General Chat / Time Waster: Omegle...

http://omegle.com/

Quote:
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

very odd, interesting service..

also makes for some hilarious convos, feel free to post them


First one I got was this...

Stranger: hi
You: heylo
Stranger: do u like big butts?
You: can't lie
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I've had fun all day.

And there are a TON of Brazilians using it... for whatever reason, lol. Was made a couple days ago by some 18 year old kid in MI or MN...

Whoa, that was me on the other end!

No, not really. I did just had a lovely chat about Coke with a guy/girl/bot. It relieved some boredom I suppose.

Man, people on there are kind of boring Im afraid.

Stranger: hey
You: oh really?
Stranger: no
You: k
Stranger: not really
You: yarly
Stranger: usa?
You: canadia
Stranger: alright
You: its actually a region in australia
You: not canada lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this guy keeps trying to get me to call a phone number. Says it's a real funny computer program, but I'm not buying it.

Stranger: ontd
You: hello
Stranger: ontd? fbrt? 4chan?
Stranger: ..brasil...?
You: usa
Stranger: damn nigga

Stranger: Oh\
You: hello
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: i knew it was going to be you
You: creepy huh?
Stranger: Hey, do you believe in fate?
Stranger: or coincidence?
You: hm, fate?
Stranger: Have you ever read the Illuminatus Trilogy?
Stranger: ok well
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: 14/f/cali
Stranger: ...ok
Stranger: hi
Stranger: my name is boxxy
Stranger: wuts yours?
You: your name is boxy?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: why?
Stranger: is that an uncommon name for you?
You: it seems uncommon for anyone.
Stranger: well.. haha
Stranger: sorry..
Stranger: it's not my real name.
You: i figured.
Stranger: it's just like a psuedonym
Stranger: U KNOW WHAT I mean
Stranger: so whats your name?
You: stefano
You: it's not my real name
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i figured.
Stranger: so how did you find out about omegle?
Stranger: i read about it on a blog
You: i found out on the internet
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: which um... part? of the internet?
Stranger: the internet is a pretty big series of tubes you know..
You: the internet has parts? tubes? huh?
Stranger: well, did you read it on a website? did you hear it in a chat? did you hear it from a firend in email? and advertisement? spam?
Stranger: there are many sources
You: i found it on a website.

The second one ended with the Stranger sending me hundreds of IMs of obscenities.

You: HI
Stranger: hello
Stranger: m/f
You: whaa?
Stranger: male or female dick fuck
Stranger: welll.... ball sucker
Stranger: jack ass go die
Stranger: i spit on ur grave
You: maybe later
You: thast great
Stranger: will do

wharra jolly nice fellow.

Stranger: Haaaaaaai
You: GAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hmmmm.

Stranger: hi random stranger
You: hi random stranger
You: my name is joey.
You: whast yours>
Stranger: my name is john
You: awesome
Stranger: and i'm a cat
You: ive been eating wood chippings since the age of six
Stranger: hm
You: what kind of cat/
Stranger: sounds interesting
Stranger: an cat with a hangover
You: yes.
You: awesome.
Stranger: im sleeping in wood chippings
You: your grammar disgusts me
You: get out of my sight
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: i'm a cat, asshole
You: WHERE
You: i know a guy who put a cat in a washing machine
You: it died.
Stranger: i would like to see you writing with these fucking pads
Stranger: well
Stranger: then your friend must be an asshole as well
You: correct.
You: i have no fingers, douchebag.
You: this is toe typing
You: and i know a guy who can do it evn faster than me
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: that's me
You: yes.
Stranger: i'm faster at everything
Stranger: well
Stranger: shit
Stranger: not at everything
You: i can guess your fast at THAT.
You: winner
You: fell right into that opne.
You: dqmn toes.
Stranger: man..
You: woman.
Stranger: my brain's not working right now
Stranger: really?
You: no.
You: IM CALLED JOEY YOU NOOB!
You: im full of keys.
Stranger: you're a woman writing with your toes and eating wood chippings?
You: no!
Stranger: i'm full of love
You: where do you guys get this bullcrap from
You: seriously
You: typing with my toes
You: whart a crock o shit.
Stranger: your grammar disgusts me
You: your grandma disgusts me.
Stranger: because she's having alzheimer?
Stranger: asshole
You: there we go agian
You: terrible grammar.
You: and terrible knowledge of alzheimers.
Stranger: english isn't my native language
Stranger: i have an excuse
You: mine niether.
You: im french.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i don't like french
Stranger: do you say 'alzheimers'?
Stranger: with an 's'?
Stranger: strange
You: got me in a nutshell.
Stranger: hm
Stranger: you're pathetic
Stranger: don't you have something better to do than hang around in stupid chats and talking trash?
Stranger: hanging around
You: hey im being kept in a cellar
You: what do you expecct me to do.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: that's an excuse
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alzheimer's_disease
You: you just got pwned.
You: cause i was right
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: what a shame
You: dont use the lords name in vein
You: bitch

and one from my friend;

