General Chat / Black guy telling black jokes

Okay, I got another one. It's not racist, but it's one of my favs. (I know I said I'd quit, but I really like this one.)

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Wanna play a game?" The guys says, "What kind of game?" "Well," the bartender says, "it's more of a challenge. First, you have to drink this entire quart of my special fire whiskey without crying. Then, you have to go outside and pull a sore tooth out of my alligator's mouth. Then, you have to go upstairs and have sex with with my daughter and make her have an orgasm. No man has ever been able to do it. If you do all that, I'll let you have free drinks for life." The guy thinks about it and says, "No, that's alright. I'll pass." But he keeps drinking and eventually gets drunk. "You know what?" he says, "I'll take your challenge." The bartender gets out the quart of fire whiskey and the man chugs it without crying. Then the man goes outside. From inside the bar, the bartender hears shouts of pain, and the growl of his alligator. A few minutes later, the man returns to the bar, bloodied and beaten. "All right," he says, "where's that chick with the sore tooth?"

Edited by FullMetal, 13 October 2009 - 10:23 AM.

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A man walks into a whorehouse. The madame goes, "What do you want?" He goes, "I have only a little money, what can I get?" She goes, "Well, we have some dead hookers in the attic, go pick one and fuck her." Of course, the man accepts without even thinking about it, it's not even like a tough decision, in the world of this joke, it's "normal." Three hours later he comes downstairs. "How was it," asks the madame. "The one I picked was great," he says, "Some of the best fucking I ever did. Only thing was, her nose was kind of runny still, even after death." "Which one did you pick," says the madam, "Oh, the one on the far left," he goes. "Brandy," the madame says, "We got another full one. Go through Kandy's corpse in the river."

That's not racist, funny, or even possible.

kevin divided by zero again.

what is this i don't even

It doesn't make sense. Kinda pathetic in a way.

Kevin Enns walks into a bar with a bunch of black dudes...

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you did the joke wrong.

Excuse me while I vomit... Kevin, come back and make a joke that makes sense and isn't dumb and irrelivant to logic.

SURE, IT'S DISGUSTING, BUT SOME PEOPLE FIND THAT HILARIOUS!!

BASISCALLY, the dead whore was fucked so many times while dead her body filled with cum, so it leaked out her nose.

Go away. You're a disgrace. At least I try and feel horrible when I do wrong... but you... you're no christian.

You're an idiot.

a joke is not funny if you have to explain. also fucking dead whores isn't very funny to begin with.

Go away. You're a disgrace. At least I try and feel horrible when I do wrong... but you... you're no christian.

quote of the year?

Yeah, if Kevin were religous, then he would stop acting like a smart (dumb) ass and actually post properly. I wouldn't consider dead prostitutes christian in the first place.

He is lost beyond words... but thinks he is saved... then goes about his ways of waist and filth.

PM me Kevin. I will do nothing... but man, God's very angry with you. Thus he will work...

I'm angry too... you piss me off beyond words.

May God have mercy on your soul... 'cause I won't.

Now PM me with faith, pal.

what is this i don't even

Not a racial joke, but here's one:


There was a door-to-door vibrator salesman who wasn't doing great business. His boss told him "Johnson, you need to sell some vibrators or you'll be fired." So Johnson goes out to sell vibrators.

The first house he went to was a redhead. She asked what he had and he showed her his lineup. She bought a small white vibrator for $20. The next house was a brunette so he showed her the lineup and she bought a medium black vibrator for $30. Johnson was on a roll so the next house he went to was a blonde woman. She asked how much for the silver one and he said $300. She thought about it, saw how big it was and thought it would be worth the money so she bought it.

When Johnson goes back to his boss, he tells him he sold $350 worth of vibrators. The boss asks how he did it and told him he sold a silver one for $300. The boss said, "A silver vibrator? We don't even have a silver vibrator!" So Johnson explained, "I know we don't. This dumb blonde bought my thermos for $300!"

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Not to be offensive kevin, but you are replying to almost everyones posts and bquoting them like you own and run this thread.

WHY ARENT YOU TALKING ABOUT LIMA BEANS AND KOALAS?

GET BACK ON TOPIC YOU DICK