General Chat / Fantasy Football 2013

Yeah...I knew I was in for a rough opening week when I saw Sproles have a big game Thursday while situated on my bench (wanted to see what his role would be with the Saints before I started him). Then, I checked the scoreboard halfway through the morning games and it was 105.5 to 15.6. Pittsburgh falls behind early, so I know Mendenhall won't get any touches. How about losing my #1 ranked kicker for the season on the first play of the game...then losing Amendola (who I actually had high hopes for) for the season as well. Top it off with watching Tolbert crawl off the field with under 2 minutes left....thankfully he looks to be OK.

Fucked thing is that I almost started Ben Tate over CJ because I wondered if CJ would be effective out of the gate after his holdout. Would have looked like a fucking genius if I had. But, I didn't.

Needless to say, I'm already all over the FA wire. Lovely fucking week for me.

Winners:

Deano (150.6)
tdub (131.2)
Kumba (127.3)
Phatage (123.8 )
JDP (113.1)
Top Gun (112.7)

Not Winners:

gir (86.2)
K0NG (92.9)
JKay (93.4)
Panther (94.7)
Comet (102.5)
Chapelz (104.7)

So the freaking British guy outscores us all?! Weird... Want more weird? I said id give people a bonus point for a 500 yard game or a 60+ yard field goal since the odds of those things happening are so slim ESPN does not even have that choice... Both happened on MNF... weird week...

Also I doubt I'll have time to post real weekly news updates on the site, so if any of you want to give it a shot you can. Just please include all teams and try to not talk about your own team to much.

I already thought about doing some update/news stuff since I still have LM. I'll try to hide my week 1 disappointment and be fair to everyone. Cocksuckers.

Yeah feel free. I still will be calling the shots, but your welcome to be the Biden to my Obama

If that's the way you see it. I'm not trying to run your league. Just add some flavor. Since you're always so busy and all.

BTW...Cam Newton can throw for 10,000 useless yards all he wants. Get in the end zone, bitch.

I'm drafting Brett Favre for lulz.

I think I know who I'm starting this week:

Yeah, any time a team is averaging Buffalo total yards per game....it's a must.

Looks like the winners will be...

Deano (2-0)
Kumba (2-0)
K0NG (1-1)
gir (1-1)
Chapelz (1-1)
Comet (1-1)

Not winners...

Panther (0-2)
JKay (0-2)
JDP (1-1)
tdub (1-1)
Phatage (1-1)
Top Gun (1-1)

So K0NG got lucky and Deano is just a beast. Myself I freaking love what I got from my team this week... aside from Gates laying an egg... Newton is the real deal, I was right about Jackson over Willis, I was basically right about the late D/ST switch and my bench, who I hated after the draft, has some serious potential now

Yeah, I guess I also got "lucky" in the DT league when my A team put up 161.4 points and my B team leads....oh yeah, Darren's A team by 13 going into tonight's game. Better hope Nicks has a good game (if he even plays) because I don't think the Rams D/ST and Josh Brown are gonna get shut out. And, I warned you about Gates this season...

God damnit K0NG, I want the Jets D/ST

Yeah, I guess I also got "lucky" in the DT league when my A team put up 161.4 points and my B team leads....oh yeah, Darren's A team by 13 going into tonight's game. Better hope Nicks has a good game (if he even plays) because I don't think the Rams D/ST and Josh Brown are gonna get shut out. And, I warned you about Gates this season...

That's not my A team, I don't have an A team because I would rather have both win, like in week one, when both your teams lost. Id say my odds tonight are like when you have three of a kind on the turn in poker and I have a gut-shot straight draw... so odds are it's a coin flip with our history

Thank God for Jeremy Maclin

Thank God for Jeremy Maclin

Unless you're an Eagles fan... Then he wrecked a great game with that last drop.

That's not my A team, I don't have an A team because I would rather have both win, like in week one, when both your teams lost. Id say my odds tonight are like when you have three of a kind on the turn in poker and I have a gut-shot straight draw... so odds are it's a coin flip with our history

Well, looking at the lineups of the two teams, I'd say that one is more stacked than the other. I tried to even mine out as much as possible too, but I figure that the Hookers give me a better shot at winning than the Wildmen do. Even though both my teams won this week while both of yours lost.
And, I'm still stoked at scoring 161.4 this week. And you think Deano is a beast....

Unless you're an Eagles fan... Then he wrecked a great game with that last drop.

...while i was wearing his jersey.
-JDP

I've lost my first 2 draft choices already.

Good news Jared, I found them. They're not lost...they're just on the team's IR.

It's about to be week 3 now. And, I got Darren H2H.

Ready for some football?

Dammit Deano, I can't fully enjoy being 3-0 when you do it too and score way more points while doing it

I guess im just a little lucky I'll face you on week 9 when you'll have no Lions... tho no AP or Newton for me...

K0NG yeah you'll beat me in DT, but like a couple of years ago I'll get you in the playoffs. In this league don't expect it to be easy, I have way more experience with this format.

So winners this week seem to be...

Deano
Kumba
Phatage
tdub
Comet
K0NG

Also you guys are welcome to write a league news post. I might get around to one sooner or later, but am fairly busy this time of year.