General Chat / What are you thinking about Enigmatic right now?

Enigmatic, I know you are probably too busy working on a park thats better than anything ever built, but I wanted to post this just to show how envious I am of you. You've always been my RCT idol, even before your first post here. Every day, I try to picture your RCT work in my mind and its just beyond godly. How do you do it? Was your name Mala in a previous life? Does Chris Sawyer pay you to play the game? I mean, geez, we don't even have to see your work to know how good you are. Of course you should be allowed to bash NE parkmakers. What were the mods here thinking editing your posts like that? I'll bet you have trouble sleeping at night because you are so good and that god appears before just to remind you how good you are at RCT. He probably also reminds you that you need to keep posting on NE to boost your ego. Gosh, I wish my life was that good when I was 15 years old.

So, my fellow NE counterparts, I encourage you to take part and post what you are thinking about Enigmatic right now. He's just too good to not be worshiped here.

Enigmatic = God

I don't think he even deserves a topic like this..

SF

I don't think he even deserves a topic like this..

SF

Indeed. He deserves a small country, at the very least. I propose we renamed these forums in his honor, then soon thereafter erase NE (which will now stand for NuminousEnigmatic) from the internet, because their significantly lesser quality in relation to his own besmirches his very name.

All hail the mighty Enigmatic!

Seriously though, you suck.

Gosh, Jkay, that was beautiful!

I sure as hell aint thinkin nothin about him...

Also, why didn't Mala ever get a topic?

Edited by CoasterCrzy, 28 February 2006 - 05:29 PM.

Because he's gotten many. One for his PT winner er, entry, one for his Hi Rollers winner and one for his spotlight. That and Mala never really pissed anyone off. He's always very polite, even if you can track down one of his posts and PM him; he'll reply. It'll be weeks or months even but he will eventually get around to typing you a paragraph that will make you feel like you're some old friend of his and yet you know pretty much nothing about eachother.

Enigmatic however we all jack off to. The image of what he's created gives me boners just thinking about what it might maybe be...

ride6

God, that was so hot ride6. Give me the reach around.

I wasn't imposing that Mala wasn't polite. I just wanted to ask if Enigmatic was Mala in an afterlife, why didn't Mala get a topic before?

I say we change his his member title to "Just click my name and hit ignore user."

Edited by HandyAndyG, 28 February 2006 - 06:40 PM.

He could just give us all BJs (like he's always planned) and leave.

I haven't had one of them in like, forever.

What the fuck is going on here.

a lot of sex, apparently.

-Ryan

drop it likes it show.

JKay is like a kid. making crazy threads.

Am I the only one who doesn't see what all the fuss is about?

Gosh, it sure is flattering to have a tribute thread. I know you all would like to engage in homosexual relationships with me, but it's not gonna happen. Yeah, I know. Sorry to dash your hopes, but I'm taken.

You should rename the site to me. I mean, NEgmatic. Nice ring, eh? Plus you just switch the letters.

You should rename the site to me.  I mean, NEgmatic.  Nice ring, eh?  Plus you just switch the letters.

Dammit, that actually is pretty good.
You're still an ass though.