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6.5/10

Sorta a *meh* that's kinda funny moment.




from this past Sunday's...


Peter: Your wife and Quagmire were like, 'bam bam bam bam bam.'
Brian: Peter.
Peter: No I am not finished! Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam ooooohhhhh take it away bam bam
bam bam bam bam bam bam.

Heh, pretty nice. 7. I didn't see it so it was probably funnier in the show.

Quagmire (fused to Cleveland): Let's go make love to your wife!
Cleveland: I don't know, Quagmire. Ever since we got fused together, love making with Loretta has lost its...intimacy.
****
Quagmire (hanging of the side of the bed): Aaaaaawwwwwwwright.

It's HI-larious live.


7/10 Just about every other quote in that episode killed me tho.









BRIAN: "It's just a phase, Peter. You know, like those two weeks you spend narrating your life?"

(flashback)

PETER: "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew.
Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life--"

*Lois knocks Peter out; transition to nighttime*

PETER: "I woke several hours later in a daze."

ahahaha, that's classic. 10/10.

Lois: I wonder where Peter is.
(Peter's car crashes into nativity set. Peter comes out)
Peter: Hey everybody, I'm on vacation! Happy Birthday Jesus! Seven maids a-milkin', six maids a-milkin', fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive maids a-mil--
(Camel falls on Peter)

9/10

The camel made the scene.


JUDGE: "This case is thrown out. Now, next order of business."

*Mayor Adam West comes up with a bridal veil on his right hand*

JUDGE: "We join these two in holy matrimony. If anyone has any reason as to why this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace."

*Adam West's other hand raises up*

MAYOR WEST: "Shut up, you had your chance!"

^ 10/10 LOL that was great!

From e. Peterbus Unum:

Peter (sarcastically): "Oh, I'm sorry were you just whipping me or did I just get bit by a mosquito? Hey Lois, if you happen to see the dungeonmaster can you tell him his grandmother was just trying to work me over."

Lol! I love that part^10/10

Peter: Are you pregnet Louis?
Louis: No why?
:Peter Pushes Louis down the basment:

lol that one was pretty funny...7.9/10

Ugly Girl: "You mean I could be a prostitute?"
Brian: "Yeah sure, but in your case I would get the money up front."

Hehe. 7/10

TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: "We now return to the Smurfs..."

(on television screen)

SMURF #1: "Hey, did you have a good time last night?"

SMURF #2: "Smurf-tacular!"

SMURF #1: "Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette."

SMURF #2: "Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me."

SMURF #1: "Shut the Smurf up!"

SMURF #2: "Yeah!"

SMURF #1: "Right in the Smurfing parking lot?"

SMURF #2: "That is freaking Smurf, man!"

Not really one of my favorites 4/10.

Peter: Our son, wants to plow you.

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And another one...

Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or leprachuan tails!
Doctor: Actually it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, actually a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: ...like a happy special-
Doctor: you're going to die.

You gotta include the whole thing. But that's an awesome quote. 9.5/10



PETER: "Oh! Doesn't he just make you so mad that you wanna go down there and hit him?"

CLEVELAND: "No."

PETER: "Well maybe not him 'cause he's kinda big. But don't you wanna hit the guy sittin' next to ya? Well not him 'cause he's kinda big too. But don't you wanna hit his kid?"

* Peter punches out the kid*

PETER: "Take that Macho Man Randy Savage. Ya jerk!"

Haha, that was classic. 10/10.

I would include the whole quote, but I would probably butch it or something.

Hotel worker talking to Peter about Chris.

Hotel Worker: Sir you can't park your van on the diving board.

hahaha, that's so great with the whole thing. especially since they do it twice.
8/10

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Haha 8/10

-Quote 1

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.





Yeah... one quote at a time please.

Edited by Corkscrewed, 19 June 2005 - 02:26 AM.

STEWIE: Chris, whatever happened to Geena Davis? She used to be in movies quite a bit, but now...nothing. She's certainly pretty enough. But when she smiles, you see too much gum. Not a good teeth to gum ratio. Chris? Chris?

you forgot to rate the quote above you

That was an obscure one from last night, so I give it a 4.5 out of 10


I will go back to the "boat" episode.


Peter: well at least I will be the fatest person on the block with a boat.
Fat Albert: He He He, I'm gonna get a boat!
Peter: Crap! even Della Reese is getting one!

never heard that one (or remeber it) but it didn't make me laugh....but 5/10

i ca't rememebr episode but it goes something like

Tom Tucker: and now over to the weather

weather man: IT'S GUNNA RAIN!

sorry about not rating the one before.

^ 5/10 for this one.

I liked one similar to that one though. Something like....

TOM TUCKER: And coming up next....this giant cock-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo. (Reaches under desk and whips out a large rooster).

And on a side note...on last night's episode...What was the name of that 80's Saturday morning cartoon character that Peter remembered meeting? The guy that says "I've got a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese"...and "when your ten gallon hat is feeling five gallons flat", and "looks like a wagon wheel", etc. Actually, now that I think of it, I don't remember if it was Peter or Stewie's flashback...hell it may have even been on American Dad (sometimes they kinda blur together). Regardless, I just want to know that character's name...I think they said it, but I wasn't paying attention.

'troopa

p.s.

I did not write "cock-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-doo-a-doodle-do". What's up with that?

Edited by supertrooper, 20 June 2005 - 12:47 PM.

It didn't make me laugh much...I'll give it a 5/10


Petern: Chris is not as smart as you think he is...
(Peter slaps Chris in the back of the head)
Chris: HEY!
Peter: He did it.
(Peter points to a nearby floor lamp, and Chris attacks it and starts fighting with it.)