Razza•Ryah•RyRy•Ryman•Rymah♪ says (12:02):
*Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you black?
Stranger: yes
You have disconnected.
*ahh

Credits.
SSSammy as: You
Ryman as :You (last quote only)
Apoligies if anybody was offended by the fun we were having. neither of us are racist, or humoured by alzheimer's.

...You're an idiot.

... correct.

i don't do this, but a high school buddy posted one in a facebook note that i thought MA might enjoy.

So there's this service called Omegle that just hooks you up with a random stranger to chat. Last night I had an awesome philosophical conversation with someone. I thought I'd share it here and see what people thought:

Stranger: if you went through a transporter that destroyed every atom in your body and recreated it in exactly the same quantum configuration, would you be the same person?
Stranger: most people say no, i say yes
You: that one really depends on whether you believe in the spirit or the soul or whatever
Stranger: life is an abstraction of emotions and ideas on an underlying platform of deterministic particles
You: if you believe that sentience is simply the result of the structures and systems of our body, then yeah, you'd be the same
You: whether the you that got destroyed would become the you that came out on the other side is a very different question
Stranger: it's just like printing another copy of a book
Stranger: your atoms are like the paper and ink
Stranger: your sentience / spirit / soul is the meaning of the sentences in it
You: yeah, but if you went in, would you yourself experience coming back out?
Stranger: no, you wouldn't realize anything had happened
Stranger: if you made a copy of yourself, both you and the copy would think they were the original
You: but for a moment you didn't exist
Stranger: right
Stranger: so in a sense it's like time travel
Stranger: because you perceive that no time has passed, but it's actually later
You: but I don't think you would be the one in the new body, it'd be something else that acts exactly like you
You: totally imperceptible to anyone else
You: that you are anything different
Stranger: but if it both acts and thinks exactly like me, then it is me, by definition
You: but I think that... the actual entity experiencing it would be something different though totally identical to you
You: because your specific experience vanishes when the body was destroyed
Stranger: "you" is just a word that denotes a sequence of mental states
Stranger: so the continuation of those states is "you" regardless of how it's implemented
You: alright, look at it this way, what is actually experiencing those mental states
Stranger: you are
You: right
Stranger: so...
You: so if you somehow made an exact clone of yourself, there'd be the you in your original body, and a different but wholly distinct you in the other body
Stranger: yes...
You: and you'd only experience what your original body does
Stranger: but they're both you..
Stranger: there's literally two of you
You: yes, but you are still only seeing out of one set of eyes and experiencing only one set of input from the sense
You: s
You: while something else is inside that other body, experiencing those inpus
You: *inputs
Stranger: right, but that sentence is separately true for each "you" in a different way
Stranger: i think we kind of hit a wall trying to analyze the situation because the language doesn't provide any way to describe what's really happening
You: exactly, and as long as both copies existed, the two yous would almost immediately no longer be identical
You: and each would believe it was the original
Stranger: right
You: but each is a wholly separate existence
Stranger: yes i agree with that
You: and if one dies, the existence that is experiencing from that you no longer exists
Stranger: ok
You: so the way I see your original teleport question is this:
You: experience 1 walks into the teleporter
You: experience 1 dies/ends as the body is destroyed
You: out of the teleporter comes an identical body that is experience 2
You: experience 2 believes for all intents and purposes that it walked into the teleporter and emerged unharmed
You: because it has all previous memories and whatnot
You: but your original experience no longer exists and has died
Stranger: so, let's say in Universe 1 the teleporter works as you described
Stranger: and in Universe 2, the teleporter preserves the single experience
Stranger: and just moves that experience to a new location
Stranger: i'm claiming there is no actual difference between universes 1 and 2
Stranger: except for the terminology we choose to describe them
You: to anyone observing the operation of the teleporter there is no difference
You: for all they can see the person that walks in is the person that walks out
Stranger: to whom is there a difference?
You: the person that walks in
Stranger: no, because you can't tell which universe you're in
Stranger: in either one you come out of the teleporter as if nothing had happened
You: okay, so think of the teleporter as working like this
You: it's a cloning machine that just happens to destroy the original body that walks in
You: the clone believes it is the original, as does everyone who observes the experiment
You: but the person who walks in dies
Stranger: words like "dies" and "survives" imply a false dichotomy in this case - we don't really have a good word for what happens to the person who walks in
Stranger: it resembles death in some ways but not in the important ones
You: but you do acknowledge that something happens to them? and that the existence that is in the new body is distinct (though identical) to the old one?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but it's just like moving a file from one hard drive to another
Stranger: behind the scenes, the computer writes a copy and deletes the original
Stranger: but there's an abstraction on top of that which we accurately describe as "moving"
Stranger: and it's the same file
You: true
You: but what if the original wasn't deleted?
You: which is the original now?
Stranger: you can call one of them the original, but since they're the same file that label doesn't really imply anything
Stranger: i'm getting really sleepy though
You: yeah, me too
Stranger: i will have to think about it some more
You: it's 3 here
Stranger: it's 12 here
You: you west coast usa?
Stranger: yeah, SF bay area
You: cool, I'm in ohio
Stranger: do you have AIM?
You: yeah, but I never really use it
You: I think we're just going to have to leave our conversation where it ended
Stranger: sounds good
You: pleasure philosophizing with you
Stranger: same
Stranger: have a good night :-)
You: you as well

