General Chat / Time Waster: Omegle...

"You: what up
Stranger: good
You: pelican?
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

"Stranger: hey heyç
You: hayyy gurl
Stranger: you ahd 50% chance but you got it wrong lolll
You: or did i? .....
Stranger: yeah sry
You: thats not what jesus told me
Stranger: what did he told you?
You: that you be a female
You: and have ginormous tits
You: he say this last thursday?
You: YOU REMEMBER
Stranger: actually no sry
You: aw:[
You: i think i am in love
Stranger: whit who jesus?
You: nahh
Stranger: with*
You: waffle fries
Stranger: lolll
You: this is not a laughing matter
Stranger: i do like them too but not that much
You: racist
Stranger: cant be perfect
You: i know someone who is
Stranger: who?
You: oprah
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: may be
Stranger: you come heer often?
You: nope
Stranger: here*
You: first time
Stranger: same
You: are you asian?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: canadian lol
You have disconnected."

"Stranger: hi
You: ay
Stranger: mf?
You: i'm black
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


"Stranger: hai
You: HAI
You: spicy?
Stranger: lezatos
You: pinga picante?
Stranger: la bredo lacantos
You: I WILL FIGHT YOU
Stranger: adios amigos
You: mariposa?
Stranger: are u f?
You: sii
Stranger: u name mariposa???
You: noooo tu;]
You: big boy;]]]
Stranger: i m boy...are guy???
You: no wai
Stranger: gay??
You: guys are gross
Stranger: homo
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


"Stranger: hey im 20 m looking for a girl with webcam
You: are you black?
Stranger: no
You: WTF
You have disconnected."



this is the most random one lol.
i actually think i was talking to someone from another country aha.

"Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 11/m/indonesia
You: fight me?
Stranger: no
You: i've got the body of richard simmons
You: combined with the mind of batman
You: and the hair of donald trump
You: dont wanna mess with this piece of sexy \m/
Stranger: Read stories
You?
You: nope
You: i'm black
Stranger: I am 18 years old, female, living in South Korea
You: so is my mom:/
Stranger: You're so young age, a lot of
You: i have cancer
You: my doctor made me get on this site
You: he said it would help make my nipples grow to normal size
Stranger: he said it would help make my nipples grow to normal size
You: i have nipple cancer
You: YOU FIND THIS FUNNY
You: you dick.
You: fancy a waffle?
Stranger: Not funny
You: really?
Stranger: yes
You: i thought it was quite amusing actually
You: us asians and our humor:[
You: i apologize
Stranger: Is this humorous fashion in your country?
You: well, only for about 74% of us
You: the rest just sit inside and play nintendo all day
Stranger: That's right, I actually was not funny Living in Korea
You: stupid smash brothers
You: fancy a waffle?
Stranger: This is not funny too much
You: i'm sorry
You: my brain is about the size of my asian manhood:/
Stranger: You got a name?
You: La Quaysha Jackson
You: but my friends call me Po Po Neesha
You: its my thug name
Stranger: Po Po Neesha??
You: yeahh. they only call me that on tuesdays though
Stranger: So, what I call you better off?
You: Shaqwanduh
You: dont call me Po Po Neesha, or my nipples will explode
Stranger: Shaqwanduh would you called?
검색
You: DONT DO IT
You: NO
You: AHHHHH
Stranger: haha why?
You: my left tit is hanging off of the ceiling fan:[
You: OH MY GOD
You: it just hit my cat!
You: he fell into a basket!
You: WTFHE JUST DIED
Stranger: So I'm trying very funny
You: i'm sorry babygirl
Stranger: Why Are You Sorry?
You: i want you happy
You: you mean everything to me sweetheart
Stranger: He said it feels good to hear?
You: okay WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM
Stranger: Taekwondo is not?
You: fancy a waffle?
Stranger: Taekwondo know??
You: yes
You: i am a Jedi master
Stranger: How do you know?
You: magic
You: jesus showed me
Stranger: you're Funny !!
You: NO I AM NOT
You: you racist
Stranger: no
Stranger: No, I'm not racist
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: It's like my brother thought it was cute
You: i'm sorry that you're a racist
Stranger: OK
You: AHA!
You: YOU ARE!
Stranger: You wonder how that would be like
You: you make me wonder
You: cutie;]
Stranger: You're a cutie-
You: thank you big boy
Stranger: Do you have siblings?
You: yes
Stranger: Lisa?, Brother? Both?
You: i have 8 brothers and 1 sister
You: but 9 of my brothers are gay, so it doesnt matter
Stranger: Really? If so, I have a lot
You: o rly?
Stranger: Gay?
You: happy?
Stranger: no
You: racist.
Stranger: I did not mean
You: MMHMM
You: i see how it is!
You: stop looking at my booty
Stranger: If you do not get me wrong I hope l do not want
You: you booty looker
Stranger: That sounds wrong to
You: you're the wrong one babygirl
Stranger: I'm going wrong?
You: fancy a waffle?
Stranger: Not say anything
You: WHAT THE F*** DO YOU HAVE AGAINST WAFFLES
You: YOU WAFFLE RACIST BASTARD
You have disconnected."

