General Chat / urine test

i have a urine test at the doctors on september 11th and im planning on rollin a joint tonight, will it affect my test or what. and how long will i be high for

Don't worry, it'll be totally out of your system by that date. You have my word.

Also, you will be high for about 48 hours, give or take a few depending on how much weed you use.

You can clean it out by ample doses of HGH. That shit works wonders.

I've heard that pickle juice cleans out your system.

Once i saw a movie (don't remember the name) where they had a machine to clean someones blood from everything. Or they exchanged it with new one. Don't really remember, but it was a really wierd machine. Maybe you should by one of those?

Well, seriously: What is your doctor testing? If he's explicitly testing for drugs in your blood i would be carefull. At the examinations for the german army they found some things in my urine that came in there more than one month ago - luckily it didn't affect the result.

Edited by Bender, 01 September 2007 - 03:05 PM.

smoke up until the tenth. every day everytime you start feeling that high leave you. you'll be fine trust me

...however, traces of weed stay in your system for around 2 months (or was it 3?). There IS a supplement that can get rid of any trace of drugs in your system in just 3 hours, but the last guy I knew who took it ended up on the floor crying that his skin burned... but he was trying to clean out meth or heroin or something...

Don't risk it, you idiot. Common suppliments and drug maskers are tested for in piss tests, and ideas like the old "drink lots of water" shit are easily spotted, too. Weed stays in the system about 2 weeks.

wikipedia article

Well if we're gonna start giving serious replies, I will tell you my experience.

I got drug tested this summer, I took it 8 days after I had last smoked (that day I had only split a bowl with someone though). Drank a shit-ton of water, my piss was basically clear, so I thought they'd mark it diluted, but I guess I passed because I got the job anyway.

I think part of it depends on how much you smoke too--between January and April I really only smoked on the weekends, and even then there were some weekends I didn't at all. So I'm not a regular smoker and that might make it less likely to show up on a test.

well, i took about all the hits after smokin a single on the 4th and i was fine... drank a gallon + of vinigar though ahahahahaaaaaaaahaaa