General Chat / 2 Arrested for Aqua Teen Terrorism

  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    http://www.msnbc.msn...21137/?GT1=9033

    We live in a depressing age when a minor panic can break out over a few glorified Lite-Brite boards. Come on, people, what is this about.
    What's worse is that they were up for three weeks or so, apparently, and then all of a sudden someone decided they may have been suspicious? Glad our homeland security lines of defense are on top of things. Making the world safe from Mooninites who hate our freedom...three weeks later.
  • Tyler%s's Photo
    you're gosh darn right the Moon Men hate our freedom! why do you think they have a base orbiting our planet? they have been spying on us since Earth's creation (6,000 years ago). Mooninites killed Jesus and cancelled Touched by an Angel. these creatures are a menace to our way of life and must be stopped by any means necessary. i'm glad someone finally had the balls to remove these "advertisements". who knows what they are: bombs, spy devices, or insemanation machines. yes, Mooninites are trying to create a human-moonman hybrid creature bent on world domination. one failed test result is Michael Jackson. man, is that guy creepy looking.

    i applaud the Boston law-enforcement for keeping us safe in a time where terrorists rule the world and a Mooninite invasion is imminate.
  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    Boston is an extremely liberal city with a Democrat mayor in a state with a Democrat governor so you can't make all the conservative jokes. Anything else is fair game though. Including the fact that the mayor has a speech impediment and that the governor is black.
  • Tyler%s's Photo
    sounds like communist breading grounds to me.
  • Steve%s's Photo
    I didn't know Lite Brites still existed. I applaud anyone who can turn a Lite Brite into an attempted (and unintentional) terrorist attack. We Massachusetts-folk aren't too intelligent, are we?
  • tracidEdge%s's Photo
    wait.
    touched by an angel got cancelled?
  • Tyler%s's Photo

    wait.
    touched by an angel got cancelled?

    yes... by Godless Mooninites.
  • tracidEdge%s's Photo
    well it's a good thing these motherfucking terrorists got caught.
  • jakab%s's Photo
    Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens? They don't sound like terrorists to me.

    Well, the first one kinda does.
  • penguinBOB%s's Photo
    sean stevens sounds like cat stevens and cat stevens is muslim anymore, therefore terrorist.
  • Midnight Aurora%s's Photo
    I feel safer already.
  • Andrew%s's Photo

    yes... by Godless Mooninites.


    sexual harassment charges.
  • Loopy%s's Photo
    This has got to be the most pathetically ridiculous story ive ever read.

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