I know a dude who was really bored so he was juggling three or four omegle conversations at once, and connected two at more or less the same time and ended up chatting with himself. It was completely legit, he got a screencap of it. I might try to find it.

Here you go:

Edited by Dr_Dude, 06 October 2009 - 01:25 PM.

who the hell is that bored?

That's what I'd like to know. Isn't NE enough for you people? Or do you still feel bored afterwards?

so you can have NE and pokemon and whatever else it is you do, but i can't have NE and random chat site to log into occasionally?

Edited by Gwazi, 06 October 2009 - 04:32 PM.

Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, etc, are all things that I do away from the computer. When I'm using the computer, I spend time at NE, do homework, and play RCT. I don't do much of anything else on the computer.

Stranger: asl.
You: 14/h/uk.
Stranger: h?
You: herm.
Stranger: whats herm?
You: hermaphrodite.
Stranger: that means.....
You: and you call yourself a pedophile. hmph!

then i disconnected. forgot to copy/paste that.

Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, etc, are all things that I do away from the computer. When I'm using the computer, I spend time at NE, do homework, and play RCT. I don't do much of anything else on the computer.

k well away from the computer i do homework, school, baseball, weightlifting, hang out with friends, music/guitar, and xbox.

at the computer i go on NE, and sometimes play RCT. and its also fun to do this kind of stuff sometimes.

yeah its not from boredom.

Edited by Gwazi, 06 October 2009 - 04:44 PM.

][ntamin22's conversation was interesting. I agree with him, to everyone else you would be exactly the same person after being teleported, but to yourself you would die in the process, and anything that comes afterward would just be a copy, which is fine and dandy for everyone else, but sucks for you. That's why Stargates > transporters.

There was a new Outer Limits episode about this (and a movie starring Christian Bale...) where a teleporter fails to destroy the original person, and it becomes an ethical issue about whether that person should be killed.

^ The Prestige is easily one of my favorite movies.

Ok i went to this, engaged in a few chats, realized its pathetic, and never plan on returning.

pretty good one here:

Stranger: inb4asl
You: WHAT WHAT IN THE
Stranger: NOW WHAT>
Stranger: wat is this i dont even
You: oh god
You: i've made a terrible mistake
You: <3
Stranger: Umm, okey dokey.
You: agree?
Stranger: Probably, yes.
You: good
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I'm bored.
You: so
Stranger: Entertain me
You: what is truth?
Stranger: The truth is that which is not a lie.
Stranger: amidoinitrite?
You: a lie to whom?
Stranger: A lie to anyone.
You: hkmh
You: if you lie to yourself, does that make it true though?
Stranger: No, that's ignorance.
Stranger: Well, kinda
You: how so?
Stranger: Well, you're ignoring the truth.
Stranger: IE: ignorance
You: so if you believe in creationism
You: even if you know it's not true
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Who the hell belives in creationism?
You: bible pushers!
You: does that make someone ignorant though? probably right
Stranger: Everybody knows the world was created by a giant flying spaghetti monster.
You: well, that's one theory
Stranger: The only theory.
Stranger: Well, the only theory with any potential.
You: big bang theory has no potential?
Stranger: Nope.
You: well god damn
Stranger: Indeed.
You: education should be more open-minded
Stranger: I guess so.
You: but then...its okay to be a creatoinist?
Stranger: No, there is only one true religion.
You: religion = life?
Stranger: life = death?
Stranger: religion = death?
You: religion = death???
Stranger: :O
You: ooooo
Stranger: OH
You: is there a meaning to life?
Stranger: EM
Stranger: GEE
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Life is pointless
Stranger: So there is no meaning
You: so why do you keep living?
You: to propogate your genes?
Stranger: I like to make other people miserable.
You: there is your own meaning then
Stranger: But... it still...
Stranger: something...
Stranger: I don't know
You: hmm
You: sometimes there are no answers
Stranger: No
Stranger: There are always anwers.
You: are there?
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: Yes
You: like how many digits pi goes to?
You: is there an answer?
Stranger: It goes to infite.
Stranger: Durrrr...
You: how do you know it doesn't end?
You: no one's ever proved it
Stranger: Because the calculator says so.
You: cmon even the calculator rounds off
Stranger: No it does not.
Stranger: The calculator is all powerful.
You: calculator = religion?
Stranger: Calculator = Death?
You: scary thoughts my friend
You: perhaps it is
Stranger: Indeed they are.
You: we should revert to an agrarian lifestyle!
You: and live in small communes
Stranger: Or, you could explain what agrarian is
You: agricultural
Stranger: 'Cuz I don't knkow
Stranger: Ok, well that sounds boring
You: so in a sense, in the world today, we are being controlled by technology
You: we are the means for technology to reproduce
You: we get smarter and smarter to make better and better technology
You: until one day, technology can reproduce on its own
You: and then humans are useless
Stranger: Actually, if you've seen the Matrix, the robots will use us for energy.
Stranger: And I'll get to be Neo.
You: but they can use the sun
You: and heat from within the earth
You: and who knows what else
Stranger: No, we blocked off the sun
Stranger: And eventually the heat from the earth will fade away.
Stranger: Humans are re-something...
Stranger: What's the word?
You: ?
Stranger: Hmmm...
You: renewable?
Stranger: There ya go.
You: i suppose
Stranger: I couldn't think of it for some reason.
You: but if technology can create itself, why do they need us?
Stranger: They need us for energy! You haven't seen the Matrix have you?
You: can't they use themselves for fuel?
You: i have seen the matrix, though only the first and second
Stranger: Well, then you should remember why they need us.
Stranger: They human body produces electricity.
Stranger: So, they harvest that electricity.
You: they could use something more efficient though
You: like plants
You: humans are very inefficient
You: we aren't ideal
Stranger: But the plants died when we blotted out the sun
You: ok, then bacteria
Stranger: Bacteria can't live without some sort of host.
Stranger: Without people or plants, what do they eat?
You: bacteria can live off hydrogen sulfide from the earth
Stranger: Well, you'd need a lot of bacteria wouldn't you?
You: they could, in effect, create a whole new atmosphere which only they can survive in
Stranger: But... but... I like the Matrix.
You: the first movie was good, i'll admit it
Stranger: If you haven't finished it, then you have no right to judge it.
Stranger: >:(
You: cmon the third movie was just awful though, amirite?
Stranger: How would you know?
You: word of mouth
Stranger: I thought it was quite hilarious.
You: i thought the chronicles of narnia was hilarious
You: talking badgers man
Stranger: Who doesn't want to see a bajillion Smiths duking it out with Neo?
Stranger: But that was a classic.
Stranger: You should read the books
You: maybe
You: constantine was a good movie too imo
You: completely different subject though
Stranger: Never seen it, I think.
You: it also has keanu in it
Stranger: Who?
You: keanu reeves, the guy who plays neo
Stranger: I'm not very good with actors.
You: it is about god and the devil waging a war with each other on earth
Stranger: Ooh, who won?
Stranger: Wait, don't tell me
Stranger: I'll watch it myself some time.
You: ok, it's pretty interesting
You: no matter what you think about religion
Stranger: Eh, whatever.
Stranger: I'm getting bored.
You: aight sir, i hope i entertained you enough
Stranger: Eh, it wasn't the best, but it was ok.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Sup Brah?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: u?
You: nothin'..
You: so.. uh..
You: I herd u liek Mudkipz?
Stranger: mudkipz?
You: yeah, mudkipz..
You: you know.. the Pokemon..?
Stranger: ohh...
Stranger: i only know old school pokemon, sorry
You: yeah, I'm more for the old schoolers too
You: like pidgeot and shit
You: those original 151 are beasts.
Stranger: i know right
You: I hate it now, there's like.. what? 4534342 pokemon now?
Stranger: eh
Stranger: more like 80340382038493
Stranger: or sumthin like that
You: yeah, it's rediculous..
You: how are you supposed to catch 'em all when you'll be 83 by the time you've memorised all of their names?

Stranger: lol
Stranger: right?
You: so, anyways, Pokemon aside..
You: I herd you liek RCT?
Stranger: rct?
You: *sigh*
You: nevermind.
You: I herd you liek Runescape?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: idk
Stranger: heard of it but never played it
You: *sigh*
You: you're a noob..
Stranger: and sorry i dont know any gaming terms :/
You: a level fucking 3 noob.
Stranger: i am a n00b
You: NARB!!!! STFU!!!! IFKUWAFHPAISIRUYA!!!
You: !!!!!!

50000 cookies if you can figure out what my last string of letters means...

