General Chat / Time Waster: Omegle...

One of the few people who aren't looking for a sex-talk. I kept on ending the conversation with a jackass on the other side. I also hate how it takes 45 minuits to get a decent conversation going.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: Where r u from
You: USA
You: Where r u from?
Stranger: I'm from Canada
You: Which region
Stranger: Ontario
You: Ever been to Paramount Canada's Wonderland?
Stranger: Yes it's fun!!!!
You: What's your favorite ride, I like the Behemoth, its a B&M hyper.
Stranger: Yeah i heard it's good i haven't been there in a while
You: Well, what rides did you go on when you were there? They just built that coaster last year
Stranger: I can't remember but one was u ride in a tire & u go down this river & u get soaked
You: Was it a river rapids like ride?
Stranger: Yeah!!!
You: I was never a real fan of those but they are fun and get you soaked!! I prefer flume rides though.
Stranger: Yeah i like roler coasters but haven't really been on them
You: I prefer wooden coasters, have you been to any other parks?
Stranger: I've been to ontario place & one in quebec but i can't remember the name
You: I've been to six flags great america, it has an awesome wooden coaster called the viper. I know alot about rollercoasters.
Stranger: That's cool so u must have been on a lot
You: I have been on a modest amount of coasters, I just look them up on the web and learn about them at the rcdb
Stranger: that's cool what else do u like to do
You: I play baseball every once in awhile, I also build models and mil-sim
Stranger: Wow you like to do a lot yeah i like sports and stuff
You: Do you watch football?
Stranger: yeah sometimes my favorite team is argos
You: What league is that in, I like the Chicago Bears and The Colts
Stranger: i'm not sure they are the toronto argos. i've heard of those teams
You: Yeah, the bears and colts are in the NFL,
Stranger: ok my friend told me that's what there in
You: Is it really cold in ontario?
Stranger: yeah it does but since i live more south it's not that bad but yes i am freezing
You: It is kinda cold here too, anyways I have to go.
You have disconnected.

You: heeeeeeelllo
Stranger: hi
You: whera re u from?
You: where are you from*
Stranger: finland
You: ok
Stranger: you?
You: germany
Stranger: hail hitler

lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: im starving
You: you should eat
Stranger: i know, but im so tired so i dont have the enegry to do that
You: should I get some meat and put it into my CD drive?
You: would that work?
Stranger: i dont know, try it
You: ok... one moment please
You: Dammit, I can't close the drive anymore
Stranger: well, im still straving
Stranger: whatcha going to do about it?
You: dunno.
You: Maybe a picture works
You: http://www.chennaion...uffet01-big.jpg
Stranger: haha was that the best photo you could find..? haha
You: yeah, I'm not really motivated to search more extensive
You: Because I have no energy too
Stranger: oh.. i thought you cared about me? but i guess you dont
You: Sure I care for you, I fucked up my CD drive
You: IS
You: Isn't that careful enough?
Stranger: yeah, i guess you right.. but my mom has made me some food, so im going to eat now. im veryvery thankful you tried to help me though. i gotta go :-)
Stranger: nice talking to you food-guy
You: Best regards to your mom!
You: cya

That's fun ^^

"MFG"

What is wrong with this person/pedifile?

Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 'no
Stranger: no?
Stranger: are you a dick?
You: what the hell? that is a strange question to ask...
Stranger: are u a fanny?
Stranger: i like fanny?
Stranger: or dick....
Stranger: its all the same
Stranger: my name is amar patel
Stranger: add me on fb
You: ok?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello there.
Stranger: ah herro
You: how's it goin?
Stranger: good. i want chocolate icecream so bad
Stranger: you?
You: hm, that DOES sound good.
You: Just sitting here.
Stranger: oh yues
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ask?
Stranger: asl
You: 16 m us, you?
Stranger: i fail at typing today
Stranger: 15 f canada
Stranger: would you like to ride cats with me.
You: how do I ride a cat?
Stranger: you fucking mount it.
Stranger: then tell it to giddy up.
You: hmm. seems kind of challenging, seeing as most cats are rather small.
Stranger: thats why you get the big ones
Stranger: i have a lion.
Stranger: and a polar bear, but thats not a cat.
You: oh really? how's that working out?
Stranger: fucking awesome! i sleep with it every night.
Stranger: i got him for christmas
You: I wish I had a lion.
Stranger: you can borrow mine
You: ah, sweet!
Stranger: (:
You: does he drive?
Stranger: no, hes still a youngster
You: oh, because he needs to find someway to get down here.
Stranger: bawh
Stranger: ill send him telepathically
You: oh, even better!
Stranger: yea!
You: you got all of this covered.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but i have to go make eggs right nao. so farewell
You: see ya.

I still want that lion.

Stranger: sta?
You: wtf?
Stranger: sta?
You: wtf?
Stranger: sta
You: wtf
Stranger: STA
You: WHAT IS THAT?! LOL

#

Stranger: [Taking 1:00 Break Before Sending Virus 2.84]
Stranger: [Break Over]
You: hihi
Stranger: [Sending Virus]
You: not really funny little child
Stranger: [10%]
Stranger: [80%]
Stranger: [100%]
Stranger: [Installing]
Stranger: [Install Failed]
Stranger: [Closing Database]
You: [being removed from Kaspersky]

Edited by Turbin3, 15 January 2010 - 05:49 PM.

Fucking hell omegle got boring. Last time I was on people were typing faaast now they're slow shits. It's boring.

Omegle is fun for trolling, but I run into a meaningful conversation every once in a while.

DELETE

DELETE

Omegle is one of my fav ways of trolling,a friend of mine used a programm and a gif of Justin Bieber and gained a lot of teen lesbians and other tasty stuff.
Well one of my hightlights was when 9 year old girl asked me if I`d like to lick her feet and a seven year old,who said strange stuff that kinda indicated that she was raped by her mother.Although I doubt both were that young.

I troll on it all the time, like this:

You: I am the Oracle, you may ask me a question.
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: whats the meaning of life?
You: To become overpopulated parasites.
Stranger: no.
Stranger: no it's not
Stranger: damn oracle is broken again.

Stranger: hi 31 m Egypt
You: Hey, I know you!
Stranger: really?
Stranger: who are you
You: You are 31 meters tall right? I saw an obelisk that looked like you.
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: ur funny
Stranger: im laughed now
You: You're made of limestone and granite, right?
Stranger: yes