Another Portugese:

You: Bonjour.
Stranger: bonjour
Stranger: vc fala portugues
Stranger: ?
You: You mean you're Portugese?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay, that's 2 Brazillians and 2 Portugese so far.
Stranger: kkkk
Stranger: vocÊ é francesa
You: What?
Stranger: ?
You: I'm not that good at Portugese. Do you want me to speak French, or what?
Stranger: i'm not french
Stranger: bad bad
Stranger: ta ruuim
Stranger: !
Stranger: ;D
You: Yeah, sure?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: o.O

^^you know,
that is extraodinanry.

Edited by SSSammy, 04 April 2009 - 02:57 PM.

Stranger: BAJINGO
You: SHWOO SHWISH
Stranger: I HATE U
You: I HATE YOU.
You: I SAID IT IN THE QUEENS ROYAL ENGLISH
You: I WIN.
Stranger: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE QUEENS ROYAL ENGLISH TURD
You: I DO
You: I AM THE QUEEN
Stranger: I WILL STAB U WITH A BANANA IN THE ASS
You: now your talking.
You: lets ask,
Stranger: ask what
You: how much harder is it, and how much of your pathetic, lonely life will be wasted, by typeing the "y" and the "o" in "you"?
Stranger: UR MORE PATHETIC TO CARE ABOUT IT IN AN ONLINE CHAT
Stranger: ITS NOT LIKE IM FILING A REPORT OR A MAKING RESEARCH U DUMB FUCK
You: swearings real clever
You: you know that
You: ?
Stranger: YEAH
You: FUCK
You: BASTARD
You: my iq has just risen by 4
You: or is that diminished by 16
You: its hard to tell.
Stranger: STILL GOT A LONG WAY TO GET TO 0
Stranger: WORK HARDER GEEK
You: no thanks
You: im not the one with a coombover.
Stranger: OH RIGHT UR THE QUEER
You: you have me very sadly misinterpreted if you think im a geek.
You: queer, i can talk
You: take*
You: all though im straight.
You: im not childish enough to use a sexuality as an insult.
Stranger: it pissed you off that i didnt include Y and O
You: no.
You: just saddens me
You: that most of the population cant make the slightest of movements to make a word that bit more intelligent.
Stranger: you
Stranger: now ur happy ?
You: no.
Stranger: WHY
You: you should have put youre
You: extra points if you put in the apostraphe
Stranger: so you love english ?
You: english is a subject i consider myself to perform well in, yes.
You: you love idiocy?
Stranger: it's funny
Stranger: but english is such a boring subject isn't it
You: its funny if youre not the noob being the idiot.
You: and no not really.
You: just cause you find it difficult reading simple sentances without lazy abreiviations
You: is that why you take so long to reply?
You: or is it that youre trying to fidn something witty to say?
Stranger: its newb not noob
You: nope.
You: noob it is im afraid.
Stranger: BOOB IT IS
You: its not in the dictionary, i an spell it how i like
You: your such a let down.
Stranger: ur not the only person im talking to
Stranger: you enjoy talking about english
Stranger: ur a fuckin geek
You: youre not the only person im verbaly pissing on.
You: you enjoy talking about homoerotica,
You: and your just a dissapointment
Stranger: http://www.mid.muohi...mages/geek2.jpg this is what you look like, AM I RIGHT?
Stranger: you were ur pants up to ur titties dont you
Stranger: AND YOU ENJOY TALKING ABOUT ENGLISH
You: i dont wear trousers
You: ever.
Stranger: how retarded is that
You: about as retarded as your speech.
You: thast not me by the way
You: thats my friend
You: john.
Stranger: ur boyfriend ?
Stranger: you ended up doing ur friend cause no chick would go out with you
You: nah
You: im afraid thast not true.
Stranger: MAYBE IF YOU CHANGE YOUR HOBBY WHICH IS TALKING ABOUT ENGLISH SOMEONE MIGHTVE LIKED YOU
You: and, at what point did i say i was male?
You: you are simply repulsive
You: you know that
You: my hobby is talking to douchebags like you.
Stranger: you love english
Stranger: so shut up
You: then trying to think why that was a good wa to spen an entire saturday
Stranger: you enjoy discussing spelling mistakes
You: discussing?
You: i do believe you couldnt think up a suitiable comeback
You: so i believe it was a verbal slap.
Stranger: it was?
You: yeah.
Stranger: WAS IT:?
You: YES.
You: i can use caps lock too.
Stranger: CAN U
You: yep.
You: dude, when was the last time you left the house?
You: not including those times you needed to urinate.
Stranger: why do you think im at home?
You: because im going to assume that you have a very timid personality but want to be more confident so you are still
trying to dominate an argument that i am clearly winning.
You: scared to leave your house.
Stranger: and you leave your house to take a leak?
You: no
You: i have a bathroom in mine
You: see the subtle humour.
You: i guess not.
Stranger: winning?
Stranger: ur not winning
You: nah im not the one whos fingers are too fat too type two extra letters.
You: why are you still here then?
Stranger: and you said you werent pissed about that
Stranger: because im enjoying this
You: so your like a peasant
You: luk he uzez lng wrds we dnt undrstnd
You: int it fnny
Stranger: DONT ENGLISH YOU JACKASS
Stranger: INSULT*
You: even with teh correction the statement makes no percievable sense.
Stranger: but you get the idea dont you
You: no
You: i dont
You: i dont speak peasant...
Stranger: it aint my fault your stupid
You: it aint my fault youre inbread.
Stranger: so seriously, what other stuff you like to talk about, other than english
You: youd like to hear me say trains.
You: but i talk about whatevers on the radar.
Stranger: for example?
You: i am capable of talking about mroe than one thing.
You: for example, global economics.
Stranger: meh
You: yes, meh.
You: are you going to leave anytime soon?
Stranger: maybe after 15-20mins
You: cause this is fast becoming a spectator sport.
Stranger: yea, lets talk about english
You: i have to go dust my star tek memorabilia though
You: thank you
You: youve been a wonderful punchbag
You have disconnected.

hahaahahahaah
that better be someone on this forum.
even i could pretend im clever against him.

Omegle, for a good start of the day:

Stranger: say something crazy!
Stranger: yeah!
You: Uhm... Crazy...
Stranger: ah
Stranger: your not crazy enough
You: OMG!! Flying elephants, with hats on!!
Stranger: oh alright then
Stranger: good job
Stranger: now my turn
You: Thanks.
Stranger: stereo geographic telepromting catch wand
Stranger: huh!

I just had the weirdest converstation (better not click on the link, unless you like puking on your computer on Sunday):