^that wasnt really funny

and..?

sorry, i thought this convo was rather funny:

Stranger: hey m/f?
You: Pick one:
A) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a female
Male (not horny) looking to speak with a male
C) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a male
D) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a female
E) Male (horny) looking to speak with a female
F) Male (horny) looking to speak with a male
G) Female (horny) looking to speak with a male
H) Female (horny) looking to speak with a female
Stranger: E
You: haha how could i have guessed! cuz nobody around here ever has the decency to keep their hormonal desires to themselves or to their partners!
Stranger: and you are?
You: oh i'm sorry should i dumb it down a bit for you? i said "i didn't know brah, cuz i'm not horny like you is"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wierdest Conversation Ever, I acted like a total retard and had alot of fun:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Oh, so you think your so cool and on top using a capital H huh?!
Stranger: AHAAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Crazy
You: Calm, down I was only kidding. Plus I just cleaned up.
Stranger: A ok
Stranger: Where you live?
You: Mars
Stranger: lo
You: I live there to
You: I am also super rich and own a country ten times the size of asia
Stranger: Ronaldo...
You: It is entirely populated by dwarfs and lego minifigures
Stranger: HAAHA
You: And no, it is called awesome land, I built it out of straws
You: and cardboard scraps
Stranger: Have Taxes?
You: No, awesome land is too awesome for taxes
You: still on?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I'm admired
You: awesome land consists of three states, disneyland, my house, and starwarsland. It has an average GDP of 9.98
Stranger: Are you a king?
You: no, I am a prime minister, no jiggly people are allowed on my supercontinent.
Stranger: Hm... and you work?
Stranger: or just sleep?
You: Are you kidding me, being an astronaut/cowboy/fireman is the most importand job there is, desintegrating aliens with plasma rifles, desintegrating bandits with plasma rifles, and desintegrating fires with plasma rifles is a hard job. I often run out of AA batteries and my spaceship/cruise linear needs them to run.
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: You are very important
You: Yes, do you want to live on my super continent?
Stranger: yes how?
You: For a simple fee of 5 cents, you can be living in a dictorial wasteland, uhh I mean beautiful paradise.
You: A simple question, why does it take awhile for you to type?
You: Meep! Meep! Meep!
You: I'm Hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *Rips extremely loud fart*
You: talk!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I'm Hungry!
Stranger: so eat
You: Meep!
You: *Rips extremely loud and smelly fart*
You: My name is Ed!
You: I have gas problems
You: Please don't leave!
You: *fart*
You: *FART!*
Stranger: so fuel
You: I NEED MORE BEANS! I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fart*
Stranger: that's tower,hang on,boy
You: I'm not a boy, I'm a spongebob
Stranger: yeah,i'm mr.snoopy
You: So am I
Stranger: ....
You:
You: Or am I?
You: Yes, no?!
You: *farts*
You: :F
You:
Stranger: enemy approach
Stranger: please ready to battle
You: <('o')> [[]] [[]] [[]]
You: My plasma rifle just ran out of AA batteries
Stranger: how about your secondary weapone
You: I sold it for 2.99 at the kwik-e mart
Stranger: oh my god,so run!
Stranger: run,gump
You: Wait, I still have some car batteries
You: and a match
You: and rubbing cement
Stranger: oh my god,we are heavily attacked
Stranger: communication disconnect pls try again
Your conversational partner has disconnected

...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: favorite color
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: the visible spectrum?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Okay, so I actually tried this, and for the most part it sucked. It took about thirty minutes to actually get a decent conversationalist.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: "HI"
You: is there anyone here who isn't looking for a sex chat?
Stranger: me
You: thank god!
Stranger: i dom't like it
You: i think its stupid
Stranger: yeah, I think so.
You: so, now what?
Stranger: hmmm.....
Stranger: introducyion?
Stranger: introduction
You: oh, i thought you speaking spanish
Stranger: sorry,-
Stranger: and, what now?
You: well, it's 2:30am and im bored. thats why im here
Stranger: where are you?
Stranger: I'm in thailand and now is 3:38pm
You: sweet!
You: usa
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I like USA
You: ive always wanted to do a tour of Asia
You: just hit every country except N. Korea
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what counter you most like?
Stranger: country
Stranger: sorry, sometimes I typed wrong
You: no big deal. i've always wanted to visit Japan
Stranger: yeah, a great country,isn't it?
You: amazing. so much anime...
Stranger: ha!
Stranger: I want to go to Russia
Stranger: but I don't understand the language - - -
You: the Western half, im guessing?
Stranger: yeah, sort of
Stranger: I learned in Gergraphy class
Stranger: geography
You: yeah, Eastern Russia isn't too impressive, even if Sarah Palin claims she can see it from her house.
You: well, it was nice talking to you, but i should probably go to bed.
Stranger: OK, good night.
You: good afternoon.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected