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THIS IS WHERE YOU TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM.

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, ASK ME ABOUT ANYTHING AND I WILL GIVE YOU ADVICE OR ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN MY PARK, GO TO MY THREAD IN MY PARK PALACE FORUM!

I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON BECAUSE SHE'S SO HOT!!!!

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE HAS GREAT SONGS, AND I LOVE THAT GIRL ON COHEED AND CAMBRIA!!! SHE SOUNDS SUPER HOT!!!!

I HAVE A LOT OF FAVORITE OTHER PEOPLE TOO BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. BLINK 182 IS COOL BECAUSE THEY STOLE MY NAME UNTIL I THREATENED TO SUE, SO THEY GAVE ME THEIR CDS AND IT WAS ALL COOL. I HUNG OUT WITH THEM LAST WEEK BECAUSE I KNOW THEM AND STUFF.

This is too obviously an April Fools. You guys suck.

I want to kill myself but I'm afraid of hurting the people that I love.
What should I do?

NO, YOUR MOTHER SUCKS YOUR cock-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT. DON'T YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, OR IS YOUR FLAME SETTING YOUR PENIS ON FIRE?

YOU SHOULD KILL THEM FIRST, THAT WAY THEY DON'T BECOME SAD WHEN YOU KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU'VE KILLED YOURSELF.

Why are you a blatant homosexual?

AND I LOVE THAT GIRL ON COHEED AND CAMBRIA!!!  SHE SOUNDS SUPER HOT!!!!

Umm...that "girl" is actually a guy...his name is Claude...try looking it up.

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT lol!!!!

NUH-UH!!!! SHE'S TOTALLY A GIRL! JUST LISTEN TO HER!!! SHE'S LIKE, YOUR EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES TELL THE STORYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ALL GIRLY AND STUFF.

If I want to try living, I have to just accept that everything is bullshit. That there is no such thing as being real, at all, period, and most people's lives are an endless excercise in self-loathing.
Other people accept this readily enough. I just can't. I think I'm idealistic.

How do I accept that everyone is a complete fucking fake without it hurting me?
Or to put it another way:
I'm dependant on other people to make me feel good, and when I'm not with them, I feel miserable. But since all people are made of is shit, when I find this out about them, I get repulsed and what nothing more to do with them.
I want to be either more accepting, or I want to need people less. How do I do this.

Edited by catachresistant, 01 April 2006 - 02:55 AM.

THAT WAS CONFUSING. CAN YOU SAY THAT IN A SIMPLER WAY? MAYBE YOU SHOULD WEAR AIR FRESHENER HUNG AROUND YOUR NECK SO THAT WHEN YOU SMELL PEOPLE MAKE OF SHIT, YOU DON'T SMELL THEIR SHIT INSTEAD YOU SMELL FLOWERS OR SOMETHING AND THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY?

Pure, virginal, home-schooled, repressed Christian girl likes teasing men, gets drunk, goes too far, gets raped, screams.
Those screams are my favourite music.

that will have serious consequences to you. big mistake, believe me

Okay, I will say it in a simpler way.

If I hang myself people will think I'm a lame-o copycat asshole. I'm thinking, maybe I should just slash my wrists and throat and lie in a bathtub. Sure, it's feminine as hell, but then, I'm pretty fucking effeminate so it fits, right?
Is this a good idea?

Incidentally, maybe I'd find this funny if I knew who the fuck SU182 was. I'm so fucking sorry I'm not in on your pathetic geek injokes.

SURE. JUST YOU WATCH!!

I THINK YOU SHOULD JUMP INTO A TRASH COMPACTOR. IF YOU DON'T DIE, THEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE THE AWESOMEST GUY ON EARTH NEXT TO ME, AND YOU SHOULD THEN SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TRYING TO SLEEP WITH AS MANY NUNS AS YOU CAN JUST TO PROVE YOU'RE AWESOME. BUT MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT UGLY.

A poem for SU182.

Oh we all love SU182,
We all wish we could be like you.
Standing over NE, with your administration tools,
There is no way this could be April Fools.

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