Stranger: helo
You: Are you strange?
Stranger: yes verry
You: Good to know.
Stranger: ya aint it
You: I ain't what?
Stranger: good to know that im strange
You: I ain't good to know you're strange? Does that even make sense to yourself?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im only using on hand hear
You: Never mind.
You: What the other one doing?
Stranger: goen in and out
You: Ah, right.
Stranger: yaay
Stranger: so what you doin
You: Listening to music, msn, computing.
Stranger: anny thing eles
You: Sitting.
Stranger: nice
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: materbating
You: Nice.
Stranger: yea
You: Who are you jacking off at?
Stranger: gurls dont jack off
You: Who are you fingering at?
Stranger: http://www.hai2u.com/
Stranger: that
You: Conscience: Should I trust this?
You: Gross.
Stranger: but it gets me off soo good
You: You like puking on dicks?
Stranger: idnt know why it just makes me wet
You: Lame.
Stranger: oh god icame
You: Good to know.
Stranger: how old are you
You: 17
Stranger: wow im 15
You: Me too. I'll be 16 in a week. I was just checking.
Stranger: ohh
You:
Stranger: is talking to me making you hard ?
You: No.
Stranger: realy
You: Really.
Stranger: caus its making me plenty hard
You: I thought you were a girl?
Stranger: i am
You: Then how the fuck do you get ''hard''?
Stranger: oh shit il gona need 2 hands in a sec
Stranger: brb
You: Good luck, have fun.
Stranger: you too
Stranger: fuking nigger

Not that I'm black, but...

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...
You: no?
Stranger: dont try to be me
Stranger: bitch
You: but i love you.
Stranger: but
Stranger: ur me
You: well then i love myself.
Stranger: nooooo!!!!
Stranger: good
You: i'm welcome.
Stranger: that makes you gay for jesus raptor
You: yeah, that's about right.
Stranger:
You: oh wait, what's that?
Stranger: jesus raptor?
You: oh, no, it's just a squirrel.
You: no, i thought i saw something in your asshole.
Stranger: squirrel?
Stranger: oh
You: furry brown things.
Stranger: yah that was a squirrel then
Stranger: had to be
You: not the first time.
Stranger: all the time every time
Stranger: dont worry about it
You: you seem like the kind of person who like people.
Stranger: im actioally the kid who hates most people
Stranger: how old you be?
You: you seem like the kind of person who hates grammar.
Stranger: i got a b in english bitch
Stranger: accelerated
You: i'm so proud of you, sonn.
Stranger: yes sir
Stranger: dont beat me
You: too late, you son of a bitch.
You: bend over and touch your toes. i'm gonna show you where the monster goes.
Stranger: no daddy nooooo!
Stranger: o...omg...o god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i'm surprised that that's what it took.

I was bored. Many lulz ensued. This is my favorite:

Stranger: hay you
You: let's fight!
You: i choose you pikachu!
Stranger: go charzard
You: pikachu! thunderbolt!
Stranger: use dragon breath
You: dammit, Pikachu come back! go Geodude!
Stranger: fly charzard
You: Geodude defense curl!
Stranger: charzard come back!
Stranger: go magic carp
Stranger: use splash
You: Geodude, rock throw
Stranger: splash magiccarp
Stranger: magiccarp splash
You: oh god he's getting dangerous. Geodude here's a potion!
You: tackle!
Stranger: magiccarp retreat
Stranger: i choose you vitorybell
Stranger: use stun spore
You: geodude dig!
You: (its paralyzed it can't move)
You: damnit!
You: Geodude come back! Flareon, go!
Stranger: use poison sting victorybell
You: Flareon evaded the attack!
You: Flareon, flamethrower!
Stranger: victoybell is down for the count
Stranger: nooooooooo!
Stranger: go scyther
You: Defense X used on Flareon
Stranger: scyther use scratch!
You: critical hit!
You: Flareon, sand-attack!
Stranger: wow this is getting intense
Stranger: use a full heal scyther
You: Flareon, flamethrower attack!
You: but it missed!
Stranger: now use triple smash
You: critical hit! Flareon fainted!
You: Noo! Go Geodude!
You: defense curl!
Stranger: come back scyther
Stranger: i need now more then ever politoed!!!
Stranger: use enthusiasm and end this with frog hop
Stranger: dun dun duuuun!
You: oh noes!
You: go pikachu! you're all i have left!
You: thunderbolt!
Stranger: dodge politoed and hit him with a waterfall
You: super potion used on Pikachu!
Stranger: hit him with frog hop politoed
You: Pikachu thunder wave!
Stranger: counter that with a water gun
You: no! Pikachu! "Stranger" blacked out!
Stranger: victorious

EDIT: Another good one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: hi are you a horny girl cuz i'm a horny guy
You: yeah totally
Stranger: doyou have any naked pics of you
Stranger: that i could see
You: you don't understand sarcasm, do you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by Gwazi, 05 October 2009 - 08:12 PM.

So... What's the purpose of this, again?

Waste time, have fun, pretend to be an extrovert.

or continue being your extroverted self when you are unable to do so other than by texting people.

or if you are procrastinating like me.