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Welcome to the 1st issue of the NE Fast Track Newsletter! The Fast Track Newsletter was made to update you on the latest things happening in the RCT and in the New Element community.

If you would like to contribute any news please contact anxious by PM, or by email at lumpmanbeck@hotmail.com.

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SPACE FOR RENT! Put your article of the latest news or an interview to be put on the NE Fast Track website and on the newsletter that gets sent to all NE Members!

++ _ MAIN PAGE | http://www.nedesigns.com _ ++

Due to the efforts by the former spotlight winning parkmaker, roomraider the Revolution Project became a reality. The project consists of a grand total of FIFTY micro parks. Featuring a total of 41 RCT1 microparks and nine new RCT2 microparks to keep everybody happy. So great job to all of those who participated in this mammoth, one of a kind project, and a major congratulations to roomraider for organizing.

++ _ FORUMS | http://forums.nedesigns.com _ ++

With a total of 434 members the NE forums are as lively as ever. Raven-SDI vs. Ann Bowman's Daily Column has sparked controversy in the Basic Forum. The Advertising District is still booming with parks by parkmakers and soon-to-be parkmakers.

Due to the virus that went around and took Gear Host down, and us with it. We've got a new Bug Report forum: if you find something wrong on the site, post there and we'll fix it.

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Thanks for reading this far, I'm very surprised you did! Please any feedback, questions, problems, hate mail, or naked pictures of your girlfriend can be sent to lumpmanbeck@hotmail.com

-anxious

Hmmm..... none of the links work for me. Is it just my retarted comp, or are others having this problem?

I have the same problem, Nothing works.

It works fine here....good little layout there....it looks like this is gonna be good...and big and stuff

BTW....im still workin on getting to that Writer's spot...

Well the format looks nice but there isn't any information there that I didn't already know from visiting the site. I guess this is just the first issue and setting up the format was the most important thing but I really think you should use this newsletter more as an oppurtunity to supplement what is already on the site. Maybe include a list of the parks released during that period with the names of the parkmakers and links to download them. That would be useful. Maybe a rap battle can be thrown in there since those are so popular now at NE. I don't know who the writers are, but some articles on trainers that people are working on or interviews with parkmakers or some of the major 'goings on' at other RCT sites would be good ideas for articles.

Well the format looks nice but there isn't any information there that I didn't already know from visiting the site. I guess this is just the first issue and setting up the format was the most important thing but I really think you should use this newsletter more as an oppurtunity to supplement what is already on the site. Maybe include a list of the parks released during that period with the names of the parkmakers and links to download them. That would be useful. Maybe a rap battle can be thrown in there since those are so popular now at NE. I don't know who the writers are, but some articles on trainers that people are working on or interviews with parkmakers or some of the major 'goings on' at other RCT sites would be good ideas for articles.

As anxious told me, Fast Track's aim is to sum things up and not give extra information
Don't worry tho, u can expect something to come

Nice Newsletter, maybe a little short.
I was lmao when I read this

With a total of 434 members the NE forums are as lively as ever.

it's dead here and we all know that. Any 'life' that's going on is about 90% useless conversation and hasn't much to do with NE or RCT...
u can find the same shit on every other website.

anyway,
I like this thing although I wouldn't call it a newsletter.

it's dead here and we all know that. Any 'life' that's going on is about 90% useless conversation and hasn't much to do with NE or RCT...
u can find the same shit on every other website.

Maybe if people like you pulled the thumb out of your collective asses and did something about it, instead of bitching like a useless whore, we might actually get somewhere.
Forii don't just magically fucking spring up and house all sorts of use[less]ful information; they have to be created, by people like you.
If you want more [lame-ass] topics about fucking RCT, go ahead and post them. Talk about scenery, or some other lame shit.
It'd be better then sitting there, bitching about how it's "dead" (possibly because you killed it).

If the people aren't commited to making a forum work, then, guess what? It won't.
Yes, it's fucking quiet here at times, but who's to blame? Not me, I'm posting my ass off, flaming retards, trying to inject some fucking life in this place.
What the fuck are you doing, besides bitching?
Please.
It's give and take, and you're just taking it up the ass without any consideration.

Sure, I'm trying to provoke a fucking reaction from you, because then, maybe, we'll have decent conversation.
Doubt it. You're probably too busy trying to ripoff Mala, or some shit.

Thing is - I fucking try, and you have no idea how hard, and people like you just sit in your little corners, not saying a fucking word, without any dedication or commitment.
Fuck you.

Oh, and the newsletter was whatever.

Git you dont know what the fuck you are talking about. Your saying all that shit to the wrong member. He does alot to try and get NE more lively and is one of the most deciated to the site I have ever met. So its not fuck posix, its fuck you.

The stupidity of some people amazes me, seriously. It's mainly their inherent inability to take a look at things, and see more then just face-value. Even when they're told to look closer, they don't. Even when they're told the Grand Masterplan, they ignore it, and see what they want to see, simplifying arguments, and creating a very narrow, very linear, very easy-to-understand worldview.

Guess what, ThemParkMaster? Jump on the retard truck, you fucked up big.

But thank's for the reply, I've been trying to get one like that for quite a fucking while, but this site is filled with bedwetting pussies.
But really? Die.

With a total of 434 members the NE forums are as lively as ever.

he said as lively as ever, he didn't say they were lively.
btw, dont fuck posix.

Git your the big bed wetting pussy.

You prance round here letting all these immature teenagers follow your posting patterns ass licking your every word. But really your full of shit and most people here are to blind to see it. Your full of utter crap and that reply was a perfect example of it. It didn't address the argument at all it was just full of 'big' words to try and make me look stupid. And then in the end, guess what you said. Die. Hmmmm, dont you think you have overused that phrase just a little bit now?

Stop telling me to see more then what is at face value. If you actualy knew anything about Posix you wouldn't have said the things you did to him. But you didn't.

And learn to spell my fucking name. There is no capitals on the 'P' of park or the 'M' of master. Fuck up.

btw, dont fuck posix.

Thats dirty!!


As for the newsletter, I liked it. Well I mean it was aight, but I could see things happenin with it!

This is beautiful.

Next time I want to do something half-way interesting, what do you want me to do? Email you? Put it in your action-items list?
I addressed the argument just fine - you're just too fucking retarded to see it. Why did I say what I said? Telling you would destroy the fucking point, asseater.
Oh, but wait, I already explained that.
And I already explained that you're too stupid to see past darkened glasses and two-way mirrors.
If you go back, and read my first fucking post, and actually pay attention, you might learn something.
But, probably not.

While we're on the subject, I don't "let" anyone lick my ass - I fucking take the piss out of them if they do.
If they want to idolise some uneducated stoner fuck, that's their problem.

If you want to be a retard, that's yours. Maybe if you'd stop taking things at face value, you'd realise the justification for pretty much everything I say, buttmunch.

"Big words"? Are you fucking stupid? After all the Buster piss-taking I do? Seriously, if you think I'm verbally pretentious, you clearly don't have any linguistic skills beyond the fourth grade.

But look at it this way, at least, next time, I'll know better. I'll write in big capital letters: IRONIC POST ALERT. Or, ULTERIOR MOTIVES LIE AHEAD. Or, I'M ONLY FUCKING POSTING THIS BULLSHIT TO PROVOKE A FUCKING REACTION FROM RETARDS SO I CAN VERBALLY ATTACK THEM.
Maybe that way, you won't quite fall into the trap.

Does it feel nice, to be so totally ignorant, and wholely close-minded? Or, well, just plain fucking dumb?
Sweet. Saves you having the time to think things through, decipher shit, saves you from reading between the fucking lines.

And, excuse me for trying to bring the remotest semblance of proper capitalisation into your name. God forbid you should look any less stupid then you do.

The day I stop twisting nards is the day I'm elected king of the world.
Yeah, that's right. March 3rd.

I dont have time to continue with this argument. You'd only end up wasting even more of your life typing 1000 word essays as combacks.

Just remind me how old you are again, what was that? 23?

You really need to get a fucking life.

The thing that really sickens me is that you think you are cool acting the way you do. I doubt you even are this person you pretend to be but some scrawny little geek with nothing better to do then wank over shitty japaneese anime porn and argue with teenagers.

I dont have time to continue with this argument. You'd only end up wasting even more of your life typing 1000 word essays as combacks.
Just remind me how old you are again, what was that? 23?
You really need to get a fucking life.
The thing that really sickens me is that you think you are cool acting the way you do. I doubt you even are this person you pretend to be but some scrawny little geek with nothing better to do then wank over shitty japaneese anime porn and argue with teenagers.

What a superbly astute observation.
...
You make good points.

what is wrong with anime porn?

Just remind me how old you are again, what was that? 23?

I thought he was 22.

some scrawny little geek with nothing better to do then wank over shitty japaneese anime porn

Yes. He's constantly telling me about some retarded anime stuff and how good it is.

Fuck you, Ty. I'm the one who's dissing anime. Seriously. What's with that "Ghost In The Shell" bullshit? Fucking sub-Blade Runner pile of shit.
It's not my fault Miyuu gives me mental orgasms.

Hang on a second, wasn't Ghost In The Shell a very old PS1 game? I think I had a demo for it, I loved it aswell...

Yep.. It was, actually. But it was based on the boring-ass movie.

I'm sure Blitz-Sama is going to be the next person to flame me for saying that.

On a completely unlrelated and wholely homosexual note:

DruggedNation: So, anyway, Hollywood is sexist.
Ty: Nah.
Ty: But, yes.
DruggedNation: Well, then, where's the female equivelent of Edward Norton? Look, I know women can act. If, act, means, "lie". So why is almost every Hollywood actress a big-titted retard? Especially that bitch Heather Graham who ruins every movie she's in. Except Bowfinger, where she plays herself.
Ty: I see.
DruggedNation: If you haven't seen that movie, you won't get the joke.
Ty: Anyway, Meryl Streep is gopod.
DruggedNation: I see. I don't want to watch old hags. I'm sexist.
Ty: Bigot.
DruggedNation: But really, there's no point even having a "Best Actress" award: They're all shit with no talent whatsoever. Pisses me off. Right the fuck off.
Ty: Everything pisses you off.
DruggedNation: Except for you, sweet cheeks.
Ty: Aww.