General Chat / Obama Elected President

A) Someone once said, "Yes, Kevin, either your a feminist or an asshole," when I asked if that was a case. Frankly, I still disagree. If woman = men, then how come we look so different, to be shallow, and we also think/act different too, but that is less easily proven.
Sorry. I meant, I noticed he was black, but I didn't give a fuck. Jew, white, Arab, black, Asian, Native American/whatever they want to be called this week, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT FUCKING RACE YOU ARE (BTW I'm a straight single white causasian Protestant male but I'm not rich enough to be a preppy boarding school kid which is one the biggest shames of my life LOL) it's what you think. Not all Natives want to be wasters of money. Not all Asians run convenience stores. Not all blacks are criminals, in fact, less than 1% are. Not all whites are CEOs. Not all Arabs are Muslims. Not all Jews hoard goal. ETC. The point is, someone's race says ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT THEM BESIDES THE FACT THEY HAPPEN TO BE OF THAT RACE. Therefore, I was mildly surprised when everyone made a big deal about osama being the first black president, I was like "who cares, it doesn't matter," IT'S WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS FUCK RACISM.
C) The answer to everything is not shooting everyone's heads off. But when someone murders someone in public (i.e. that asshole who beheaded some guy on a bus the other day) they should be executed PUBLICALLY on the guilotine or by axe or, in some other way, have their removed, i.e. by a gun. Child porners should be publically castrated. Theives should repay the debt 7x over and so on. There is no reason to go overboard or underboard with punishment.
D) No, I said Ancient Rome had a greater global influence that the Stars and Stripes. For instance, they only controlled bascially THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD.
E) Good for me. I agree too. Nothing is worse than illogicallity.
F) You clearly evolved from NOTHING. Your great-great-(many-greats)-grandfather was Adam.

Ok. I'll do it your way.

1. We look so different because we are internally different. For example, we don't have a womb, or any baby related shit (apart from our balls, which lets face it, they aren't that big compared to the rest of our body). We also act different because of the chemicals inside of us. Females show more emotion, and are usually a lot less threatening than males, which I believe means the baby will feel more comfortable around them. Also, if test results are anything to go by, then females are smarter than guys generally, so the only thing we have over them is strength, which in the day and age we live in now, it's not particularly needed. So come on, tell me how you can thing men are still superior to women.

2. I completely agree with you there, but please, don't call him Osama, as that kinda defeats the point of you constantly going "I'm not racist, I'm not racist!".

3. I completely agree with that as well. Capital Punishment should be brought back...but, going to a country and blowing innocent peoples heads off doesn't seem like a good idea to me.

4. Um. The Roman Empire was tiny compared to a lot of others. You'd have been better off saying the British Empire (To this day, it has been the biggest Empire the world has ever seen, with about a quarter of the earths population at one point. The American Empire was about twice the size of the Roman Empire by the way.

5. Mmhmm.

6. Do you have proof of that? Cos I bet I have more evidence that Evolution happened than Adam and Eve just being created.

Adam was an ape.

Carlos Mencia completely speaks the truth about women getting paid the same as men.
Hahaa... if you havn't seen him talk about it... look for it somewhere. I agree with him.

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert 2012!

Carlos Mencia completely speaks the truth about women getting paid the same as men.
Hahaa... if you havn't seen him talk about it... look for it somewhere. I agree with him.

Anyone who thinks Carlos Mencia is funny has no business in this thread.

Face it. If you think it's possible that God always existed, then it's equally as possible that all matter always existed. It's your own personal faith that makes one right and one wrong.

Would you rather listen to dave chappelle or dane cook?
Carlos Mencia actually seems like a smart dude and he speaks real shit.

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i'm just going to add that you're either an oblivious moron, which i'm actually not leaning towards compared to the other answer, which is that you're actually a complete genius, saying all of this just to get laughs and pissing yourself at all these comments.

ehh, you might be mala, too.

hehe, i kid, i kid.

haha that would be gold if the staff got a park submission from him and he turned out to be Mala. and if he is just posting like this to get laughs, then i'd feel really stupid. but i doubt he'd be writing an FAQ (lol i accidentally typed FAG at first) for a video game at another site if he was.

he's like a new-era Enigmatic

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Hey Kevin, come visit me in Miami and we can settle this by screaming GOD!!! at eachother until one of us goes defjam

If anything, we are less racist becasuse we are more opposed to abortion

Seriously, what the fuck, do you even think about what you are writing?

A) In general, men are smarter than woman.

Facts? Links? thanks.

Thank you. You just admitted that something must always have existed, this is called the "necessary being." You think the necessary being is matter, and I think (read: know for 100% absolute truth fact) it is God. The point is, there must be a necessary being. After "Cognito, ergo sum" this is one of those believes that must be believed to be true by definition. I am not arguing for God in this thread, that is not my point, but simply stating basic philosopical (Grade 12 Ontario Cirriculum Philosophy with the best teacher ever, mind you) facts. Something has always existed.

Actually, Kevin, this is good. You're having an intelligent discussion. Soon we'll get you posting sources, and you'll have legitimate discussions.

Now, I never said that something didn't always exist, because it has to have. And if it didn't, then something created it. And what created it? Something that always existed. Your faith, and consequently a lot of evil, controlling fucks, tell you that God is that something that has always existed, and created everything else. I'm more inclined to think that what we see has always existed, in some form or another. Both ideas are pretty silly, to be honest, and neither can ever be proved. Evolution, however, has a lot of fact to it, so to argue that aspect is pretty fucking stupid.

And really, don't think me so stupid to not notice you changing the subject.

Kevin, why the hell are you even in this thread. Don't you live in Canada?

D) Maybe. But the Roman Empire, though smaller than the Brits, was 100% of the worlds population (i.e., 100% 2000 yrs ago < 25% 300 yrs ago).

I'm fairly certain the Chinese, Russians, Native Americans, etc. would disagree with you on that point.

-ACE

Kevin, why the hell are you even in this thread. Don't you live in Canada?

Finally! It's about time someone questioned his nationality.

And Kevin, quit writing such rediculously long posts. Half of them were tl;dr (you remember what that is, don't you?). Get your point across, quit quoting everyone, and stop lettering things! It's fucking annoying as hell!

So, umm, how about renaming this thread to "Darwin v. Creation" and get an actual "Obama v. McCain" thread going.

This is nice, but I'd like to read about the election. I'd like to learn what other non-bureaucrats have to say.

^I totally agree on both points. There needs to be a seperate topic made, and it's nice to have a healthy debate (between average people) over the presidential candidates.

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