantheistic style gods, i.e., nonomnipotent). The Christian God is not one who gets bored, as far as I can tell (who knows though?). He just loves all the great and wonderful things He created.

But, seriously, imagine there really was a pantheon. The gods in mythogies are known for their trickstery and whatnot, and I believe they would get bored.



tl;dr version: I don't really think God, or gods, get bored, not do I agree with Nietzsche. I just think that's the among the greatest quotes ever.

WHERE DID MODESTY GO?

Wolfman took it with him when he left.

Are you implying handicapped people are not likable? That's also a thing I am not a fan of: the anti-handicapped crowd.

Actually, he was implying that you're not likable. The statement was playing off of your own preconceptions of the mentally retarded, wherever that may lie. Yours seems to be rather low, given your defense of them in a thread that is meant for offensive jokes. You know, kind of like when you reference fucking dead hookers when you don't actually advocate fucking dead hookers. The handicapped weren't mentioned.

Edited by Midnight Aurora, 17 October 2009 - 07:38 PM.

Okay, yeah, that does merit some explanation.

Nietzsche: God is dead. (1800s)
God: Nietzsche is dead. (1900s)

Joking aside, I think firstly people must understand Nietzsche was not so stupid as to believe God was actually dead, as this makes no sense. If God never existed, He would not be dead. If God exists, He can not die, by defintion (we are referring to monotheistic, Abrahamic-style Gods, not pantheonic Greek-style gods here, obviously). I never read his book, but I think his point was the need for God in society was over (I may be completely and utterly wrong, correct me if I am). And people took that up, to some extent, you see God being banned from the Pledge and coins and whatnot, and a general disapproval these days. Obviously Christians like me believe God belongs front and center in the public square, but, sadly, general society does not.

I do not really think I would agree with Nietzsche much, but that quote is fucking awesome. Like, literally. I opened up a book a few months ago, "Lucifer's Hammer" (about armageddon via asternoid, not about Satan), and it's one of those where every chapter has a quote at the beginning, and the first one was that. I said, "That's a great quote, that's literally one of the coolest things I've ever heard."

Now, obviously, I don't think anyone here believes in "gods," especially not gods who could get bored (they pantheistic style gods, i.e., nonomnipotent). The Christian God is not one who gets bored, as far as I can tell (who knows though?). He just loves all the great and wonderful things He created.

But, seriously, imagine there really was a pantheon. The gods in mythogies are known for their trickstery and whatnot, and I believe they would get bored.
tl;dr version: I don't really think God, or gods, get bored, not do I agree with Nietzsche. I just think that's the among the greatest quotes ever.

Unless he was using the word, "God" as a metaphor for religion in general, in which case your interpretation still applies. I'm certainly no philosophical expert, though. You'll have to wait for Ed or Blitz to come around for that shit, which isn't likely to happen in a thread titled "Black guy telling black jokes".